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Published: 2011-08-22 20:47:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 8268; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 116
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Description Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and shouldn't be taken seriously.
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...Or "Balls of Steal," which kept calling it last night.


This may or may not be inspired by an alleged art thief that will presumably be feeling the wrath of hundreds of angry artists on his pocket book.
But really, how can anyone be sure this is based on that?


Edit #2: We all know who inspired this. SO with that in mind, is putting together a class action lawsuit and could use everyone's support: [link]
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Anyway, remember that this is satire and is not to be taken seriously. I don't know how many more disclaimers about that I can add to these tutorial comics!



P.S. I hope the artists are successful in getting justice!


P.P.S. I don't think any of my art was taken, but it's hard to know for sure. I doubt he would, because it's well known how much I make fun of art thieves.


+ Materials +

Photoshop CS4
Wacom Tablet
Microsoft Word (For fewer typos!)


Edit: I forgot to mention that the image of Beanie standing on a pedestal is a parody of the photo found in this article: [link]

Sure, he's not on a pedestal in the photo, but he could have been and we wouldn't know it because of the camera angle. And from the quotes I've seen, he probably stands on them frequently anyway.
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Comments: 38

Club-Dreamiverse [2018-09-16 03:48:10 +0000 UTC]

BURN!!!!!!!!

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cas20 [2018-02-14 20:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Money is the root of all evil. Plain and simple.

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Ego-Man25 [2015-06-22 17:17:04 +0000 UTC]

Anyone care to fill me in?

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lozfan15 In reply to Ego-Man25 [2015-10-17 05:26:41 +0000 UTC]

An art thief by the name of Chad Love Limberman was stealing art work from Deviantart and selling it before he was caught. This is basically a big F you to him.

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Ego-Man25 In reply to lozfan15 [2015-10-17 12:11:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for that.

Well, it serves him right.

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JPG816 [2013-12-07 11:47:01 +0000 UTC]

so who here ran the 29 payments of 69 dollars into the calculator? *raise hand...proceeds to facepalm*

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TheWildWestPyro [2013-03-21 03:23:59 +0000 UTC]

WE NEED T SHIRTS FOR THIS!

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starrywish [2011-12-11 21:29:33 +0000 UTC]

BEANIE FOR 2012 EVERYONE!! WE NEED T-SHIRTS, STAT!!

Nice comic btw~ I love how you get away with ANYTHING you want~

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Senom300 [2011-12-11 03:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Beanie as President? WE'S ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEE

*shot*

You know it's true. She'd let everything fall to pieces in five seconds flat, knowing her.

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senshi-sun [2011-11-12 07:54:45 +0000 UTC]

This is super funny! I love it.

(By the way, someone on TvTropes is in love with you.)

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Ndog64 [2011-10-10 20:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Its funny because its mocking someone who got TESTICLE INSURANCE

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Glittercandy In reply to Ndog64 [2011-10-25 15:56:24 +0000 UTC]



Since most of what the guy says is turning out to be a lie, he probably lied about that too.

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Readasaur [2011-08-24 00:26:27 +0000 UTC]

What kind of retribution can one take on the internet?
I mean, to what extent can they take this? Clearly they can get the money he owes them if the court rules that cops can bust down his door and remove the big bags of cash, but is there a way to prevent him from doing this again?

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hinitsu [2011-08-23 08:02:40 +0000 UTC]

How to be sexy art god president, Wooho my vote goes for beanie.
Is that book available I think I need one .
But you are pure genius, thanj yiu si much for drawing this it made my day

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KrisTheGooseman [2011-08-23 00:41:28 +0000 UTC]

Balls of Steal.
Amazing.
And all those stolen art pieces are really quite amazing. D: It's not fair.

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Glittercandy In reply to KrisTheGooseman [2011-08-23 00:59:15 +0000 UTC]

will be pleased you liked his title suggestion.

And yeah. D:

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Chaosbandit [2011-08-23 00:08:05 +0000 UTC]

Once again, you've given me my larf for the day...

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Glittercandy In reply to Chaosbandit [2011-08-23 00:58:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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OtakuBouzu [2011-08-22 22:17:05 +0000 UTC]

"This may or may not be inspired by an alleged art thief that will presumably be feeling the wrath of hundreds of angry artists on his pocket book.

But really, how can anyone be sure this is based on that?"

Yeah right.... But this time its rather low profile, i think, compared to your previous satire.

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Glittercandy In reply to OtakuBouzu [2011-08-23 00:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Really? I thought it was still pretty obvious. Hmm...

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OtakuBouzu In reply to Glittercandy [2011-08-23 08:14:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh, my bad. I mean low profile in your satirical tone. Well, while it really obvious, i feel you don't really mocked him enough.

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EclipseOfMusic [2011-08-22 21:21:37 +0000 UTC]

Great tutorial as usual.^^

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Glittercandy In reply to EclipseOfMusic [2011-08-22 21:33:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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EclipseOfMusic In reply to Glittercandy [2011-08-22 21:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Np.

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Galaxia-Darkness [2011-08-22 20:58:37 +0000 UTC]

The Emo Stud guy is just epic.

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Glittercandy In reply to Galaxia-Darkness [2011-08-22 21:33:36 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.

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Chanirra [2011-08-22 20:53:18 +0000 UTC]

Lol, that was awsome!

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Glittercandy In reply to Chanirra [2011-08-22 21:33:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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BlackRoseBandKitsune [2011-08-22 20:52:47 +0000 UTC]

I read the first speechbubble. And guess what popped in my head?

"DUCKTALES! WOO HOO!"

... curses, it just won't leave... xD

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Glittercandy In reply to BlackRoseBandKitsune [2011-08-22 21:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Excellent.

I mean, that's a shame...

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BlackRoseBandKitsune In reply to Glittercandy [2011-08-22 21:23:37 +0000 UTC]

'Tis an evil song. You hear it once, and it will never leave.

The Nostalgia Critic sums it up perfectly: "You think you're answering the questions on your math test, but no, all you're thinking about is *clip of opening theme with Scrooge diving into the money*. You think you're playing baskeball with you friends, but nope, all you're thinking about is *same clip* You think you're about to acheive enlightenment, the pearly gates of knowledge are opening up and all the secrets of the universe are about to be revealed... BUT NO!! All you're thinking about is *shows clip again* it will never leave it WILL NEVER LEAVE".

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Glittercandy In reply to BlackRoseBandKitsune [2011-08-22 21:25:10 +0000 UTC]

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BlackRoseBandKitsune In reply to Glittercandy [2011-08-22 21:35:15 +0000 UTC]

I was, however, delighted to see the tutorial. I've been looking forward to it since I saw you had plans for it xD

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Glittercandy In reply to BlackRoseBandKitsune [2011-08-22 21:40:06 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! XD

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BlackRoseBandKitsune In reply to Glittercandy [2011-08-22 22:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Now we can all be Sexy Art Gods, thanks to Beanie's Words of Wiscom (Wow!)

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HuntressDerwein [2011-08-22 20:51:46 +0000 UTC]

..I wonder how it would look if Beanie were president...Plz to make a comic of that! XD

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Glittercandy In reply to HuntressDerwein [2011-08-22 21:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Maybe I'll do a comic like that sometime.

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Ricormo In reply to Glittercandy [2011-09-10 06:38:52 +0000 UTC]

I think we need a tutorial on being a politician...

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