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Published: 2012-02-21 13:53:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 12497; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 35
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I woke up feeling pretty bad because I had ran out of faygo the day before. I decided to just go get some in store before I ate breakfast because breakfast without faygo can only mean a bad day.I couldn't go out without dressing up though, because I'm a lolita and lolitas have to be very fashionable and lady like. Even though my nighgown was pink and frilly, it also was a bit transparent and you could see my nipples when it was cold so I decided not to use it, even if I liked the ribbons on it.I'd keep it for when I sleep and show it to my boyfriend when I get one.
I slipped out of it, going into my shower and enjoying it a lot, before grabbing my chocolate chess angelic pretty dress to shrug it on, adding nice bloomers and socks and maryjane with it, and a nice ribbon in my pink hair after curling them. I looked very pretty and ladylike now, knowing I could get my faygo cheaper because the shopkeeper found me so kawaii he didn't have the heart ot make me pay.
When I walked in the street to go there, everyone turned to look at me in awe. Everyone loved me because they knew I was the prettiest person in town, and the most fashionable. Some boys even said things like "she's so kawaii omg..." She just knew everyone here couldn't help but either be jealous of her weeaboo style of life or kawaii and sugoiness.
She started to feel a little dizzy, having missed a meal made her feel light in her head a bit. She kept on walking, getting to the faygo store where she bought a bottle but didn't pay because as she predicted the shopkeeper went "omg Tsuki-sama, you're too good I can't make you pay."
As she walked out of the store, she noticed a really pretty man not far; he was unusual, just what she liked, what with his horns and his grey skin. A troll, no doubt, but those were rare nowadays, since they all died like Tavros some years ago. He was really sugoi, with his juggalo make up and his way to drink the faygo with some drops rolling along his chin and perfect neck, his adam apple going up and down sexily. She blushed a little, her pink blood rushing to her cheeks as she exited the store, feeling very shy all of a sudden.
But then she bumped intoΒ Β thugs . One of them had very long horns and a mohawk and grey skin and laughed meanly, it was not kowai... He stole her ribbon and started to push her calling her mean names when the beautiful stranger came out of there.
"tAvRoS, sToP iT yOu MoThErFuCkEr!!!"
I watched as the pretty stranger punched him in the guts hard to protect me, his arm around my waist as I pressed my face against his many and muscled sugoi chest, my blue and green eyes shut and my heart going doki doki.
He punched him hard through the face, killing him off, smiling happily when it was done. he other thugs ran away as he lifted me bridal style, looking at me with a small indigo blush, my own pink blush almost matching (because indigo and pink aren't the same colors but they go very well together in sweet lolita dresses.) We stared into each others soul, our orbs meeting. We both knew by now we were in love, and had met our destiny there and then.
Comments: 465
JessicaTheWolf1 [2012-10-09 13:58:26 +0000 UTC]
I'm dying.
You think it's cool to be a weeaboo.
Gamzee's not real, and he never was.
He doesn't even know you, and he never will.
You aren't his wife, idiot.
You're a huge ass joke.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to JessicaTheWolf1 [2013-04-01 17:46:55 +0000 UTC]
I am a joke indeed.
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JessicaTheWolf1 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2013-04-02 10:27:14 +0000 UTC]
jesus christ did i seriously fall for this troll in the past omfg im a huge tool
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Weegee457 [2012-07-25 11:59:07 +0000 UTC]
Oh, god. Grammar. The exact amount of possiblity this could happen. (Zero, btw) What. The. Hell. I'm really astonished that... this... No. Why was this made?... Tavros... cannot walk. He would not commit any crime. I am confused at many things in this story. Why was it made? It's... so... terrible. I don't know why people would like it. I just don't know what went wrong.... with their minds.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Weegee457 [2013-04-01 17:47:33 +0000 UTC]
It was made to be horrible, that's why people like it. Kind of like "My immortal".
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Baby-AkitaNeru In reply to ??? [2012-07-22 13:41:17 +0000 UTC]
This is my all time favorite biography. You should become a professional writer. I am not particulary sure why everyone says this is absolute shit, I think this is a very realistic piece of work and you certenly captured Gamzees character. I mean its so obvious that he hates Tavros so he would kill him any chance he got.
Very nice work 83
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Baby-AkitaNeru [2013-04-01 17:48:10 +0000 UTC]
Thanks, I know it was amazing.
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BestJadeHarley [2012-05-30 19:11:37 +0000 UTC]
Sighhhhhh I'll do it, *Gamzee and I. On another note you seem to think Gamzee is real, you seem to think all trolls are real. They are not real and as cool as it would be if they were they're not. I'm sorry to say you need to learn that these are made up characters and they don't actually exsist.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to BestJadeHarley [2012-05-30 19:30:23 +0000 UTC]
Psssst,check the latest deviations, thank you.
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BestJadeHarley In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-05-30 19:50:34 +0000 UTC]
Alright, thanks!
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lovelyredheart [2012-05-27 18:27:18 +0000 UTC]
So I was looking through these comments, and just thought I would bring up a trend.
She uses biography, which implies that she either didn't write this, or it is about someone else, and not her, because a biography is a second hand account told by a different person.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to lovelyredheart [2012-05-28 19:54:26 +0000 UTC]
It's about myself :3 Autobiography.
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Hitokiri-Battosai318 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-08-12 06:26:17 +0000 UTC]
False: either an autobiography or a biography must contain some semblance of truth about the person it pertains to. Therefore, this cannot be a biography or autobiography because it never happened. It contains several fictional characters, which are a big no-no for biographies of any variety. This is merely a fanfiction in which you have injected yourself into
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NumbRK9 In reply to ??? [2012-05-25 11:54:06 +0000 UTC]
how can you punch someone THROUGH the face? wouldnt gamzee get into prison for that?
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to NumbRK9 [2012-05-28 19:55:20 +0000 UTC]
Iie! He's fine with it, and he's strong enough to do it :3
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Aqua-Wing In reply to ??? [2012-05-21 23:34:09 +0000 UTC]
...This is actually pretty good plot-wise... It's just the errm... content. You make your character sound like a mary-sue so you should work on that. :3
Oh and I highly suggest you don't switch your point of view in the middle of the writing. Try to just stick to one. uwu
You also make Tavros sound REALLY out of character, so you probably shouldn't do that in the future. Maybe read up on his wiki next time. xD
Oh yes and the Title should be "Gamzee and I" not "Gamzee and me"
UwU I'll read the rest now~
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Aqua-Wing [2012-05-22 04:25:18 +0000 UTC]
It's the real life, all the events in it are the truth.
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joaniedark In reply to ??? [2012-05-19 20:22:47 +0000 UTC]
Ok this is a REALLY stupid question but I want more detail! OP or JSK?
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joaniedark In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-05-20 08:03:31 +0000 UTC]
Goodgood I'm weird and have a distinct preference for OPs over JSKs probably because so many blouses are totes ita don't you think?
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to joaniedark [2012-05-20 08:06:40 +0000 UTC]
It depends on the blouse! some of them are real lace monsters... I enjoy both OP and JSK really >u< It depends on which one is the prettier in my eyes, and then how well it goes in a coord.
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joaniedark In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-05-20 15:55:30 +0000 UTC]
I suppose that's true. I prefer things that are nice and simple, and it seems you rarely find such things. Heck, how can I wear a cravat if my blouse is already poof-heaven? What is a brolita to doooo
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to joaniedark [2012-05-20 15:59:24 +0000 UTC]
I think maybe Kodona would work better :3 Or Mary Magdalene is a simpler in design brand~
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joaniedark In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-05-21 14:36:42 +0000 UTC]
Indeed, Mary Magdalene is gorgeous. Only problem is I tend toward black and they're best with browns, I think.
Kodona takes a special kind of person to pull off.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to joaniedark [2012-05-21 14:50:22 +0000 UTC]
True...Well I don't really know, maybe should you try making your own :3?
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mikuchan123 [2012-05-14 21:20:10 +0000 UTC]
PLEASE BE A TROLL OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL MYSELF. I'D COVER MYSELF IN PAPER CUTS AND DIP MYSELF IN LEMON JUICE IF IT MEANT NOT READING THIS AGAIN, HOLY SHIT.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to mikuchan123 [2012-05-14 21:41:28 +0000 UTC]
I'm real, don't scream :3
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Mitzygirl1234 In reply to Mitzygirl1234 [2012-05-11 01:03:13 +0000 UTC]
or sober either way
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Mitzygirl1234 In reply to Mitzygirl1234 [2012-05-15 03:28:13 +0000 UTC]
oh nice spam is when people post "BUY THIS NOW!! FOR $1!!"
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to askadiostoreador [2012-05-06 19:50:23 +0000 UTC]
Fake Tavros, hi! You should stop spreading his propaganda.
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ChibiEspeon In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-05-06 20:00:32 +0000 UTC]
hey can you stop being so mean to this guy? <:3 please?
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to ChibiEspeon [2012-05-06 20:01:15 +0000 UTC]
I am not mean! they're a rape-apologist.
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ChibiEspeon In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-05-06 20:22:43 +0000 UTC]
Tavros is not mean. If he was it was most likely and imposer.
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to ChibiEspeon [2012-05-06 20:35:21 +0000 UTC]
No, because it was the real one.
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kandykikki In reply to ??? [2012-04-30 15:37:16 +0000 UTC]
I'll be honest. This is kinda stupid. :3
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to kandykikki [2012-04-30 16:25:54 +0000 UTC]
then don't bother commenting :3
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kandykikki In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-04-30 22:36:53 +0000 UTC]
I'm only saying, it kinda makes the character look bad. ^-^'
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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to kandykikki [2012-05-01 05:38:55 +0000 UTC]
He's my husband and loved it :3
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