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"I am going 60 feet per second. The Speedlimit is 50 miles per hour. Am I speeding?"Β
Your going to Jail! It is illegal to drive without a fucking working speedometer.
Come on Math teacher! Give me something realistical!
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If dave has 10 candy bars and eats 5 and john jumps off a 50 ft. tall building at 80 kilometers per hour then what is the circumference of the sun?
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It's a hit tricky, but if you pay close enough attention to the question and read over it several time then it's easy to say the answer is: my name jeffΒ
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I believe that the answer is Noodles
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sheep farmers on the isle of mull have been dyeing their sheep yellow/orange to discourage theives, they have also had problems with the sea eagles in the area injuring and carrying off their lambs. Knowing the location we can find out the average cost of asphalt in that area, but due to the decreasing supply of oil, which is used in the production of asphalt, this price is likely going to keep rising. And since the cow's age does not affect supply and demand of asphalt, we can estimate that the cost of asphalt per pound will be greater than 0.30$
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.... BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY- A MATHS THEORY
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SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY A MEDAL.
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Girl. But thank you
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Jimmy has three apple and he board a train that leaves at 3:50 and goes 35mph and make it to staion at 4:00 has the wheels are as big as brown. How old is jimmy
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Β What's 9 + 10?
Β Β 21?
Β u stupid.
Β NOIMNOT.
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Looks about right. 'Twas the kind of thing that made substitute teaching so interesting (along with the students, who did make it worth every moment)
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I feel you bro.
IF I THROW I TRIANGLE OUT OF A CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL
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20 chocolate ones and 2 with sprinkles, because sprinkles are so fucking awesome!
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Hahaha! You, I like you. 
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And this Cupcake here likes you
*the cupcake jumps in your face*
CUPCAKE NOOOOOOOOO!
Cupcake: I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV UUUUUU! *awkwardly hugs you with weird sprinkle cupcakes arms*
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My guess
is ZERO DEVIDED BY ZERO BECAUSE MY ROOF IS MADE OF KAYAKS!
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The answer is alpaca! Because there is bird outside my window! But seriously what's up with that question?
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The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones!
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wtf...
thirty dollars not including the transportation costs...
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what the fuck, the test doesnt make any sense at all
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class: 2x2= 4
Β Homework: What time do frogs breed?
test: So Booth killed lincoln, how long did the america revolution take til the light bulb was invented?
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HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE DO ALGEBRA. X = sheep Y = gun. If y - x = z. Then z = death
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Class: if x= 3, what is 7x?
Homework: what is 34y divided by 890y? y= 4
Test: If you ate yourself, would you become twice as big or disappear completely? Explain.Β
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(just write the: "the right answer" and if you wanna add something to it: "whatever is right, I'll stick to it"
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...but that still gets marked wrong, why is that?
A: because you were being "too clever" or something like that... *shrugs shoulders*
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I dunno.. Teachers are weird
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I mean why and when should we know how much (1+18399279) x 387936894 is???Β
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is that x to represent multiplication or is it a variable?
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