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Just for a minute...forget Marble Hornets. Forget Tribe Twelve. Forget all the Slenderman vlogs. Forget SLENDER. Forget whatever Slenderman artist you idolize. ESPECIALLY forget a certain uber-popular artist who calls herself "The Savior Of Slenderman." The ugly truth is that Slenderman does not have a concrete, written-in-stone canon. Aside from his basic attributes (tall, skinny, tendrils, claws, three-piece dark suit, no face, bald, kills/eats people, lives in the forest) his abilities depend upon the artist/writer. He doesn't necessarily have to be immortal, unkillable, unstoppable, etc. Don't just parrot what everyone else thinks he's like. Develop a headcanon of your own!

My version of Slendy, for instance, isn't immortal, just really hard to kill because of his regenerative abilities. And he's not TEH MOST POWERFUL THING IN TEH UNIVERSE and SUPER DUPER UNBEATABLE. My Slendy's sort of an anagalm of several different versions (uses Proxies, has blood and internal organs, isn't immortal, can regenerate, organic tendrils, only teleports when he really needs to, has a hidden mouth, etc.)
So stop whining about how he lost to Cannibal Jeff in this picture already. It's MY headcanon version of Slenderman, NOT yours. Besides, the picture takes place in a parallel universe.

PS: The blank-faced, bald, Proxy-using Slendy we're all familiar with was not what Slenderman was intended to be. As explained in one of my journals:

"Slender Man was originally intended:

-To have a face, nose, eyes, mouth and ears; not seen on camera, though.
-To also have short, white hair.
-NOT to be a Creepypasta, but rather a new horror character that would go mainstream.
-To hunt ADULTS and children, as compared to teens and college students.
-To NOT HAVE PROXIES!
-To do EVERYTHING by himself.
-To use garbage bags as his disposal.
-Not to have notes.
-To crack or snap people's necks, strangle, bite the head off, cut the victim in half with his claws or stab with his tentacles at a persons head or chest.
-To run, grab and throw.

But...
We have a non-scary re-hashing horror creature."

So the vision that comes into your head when you think of Slenderman isn't "canon" either.
PROBLEM, SLENDER-ELITISTS?

Slenderman (c) Victor-Surge/Something Awful

EDIT:I AM NOT TRASHING ANY SLENDERMAN SERIES. I'm just saying they're not canon and encouraging you to develop a headcanon of your own. You can still enjoy then, just don't take them as the gospel.

EDIT2: I got this info from in the comments.
"IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT MARBLE HORNETS: MH's producers stated about a month ago that the being we've all referred to as Slenderman in Marble Hornets is actually separate entity known as "The Operator", a being based on Slendy's appearance.
I REPEAT: Marble Hornet's Operator is not Slenderman."
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Juicy-Peach [2013-09-29 03:53:01 +0000 UTC]

I am now going to redefine slenderman in my own image! You inspired me so i'll send a link when I do so!
Warning I might never get to this or it'll take a long long LONG TIME!!!
:3

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FrostedIcefire In reply to ??? [2013-09-29 03:41:56 +0000 UTC]

I admire you for this.

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alexxagon [2013-09-29 03:03:54 +0000 UTC]

I completely agree with you, and I hope that the fandom doesn't flip out on you too badly. ;o;


Pretty much every fandom is going to crap anymore it's just stupid- and I think the creepypasta/Marble Hornets/whatever else is one of the worst ones with the "nO I HAVE MAH OPINION ND IF U DUN AGREE WITH ET DEN UR 14628934% WRONG AND STUPID OMFG I HATEEEE UUUU" kind of thing.


That's just the kind of stupid stuff that makes me hate humanity. =n=

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furbearingbrick In reply to alexxagon [2013-09-29 03:19:24 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, they can be utter babies when it comes to things they disagree with or are different than what they're used to.

Just look at all the cries of "YOU RUINED JEFF" I get with the Worm Jeff Saga (see link in sig), which is an alternate universe, and Worm Jeff is NOT Jeff the Killer, he's his soul transferred into a magically-created body. The fact that Worm Jeff and his setting is completely different than the "canon" Jeff's is the point. Jeff is NOT freaking ruined.

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alexxagon In reply to furbearingbrick [2013-09-29 03:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Exactly. I also see a lot of things basically saying if you don't portray the characters exactly like that person thinks, then you just suck. For almost every creepypasta, there's not really a set personality for them, they are meant to be short horror stories, not long frickin' books that you can get to know everything and anything they like and dislike.Β 


All of your work is creative. If they don't like it, they could just simply not look at it I mean seriously, there's no need to post hateful comments like people are making them look at it. If anything "ruins" Jeff, it's all the creepy fangirls that think 'oMFFFG I like Jeff teh Killah so I must be iNSANE RITE yea im going 2 liek go kill some1 nao oUo" That is just pretty much my main pet peeve right there, people claiming to be insane just because they like a character or something like that that is insane. They don't actually get it through their thick skulls that if they were insane, they would either 1) be locked up in jail for murder, 2) be in an insane asylum, 3) be in silent misery that is so bad you would nearly be to the point of suicide, or 4) be denying anything that even slightly says that they're insane. =n=Β 



I am so done with people in general I didn't think it was possible.

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Diespitris In reply to ??? [2013-09-29 02:53:46 +0000 UTC]

It's about time someone made a stamp like this.


You have my respect.

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furbearingbrick In reply to Diespitris [2013-09-29 02:58:46 +0000 UTC]

I was actually afraid to post this because I was afraid the Marble Hornets fanboys, andthe "SLENDERMAN IS BEING RUINED!!!1" asshats would come and flame me.

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Diespitris In reply to furbearingbrick [2013-09-29 16:04:45 +0000 UTC]

It's such a shame. I remember a time when Slenderman was a subject of fascination and fear. Now, he's merely a fictional character that all of the fanboys want to get into cat-fights over.Β 


I've actually had to stop watching a few artists because they went completely Slender-Nazi with their stamps and shit. Such a damn shame.

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furbearingbrick In reply to Diespitris [2013-09-29 19:10:42 +0000 UTC]

I can only hope said artists see this stamp and rethink thier silly headcanon wars, then. That is, if they don't get excessively butthurt.

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Diespitris In reply to furbearingbrick [2013-09-30 07:56:52 +0000 UTC]

Me too, friend. Me too.

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mew478 In reply to ??? [2013-09-29 02:48:02 +0000 UTC]

I just think of Slender Man as a tall, superhuman, blank faced, creepy, murderous being. Then in my Slender Man fanfics/stories I base him off of my own imagination.


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The-End-Inc [2013-09-29 02:37:04 +0000 UTC]

FACT:



Origin

On June 8th, 2009, a β€œβ€™paranormal pictures” photoshop contest was launched on theΒ Something Awful Β (SA) ForumsΒ  Β The contest required participants to turn ordinary photographs into creepy-looking images through digital manipulation and then pass them on as authentic photographs on a number of paranormal forums. Something Awful users soon began sharing their faux-paranormal creations with layered images of ghosts and other anomalies, usually accompanied by a fabricated witness account to make them more convincing. On June 10th, SA user Victor Surge (real nameΒ Eric Knudsen) posted two black and white photographs of unnamed children with a short description of β€œSlender Man” as a mysterious creature who stalked children.[2]

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furbearingbrick In reply to The-End-Inc [2013-09-29 02:39:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the info. I'll update the description in the morning.

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The-End-Inc In reply to The-End-Inc [2013-09-29 02:39:18 +0000 UTC]

that beign said I agree with you, express yourself and anything you want,.

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Impurrfections [2013-09-29 01:20:39 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU

I think it's great that Slenderman doesn't have a canon. It means that artists and writers alike can make their own interpretations of him and add it to their creative projects.

but seriously THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POINTING THIS OUT!

Β 

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NicoleTheKiller In reply to ??? [2013-09-29 00:26:29 +0000 UTC]

And about the edit, aren't Slenderman and the operator different entities? I'm probably wrong but I thought Slenderman was taller and had tendrils unlike the operator?

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furbearingbrick In reply to NicoleTheKiller [2013-09-29 00:31:29 +0000 UTC]

Doesn't matter. As I said, MH isn't being counted as canon. Only the original material on the Something Awful forums are.

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NicoleTheKiller In reply to furbearingbrick [2013-09-29 00:39:03 +0000 UTC]

Kay~

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heartles-queen In reply to ??? [2013-09-29 00:17:44 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS THANK YOU VERY MUCHΒ 

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half-rose [2013-09-29 00:11:05 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you really are spreading the words I said... I'm glad you did that one. Now I won't be the only one thinking like that.

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Zakris In reply to ??? [2013-09-29 00:07:44 +0000 UTC]

I agree with this.


My version of the SlenderMan kills people in order to save them from an otherwise horrible, painful, inescapable death.



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Lagoon-Sadnes [2013-09-29 00:06:20 +0000 UTC]

That's why I simply do whatever I want with him in my stories xD Always within limits that I consider I shouldn't pass.Β I make him talk and act the way I think he'd do, I make him think as I imagine he'd think and so on. But it's all my imagination. I don't have an immortal Slender Man in my head either; he can regenerate and he's so resistant that he seems to be so. In fact... not all of the famous Slender brothers are alive in my fanfic ESC and the proper Slender Man had problems once or twice as he will tell Aerial in a chapter, and he does some things you listed up here. That's an example of a headcanon that is equally respectable to others because, as you say, we haven't got a formal story of him to use as a reference. I don't mind if Slender Man is immortal for others; that's their opinion.


What I don't like is when people start arguing about headcanon stuff. They say that theirs is the one that rules and others are fake. Ajem... it's a HEADcanon Some people portrait Jeff as a 13-old killer who doesn't grow up, but for me he's 17 or so in my stories because he's a human and humans grow up. End of story. I don't have to share other people's headcanons and others don't have to share mine. With Slender Man, Eyeless Jack and many others we've got the same problem. It's stupid when people argue about headcanons -.-

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furbearingbrick In reply to Lagoon-Sadnes [2013-09-29 00:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Ayup. It's especially bad when people start pushing thier headcanons on you. The aformentioned delusional "Savior of Slenderman", whose username I shall not reveal for fear of her whiteknights coming after me, is notorious for this. She's also one of the "HUMENZ R WEEK CUZ THEY KIN DYE N THEY R NOT SKAREE EVAR" types that rile me up so much.

And don't get me started about people who think putting hair on Eyeless Jack "ruins" him. REALLY?!

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Lagoon-Sadnes In reply to furbearingbrick [2013-09-29 00:41:16 +0000 UTC]

True. I haven't had that problem, but I've seen other users (mostly GingaAkam) who has dealt with people who pushed their HC on her.Β 


About the humans being unable to defeat monsters... I have a mid-way opinion, but I'm not gonna go deeper on that point.Β 


Well, he wears a hoody so... why would he be bald? And why wouldn't he? We don't even know if he can talk! There are no rules for those details, a lot less for their attitude towards other CP characters.

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Tealinia93 [2013-09-28 23:46:10 +0000 UTC]

... This is true.

However.

Jeff the Killer still sucks. :'I Deal with that.

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furbearingbrick In reply to Tealinia93 [2013-09-28 23:47:59 +0000 UTC]

Worm Jeff's OK though, right?

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Tealinia93 In reply to furbearingbrick [2013-09-28 23:51:23 +0000 UTC]

Worm Jeff, what..? 8I You lost me there. I've never heard of it...

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furbearingbrick In reply to Tealinia93 [2013-09-28 23:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Read and learn, young pawadawn.

One Door Closes, Another One Opens
Evil Never Dies
Trust Me, Part 1
Trust Me, Part 2

Infection Journal
Series Bible

The Worm Jeff Saga is an AU of Jeff the Killer, and is pretty much Jeff in name only. Which, in this case, is a very good thing.

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FriendOwlDesign In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:38:13 +0000 UTC]

wut, there's been Slendy drama???

didn't even know MH was a thing... //shot

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Synaesthetic1 [2013-09-28 23:35:58 +0000 UTC]

... do not question SLENDERMAN. Do not believe in SLENDERMAN. Do not attempt to define SLENDERMAN. Do not attempt to look at SLENDERMAN.

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Shadoe123 [2013-09-28 23:35:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, you are so gonna get flamed. No, I'm not gonna try to flame, but i love marble hornets, but accept it as whatever, can you have a non canon if something has no canon? I agree with this totally. I'd also agree if someone said that victor surge has no right to copyright slendy since all he did was basically blur a pic.........

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snowbutts [2013-09-28 23:33:00 +0000 UTC]

Shockingly. I always thought the Slenderman was what mothers told children so they wouldn't go out at night,

But I can agree 100 percent!

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Chivi-chivik In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Ah good. At least someone says the goddamned truth. Sure I love Slenderman, but I hate how people forget that he came from the SomethingAwful forums... and then take fanworks as real business.

And the real version would have been way creepier than he is currently (let's face it, he's NOT creepy, I even love him ). Good earned knowledge.

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LanestraFlameheart In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:25:52 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE IT!

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angelhalo777 In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:18:44 +0000 UTC]

..........................................................................wat...........................................................

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Skizjo In reply to angelhalo777 [2013-09-29 00:02:56 +0000 UTC]

Yup

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Katie-11Six In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:17:18 +0000 UTC]

I love the Slenderman, the marble hornets and creepypasta one. That does not make that Slenderman canon nor does it make my version of the Slenderman the only one. As artists we must learn to accept and enjoy each others art instead of trippin'. All the good artists know that. Thank you for being one of them.

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CookiesofWar In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:15:49 +0000 UTC]

I'm a huge Slenderman fan , but I agree with this.
I do wonder how many people will get angry over this and type some stupid crap.

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furbearingbrick In reply to CookiesofWar [2013-09-28 23:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Knowing how bad MH fans can get (and the flamewar that ensued over the joke picture I made a while back of a hulked-out Slendy where his tendrils where making little biceps), too damn many.

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Inkswell In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:14:52 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful info!

I can start developing my own version then ^^



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AssassinWitch In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:13:57 +0000 UTC]

My respect for you shot through the roof.

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ErinElectricity17 In reply to ??? [2013-09-28 23:11:57 +0000 UTC]

I think the Slenderman that you described would be much better than the faceless Slenderman

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RandomRedneck1990 [2013-09-28 23:08:34 +0000 UTC]

...Wait, I thought he came from that Marble Hornets thing. Wouldn't that be canon?

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half-rose In reply to RandomRedneck1990 [2013-09-29 00:13:34 +0000 UTC]

No...He was created by Victor Surge in SomethingAwful forums...

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RandomRedneck1990 In reply to half-rose [2013-09-29 04:03:20 +0000 UTC]

I was not aware of that.

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half-rose In reply to RandomRedneck1990 [2013-09-29 04:06:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh...Well, just look around in some sites, you'll find the full history about it.

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