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Giganaut β M1 Abrams APC
Published: 2015-05-21 13:03:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 5507; Favourites: 29; Downloads: 0
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Joint project between Giganaut heavy industries and Blacktail Defense to create the perfect american APC for tomorrow's warfare. to replace ALL equipment of american military, air land and sea! even the infantry's grenades!introducing theΒ M1 ABRAMS APC!
here are the key points:
- it can carry alot of personnel! (eat your heart out M114! )
- has tracks and wheel system! (best of both worlds for heavy load carrying and fast turning!)
- it has F-35 wings! so you know it DOES go fast!
- Osprey engines! (MORE FASTER!)
- MURICA CAMO! (so only TRUE PATROITS can see where the tanks are hidden!)
- equipped with deployable growlers! (one on the back deck and one spare duct taped to the food trailer) and tactical segways!
- it breaks its speed record of 45 mp/h!
- proven during the gulf wear so it is a good IFV/APC/TONK so it will replace all the shermans in service!
- driven by underpaid and disgruntled postal workers!
- it has WMD detection scanners! (another acronym would be o.i.l. which means Obviously Illegal Lemons)
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Comments: 25
There's something missing...
I figured it out --- you need to have Michael Dukakis in the TC's cupola!;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlEOvβ¦
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Vegeta, what's the scouter say about the 'Murica' level?
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its OVER OBAMAAAAAAAAAA
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So if it can fly.... then won't the trailer be hanging down and reducing areodynamics? More importantly, I hope that bus has bullet resistant windows
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the osprey jet rotors are not meant for flying but to help hover and assist the suspension to prevent the hull from breaking into 2, and yes, the pentagone has approved of this design and wishing to put this into immediate servive and to replace all mechanised equipment of air land and sea
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all of the WMDs will be confiscated
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only TRUE PATRIOTS will be able to see where the tank is parked
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*Pentagon throws money at the screen and can't understand why nothing is happening*
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BECAUSE ITS OBAMA'S FAULT
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yes, give me money. pentagone accepted for service
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More murica bias isn't possible, hopefully.
Oh yes, just add FBI, CIA and a hamburger shop on it
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Yes, and NASA (because Niel Armstrong is a liar)
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dont forget every single cooperation and republican reps
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