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Glittercandy — How to Make Witty Posters
Published: 2010-07-19 21:29:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 14923; Favourites: 196; Downloads: 186
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Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and shouldn't be taken seriously.----/ end disclaimer
A new tutorial in the Sexy Art God satire comic series! This one teaches you how to make those amazing motivational/de-motivational posters you see everywhere online.
The tutorial isn't as long as it looks. It's a relatively quick read.
Have fun picking out all the references! Enjoy!
Thanks to for input!
+ Materials +
Photoshop CS4
Microsoft Word (trying to stem the flow of typos)
Wacom Intuos 4 tablet
Note: I made the poster template that appears in this tutorial. It's really easy to do. These posters take almost no time at all.
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AHAHAHAH
PINELIGHT
STEPHONEY MAYONNAISE
You just made my day. Thank you.
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I wish I had seen this before making the Demotivational poster that would someday rule my gallery... OTL
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This was very amusing, I feel inspired to make a demotivational xD
durr i can has fame nao 8D haha~
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lmao, i love these tuturouial things you do. i'm a litle drunk so sorry lol
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Being drunk is probably the best way to read my tutorials, actually.
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The funny thing is I actually like making those silly posters lol But as you can see I dont post them on my deviantart. They are humor for friends or my blog, not precious works of art. Well except for your star wars credits of them.. that is a masterpiece!
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They are fun to read, but yeah, they're not allowed on DA. 
Star Wars makes everything a masterpiece.
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Yeah, something silly ab out it not being your own art right? lol
BTW where you around for the collages and wallpaper mess on DA? This was years ago when people kept posting terrible collages of anime or really bad wallpapers from anime and manga. Then they'd get pissed when someone reported it (>_<)
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ahaha! that was awesome! it almost makes me want to make one now!
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So far there have been no complaints about it!
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That was very informative, as always! I feel like getting some "inspiration" from someone now so I can be totally famous. I just have two questions:
Where can I get a pineapple bikini top like that? Is Pinelight some good reading? They both look awesome.
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I love the reoccuring poster-in-a-poster. And I would totally buy Pinelight.
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I leik totaly used your tutorial. thanks to you I can now sell it on the internet and get popular. It's totaly gonna be sold as a print. 8DDDD
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I love how the posters just kept being added on to the previous ones. Very amusing in itself. x)
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Bwahahaha!!! Genius! 
Love your little disclamer at the end.
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XD It was bound to happen!
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