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Gamzeeswaifu β€” Gamzee and me Chapter 1
Published: 2012-02-21 13:53:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 12515; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 35
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Description I woke up feeling pretty bad because I had ran out of faygo the day before. I decided to just go get some in store before I ate breakfast because breakfast without faygo can only mean a bad day.

I couldn't go out without dressing up though, because I'm a lolita and lolitas have to be very fashionable and lady like. Even though my nighgown was pink and frilly, it also was a bit transparent and you could see my nipples when it was cold so I decided not to use it, even if I liked the ribbons on it.I'd keep it for when I sleep and show it to my boyfriend when I get one.

I slipped out of it, going into my shower and enjoying it a lot, before grabbing my chocolate chess angelic pretty dress to shrug it on, adding nice bloomers and socks and maryjane with it, and a nice ribbon in my pink hair after curling them. I looked very pretty and ladylike now, knowing I could get my faygo cheaper because the shopkeeper found me so kawaii he didn't have the heart ot make me pay.

When I walked in the street to go there, everyone turned to look at me in awe. Everyone loved me because they knew I was the prettiest person in town, and the most fashionable. Some boys even said things like "she's so kawaii omg..." She just knew everyone here couldn't help but either be jealous of her weeaboo style of life or kawaii and sugoiness.

She started to feel a little dizzy, having missed a meal made her feel light in her head a bit. She kept on walking, getting to the faygo store where she bought a bottle but didn't pay because as she predicted the shopkeeper went "omg Tsuki-sama, you're too good I can't make you pay."

As she walked out of the store, she noticed a really pretty man not far; he was unusual, just what she liked, what with his horns and his grey skin. A troll, no doubt, but those were rare nowadays, since they all died like Tavros some years ago. He was really sugoi, with his juggalo make up and his way to drink the faygo with some drops rolling along his chin and perfect neck, his adam apple going up and down sexily. She blushed a little, her pink blood rushing to her cheeks as she exited the store, feeling very shy all of a sudden.

But then she bumped intoΒ Β thugs . One of them had very long horns and a mohawk and grey skin and laughed meanly, it was not kowai... He stole her ribbon and started to push her calling her mean names when the beautiful stranger came out of there.

"tAvRoS, sToP iT yOu MoThErFuCkEr!!!"

I watched as the pretty stranger punched him in the guts hard to protect me, his arm around my waist as I pressed my face against his many and muscled sugoi chest, my blue and green eyes shut and my heart going doki doki.

He punched him hard through the face, killing him off, smiling happily when it was done. he other thugs ran away as he lifted me bridal style, looking at me with a small indigo blush, my own pink blush almost matching (because indigo and pink aren't the same colors but they go very well together in sweet lolita dresses.) We stared into each others soul, our orbs meeting. We both knew by now we were in love, and had met our destiny there and then.
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Comments: 465

Gamzeeswaifu In reply to ??? [2012-03-02 19:28:34 +0000 UTC]

Yes~ And because it's hard to put on.

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wagdawgwag In reply to ??? [2012-02-29 21:19:55 +0000 UTC]

What, is Gamzee sober and insane in this?
Tavros would never hurt a fly
He couldn't kill someone even if they told him to.
Yet, he's somehow strong enough to push a girl to the ground?
Also, if your heart is going doki doki, you should see a doctor.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to wagdawgwag [2012-03-02 15:17:43 +0000 UTC]

You're copying what they say in a video :3 That's not very smart or inventive.

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wagdawgwag In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 15:31:34 +0000 UTC]

well, neither is this fanfic. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

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pixelswivel In reply to wagdawgwag [2012-03-09 22:01:47 +0000 UTC]

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to wagdawgwag [2012-03-02 15:32:33 +0000 UTC]

I didn't copy what other said, and that's my biography :3
Also, what do you mean ooh?

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wagdawgwag In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 15:34:49 +0000 UTC]

it's a joke from

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to wagdawgwag [2012-03-02 15:43:28 +0000 UTC]

It's not funny :3

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Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-02-29 05:13:13 +0000 UTC]

"since they all died like Tavros some years ago". Ok so Tavros is dead. -Keeps reading- "tAvRoS, sToP iT yOu MoThErFuCkEr!!!" Ok i thought Tavros was dead!? You said so, then he just comes back to life as a thug???

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-03-02 15:20:26 +0000 UTC]

No, he's dead in this chapter so it's fore-sighting.

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Rainbowunicorn10 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 18:12:09 +0000 UTC]

BUT YOU JUST SAID THEY WERE RARE NOW A DAYS SINCE THEY ALL DIED OUT LIKE TAVROS! THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE 1 MINUTE INTO THE STORY HE COMES BACK AS A THUG AND GETS THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM BY HIS BEST FRIEND.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-03-02 18:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Yes, Tavros dies in the chapter :3 So like him, the others are all dead, and he's dead by the end.

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Rainbowunicorn10 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 18:41:59 +0000 UTC]

BUT IT DOESNT MAKE SENCE. IN THIS "FANFIC" AFTER YOU SAW GAMZEE YOU SAID TAVROS DIED. THEN WHEN YOU BUMPED INTO THE THUG IT TURNS OUT TO BE TAVROS. THEN HE DIES BECAUSE GAMZEE BEAT THE LIVEING HELL OUT OF HIM. (WHICH WOULD NECER HAPPEN). SO YOU JUST FUCKED UP IN YOUR "FANFIC".

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-03-02 19:11:46 +0000 UTC]

No, it's a way to speak. Because he wasn't dead before, the others were, like him by the end.

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Rainbowunicorn10 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 19:19:57 +0000 UTC]

Go to youtube and type in FAN FRICTION FRIDAY! ON A SATURDAY! click the video with your character in it. watch very closely please.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-03-02 19:27:44 +0000 UTC]

I saw it already and said it was well drawn but the person should calm down a little and take a break from internet :3

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Rainbowunicorn10 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 23:02:39 +0000 UTC]

BUT YOU SEE THE POINT HE MADE RIGHT?

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-03-03 07:11:40 +0000 UTC]

The point he made...? You mean, with being old fashioned and too stuck up?

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GloriousGumbys In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-09 00:11:23 +0000 UTC]

Well there goes my feelings gland, *single tear*

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to GloriousGumbys [2012-03-09 08:12:33 +0000 UTC]

What is that ΓΆuΓΆ?

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GloriousGumbys In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-10 03:42:23 +0000 UTC]

Do me a favor, speak English, then we can understand each other.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to GloriousGumbys [2012-03-10 07:34:49 +0000 UTC]

I did ΓΆuΓΆ?

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Rainbowunicorn10 In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-03 23:54:12 +0000 UTC]

no. Just forget it. Im To Tired for this.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to Rainbowunicorn10 [2012-03-04 07:18:04 +0000 UTC]

You should rest :3 Oyasumi~

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ProductxOfxInsanity In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 16:40:59 +0000 UTC]

I find it hilarious that whenever someone proves you wrong, or states a fact, you just mark it as spam.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to ProductxOfxInsanity [2012-03-02 16:41:37 +0000 UTC]

You're rude and telling me things I don't care about, so spam <3

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HoodedKiller In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-05 02:39:41 +0000 UTC]

how is that rude? what your doing is childish. go ahead mark this as spam. i know you wanna.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to HoodedKiller [2012-03-05 06:48:40 +0000 UTC]

Most of the things I mark as spam are things I got about a hundred time already, or things that tell me to kill myself/die/they'll kill me, or things that are downright insulting.

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ProductxOfxInsanity In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 16:11:47 +0000 UTC]

Flagged as Spam

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to ProductxOfxInsanity [2012-03-02 16:22:34 +0000 UTC]

You're rude and mean and really need to work on your self esteem :3

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SierraAquarius In reply to ??? [2012-02-28 04:24:20 +0000 UTC]

...

okay, question... have you even EVER read homestuck? you do know that tav and gam are best friends and the only way gamzee would probably EVER hurt tavros was if he was sober? and even then, it probably wouldn't happen. plus, tavros wouldn't act like that. get your facts straight before writing a fucking fanfic.
sigh. i'm just gonna go back to stalking the homestuck page until the next update. -_-

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to SierraAquarius [2012-03-02 15:29:26 +0000 UTC]

I read it and it's the real truth there :3

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firekittygirl In reply to ??? [2012-02-26 03:42:15 +0000 UTC]

how romantic
you two make the cutest couple :03

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to firekittygirl [2012-03-02 15:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Arigato >u<

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firekittygirl In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-15 02:54:49 +0000 UTC]

hi ya

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REKE0 In reply to firekittygirl [2012-02-26 03:43:13 +0000 UTC]

dude.
no.
don't say that.

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firekittygirl In reply to REKE0 [2012-02-26 03:51:38 +0000 UTC]

wwhy??
?)

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REKE0 In reply to firekittygirl [2012-02-26 03:52:17 +0000 UTC]

shes a troll.
she's doing something,
that NO ONE likes.
look at all the comments.

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firekittygirl In reply to REKE0 [2012-02-26 03:54:09 +0000 UTC]

i think it's cute 3

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REKE0 In reply to firekittygirl [2012-02-26 03:55:35 +0000 UTC]

well you shouldnt.
putting YOUR char
with someone char that they dont EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK THE OTHER
PERSON IS.

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firekittygirl In reply to REKE0 [2012-02-26 03:58:46 +0000 UTC]

oh,if u look at it that way.
i thought it was cute,
is that wrong?

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REKE0 In reply to firekittygirl [2012-02-26 03:59:27 +0000 UTC]

yes it is wrong.

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firekittygirl In reply to REKE0 [2012-02-26 04:05:11 +0000 UTC]

oh,ok.
: o(

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REKE0 In reply to firekittygirl [2012-02-26 04:06:03 +0000 UTC]

sorry bro.

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firekittygirl In reply to REKE0 [2012-02-26 04:06:41 +0000 UTC]

ok....

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wagdawgwag In reply to ??? [2012-02-26 02:53:11 +0000 UTC]

are you sure you didn't make Gamzee a guy in blackface? It looks a lot like it...also, what about the boy lolita? You really need to watch Oran highschool hoesclub.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to wagdawgwag [2012-03-02 15:21:38 +0000 UTC]

Boy lolita? It's called Kodona :3

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wagdawgwag In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 15:30:36 +0000 UTC]

oh..I Didn't know that because it was a joke from an anime.

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Gamzeeswaifu In reply to wagdawgwag [2012-03-02 15:32:56 +0000 UTC]

I saw the anime, but it's not a joke, and it's got nothing to do with lolita :3

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wagdawgwag In reply to Gamzeeswaifu [2012-03-02 15:35:21 +0000 UTC]

They were explaining the character archetypes.
Honey was called "the boy lolita"

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