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FrothingLizard — Dating advice
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SHAMELESSLY taken from [link]Belle belongs to
Candy
And Clyde bitch is mine.
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There is nothing in the world as disturbing as this! 
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The most disturbing is how IN to it both parties are... And the fact that Belle probably has nowhere to hide, while they act out their little play.
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Once again I'm rooting for sitcom spinoff here. XD
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I'm with Belle. Seriously, I am.
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*shudder*
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Ahahahahaahaha! Poor Belle. I love Candy and Clyde's "helpful" advice. XD
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Belle's been learning so much from her new friends.
Where do I begin? The idea is comedy gold, especially when you take Belle's insecurity about herself and her negative self image into account.
Also, the sight of Clyde sucking face with Candy will surely induce Belle painting the floor (or them) with several varieties of body temperature per-drank alcohol.
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They're gonna help her broaden her mind.
And I'll bet'ya that Candy & Clyde never intended to make out - thye just got so caught up in how awesome they both are that they couldn't help it.
Until Belles inner juices suddenly starts to overdrown Clydes new shoes! THEN he'll wake up! They're Dalph Lauren after all!
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I fear the day when Belle ust loose and gets into Candy's plans willingly.
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Why do I feel like I'm watching siblings make out?
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LOLZ.
Poor Belle.
I love Clyde's expression in the first pic, and the Candy shoving her boobs in his face XD
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Clyde *so* smokes green Mistral...the only people I've sold them to are elderly classy ladies and drags.
But why exactly are they giving *Belle* dating tips?
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Because someone needed to watch their sickening make-out-session.
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Point taken. Ask a silly question, no?
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Those two, I swear.
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This is why Belle don't date...
Imagine if she did - those two hags would stalk her ALL night!
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AAw, but they so that anyway! And just wait until they realize she hangs out with Bao...
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Clyde is going to be HEARTBROKEN!
And then they'll have to run out and skank with sailors...
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XD Booped her beak.
... *taking notes* Boobs in face, you say?
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And putting out. VERY important.
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Hahahaa XD I think they're taking the lesson too seriously XD
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I love it. I bet they both taste delicious, though. Strawberry vodka flavor, yum.
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And cigarettes... but yummi fruit-flavoured cigarettes.
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