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Published: 2009-01-16 20:51:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 21471; Favourites: 460; Downloads: 231
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My whole life my mom never talked to me about anything like ya know like the birds and the bees and shit. then one day when im 18 YEARS OLD, she think im ready to have this talk.here i am MINDING MY OWN BEEZ WAX, trying to poop and read azumanga daioh (i know i spelled it wrong in the comic, and it is THEE best thing to read while dropping the kids off at the pool) and this woman comes busting in informing me of all these things i've known forever, and how if im gay im going to hell and all kinds are crrrraazy ass shit. so i started yelling and told her to get out and she wouldnt..........
by the way thats how my mom really looks. yeah. i know.
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lmfao at this, I hate when people don't lock the door though, it's like in my house, the bathroom door is always closed (we have cats, they shred loo paper) and if people don't lock, it's usually me who goes barging in and colliding with a door that kind of stops part way through opening. Makes me wonder if they lock the doors in public toilets too... never know who might pop in.
My ex told me how he almost got "the talk", he was actually at it with someone when his mum came in all "Darren..." froze, laughed a little and went "nevermind, you already know." and left LMAO, awkwardness ensued then at the dinner table she asked something along the lines of "you DID use a condom right?" I'd have loved to have been there, mind you... I'd have been like... 10 at the time O_o so I'd have probably barfed in my food... or choked to death laughing...
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Hahahaha! Aw no, that's horrible
God, I knew all that shit when I was like... seven!
Parents can be so retarded at times...
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i know! i knew all that for FOREVER
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.... i knew how to reproduce since i was three... thanks to my biologist mother... hehehe
I would have died if that had happend to me XD
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I dont think i have ever facepalmed so much on my life.
xD
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it must have been akward XD but it's even worse if she's trying to explain how to masturbate...o_o
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That sucks. My talk was at a stop light. My dad decided that he needed to explain randomly...
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im sure you was upset about it XD
and your mom is funny Xp
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It must be kind of uncomfortable to poop in public places if you have to take off both you pants AND your shirt!
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...why the hell were you naked while taking a dump?
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OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I just thought of something totally unrelated (well slightly related) that has to do with this shirt I bought!
Okay, so... I had no idea 'dropping the kids off at the pool' was a crap reference, and that's EXACTLY what the shirt says, and it had a picture of goats at a swimming pool! ... I HATE YOU FOR CLARIFYING THIS. D<
Nahhh jk. Nice comic. xD
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I was told when I was like,nine.
Which was a relief considering that I used to think that a women just spontaneously got pregnant one day and then the baby SCRATCHED IT'S WAY OUT .
Ahh,imagination.
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Reminds me of twilight...
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hahah, and did she think by that age you wouldn't ALREADY know about all that shit?! hahha, man, im sorry for you. lawls, that's crazy. ROFL. it's funny to read in a comic though. lol.nice.
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YES!!! AZUMANGA DIOAH ON THE TOILET!
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........WOW.my sister comes in on me like that but talking about shit that make no sence whatsoever
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Were you seriously naked while taking a dump? x3 When I was little, I used to strip before I could crap. I don't know why. 
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I never gotten the talk and had to research it since my school (thankfullY) never showed me the video of doing it. Now not only do I know what anal sex is and ordinary sex I've become a closet perv.
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hahahaha!!! i dont live with my mom anymore so she cant give me the talk....what if my dad tries?
=OOO
i'll never be the same woman again T__T
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My mother decieded 9 was a good age to give me and my 8 year old male cousin the talk at the same time! I think I would have prefered this.
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And Azumanga Daioh is the SHIZ
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0A0 I would probably through the towel rack at my mom if she came in like that...especially at 18...well then again she bursts into my room at the age of 20 when I'm home visiting....I have to take that damn key away from her...
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My mum is ginger.
xD
Random, and little known fact there...
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Be happy, you got it late, I got it on my 12th -.-'
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no its not. my moms a FOOL
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Don't say that about your mom, I'm sure her intentions were good x'D
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she told me it was ok to put a tin foil covered potato in the microwave
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you poor thing!! OMG i couldnt even begin to imagine my mom doing this, i am so sorry. It makes for a great comic though, huh? LOL My favorite part of all this though is that she waited until you were 18??!! LOL
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She probably JUST realized Gods might be active and was like CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE TALK!!! lol
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yeah she never told me ANYTHING. i was learned shit from school or friends. XD crazy hooker
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damn. poor you. I'm 13... and I'm scared I'm gonna get that talk soon! I have a Friend-love-crush on a dude in my class... and she knows!
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nice choice of book to read while ya take your dump!
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My mother never bothered to tell me. Strangely, I don't know how I learnt about TEH SECKS. I think I might've been born knowing. Bitching! And dude, don't crap naked on the toilet; a window-cleaner might catch you. Yes, I do speak from personal experience.
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lol omg but you're a girl, dude!
were ya half-naked or naked all the way?
o______o
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I was ill. And I do very strange things when I'm ill.
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