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Published: 2004-05-05 16:59:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 119; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 44
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Description Quickly took a few seconds ago with my phone, I tried to put on a cool pose but it just wasn't happening.


Feel free to drool.
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Comments: 110

saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:08:45 +0000 UTC]

*view this scrap and see what i said to katie. this is part two.*

like properly.

that's the only thing i can say right now.

you're not ugly, but you look like a lot of indian guys i know.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:10:22 +0000 UTC]


That better be a good thing.

Go and see what you said to Katie? Where?

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:11:01 +0000 UTC]

VIEW THE SCRAP, motherfucker

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:11:29 +0000 UTC]

NO
I'm in reply mode only.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:28:50 +0000 UTC]

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:29:53 +0000 UTC]

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:32:29 +0000 UTC]

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:33:16 +0000 UTC]

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:34:41 +0000 UTC]

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:35:14 +0000 UTC]

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:35:37 +0000 UTC]

ing needs no words.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:36:55 +0000 UTC]

I don't like cuddles.

Unless they are someone hot with big breats or someone that smells nice!

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:37:43 +0000 UTC]

i don't measure my boobs, but i smell good.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:38:39 +0000 UTC]



You don't need to measure your boobs.
They just gotta be bigish and perky!

OH, smelling good is nice.
Smell of what?

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:40:00 +0000 UTC]

i don't know.

i don't smell bad.

i smell like the laundry sheets.

i think.

i dunno.

i have a cold...so can't smell a lot.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:40:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh

Laundry sheets....

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:40:57 +0000 UTC]



tell me when you upload

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:44:50 +0000 UTC]

You like me that much?!

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:45:53 +0000 UTC]



i dunno.

if i like you even a little.

















































nah. you're good.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-29 20:46:48 +0000 UTC]

I'm good?

Uh, thanks.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-29 20:48:23 +0000 UTC]



:rollover:

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 09:59:08 +0000 UTC]

Rollover?


wtf

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 16:04:19 +0000 UTC]

:rollover:

as in lie down and roll.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 16:14:33 +0000 UTC]

And then kick you in the arse and stick a stick of dynamite in your mouth and wait for you to explode and put you on the barbeque and eat you with brown sauce and salad in a pitta bread.


Yeah.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 16:34:11 +0000 UTC]

i don't like pita bread.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 16:38:52 +0000 UTC]

Then a fucking burger or something.

Or a chipatti!

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 16:41:33 +0000 UTC]

*chapatti.

a not i.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 17:35:23 +0000 UTC]

oh
I knew I spelt it wrong, couldn't be fucked to find the proper spelling though.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 18:26:07 +0000 UTC]

and i bet if you got sex to find te proper spelling you would.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 18:27:04 +0000 UTC]

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 18:32:25 +0000 UTC]

then you could be fucked to find the right spelling.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 18:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Pass me the ketchup.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 19:25:40 +0000 UTC]

*passes ketchup*

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 19:26:39 +0000 UTC]

Ketchup is teh pwn.

Anything I hate the taste of, I put a fat dollop of ketchup on it, and it tastes like the bestestestest thing ever!

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 19:33:26 +0000 UTC]

SAME HERE MOFO!

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 19:38:42 +0000 UTC]

wtf

You have like single-handedly fucked up my userpage.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 19:49:27 +0000 UTC]

thank you





luff0rz 4 u 4eva

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 19:52:08 +0000 UTC]

wtf
You better not be going sarcastic on me?!

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 19:53:17 +0000 UTC]

i'm neeeevar sarcastic

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-31 09:30:42 +0000 UTC]




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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-31 22:44:31 +0000 UTC]

what's that emote mean anyway?

the second one that you used.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-06-01 10:13:51 +0000 UTC]

'buggered'

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-06-01 14:26:58 +0000 UTC]



no idea what the hell that means and no, i won't GOOGLE it.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 18:25:37 +0000 UTC]

sound it out, gauva

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 18:27:25 +0000 UTC]

PLEASE DONT CALL ME THAT ;<

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 18:29:13 +0000 UTC]

why not?

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 18:32:16 +0000 UTC]

I hate it!

It's okay if people misspell my name once or twice but more than that and I'll fucking chop their genitals off and eat them with my corn flakes.

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 18:45:06 +0000 UTC]

gauva is a fruit.

it was also my nickname for you.

you can get GAUVA from GAURAV by taking out the R and switching the V and the second A.

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gauravpatel In reply to saltandpepper [2004-05-30 18:57:47 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, you've already said.

I just hate the nickname!

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saltandpepper In reply to gauravpatel [2004-05-30 19:23:16 +0000 UTC]

what nickname then, if any do you want?

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