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Published: 2009-01-16 20:51:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 21471; Favourites: 460; Downloads: 231
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My whole life my mom never talked to me about anything like ya know like the birds and the bees and shit. then one day when im 18 YEARS OLD, she think im ready to have this talk.here i am MINDING MY OWN BEEZ WAX, trying to poop and read azumanga daioh (i know i spelled it wrong in the comic, and it is THEE best thing to read while dropping the kids off at the pool) and this woman comes busting in informing me of all these things i've known forever, and how if im gay im going to hell and all kinds are crrrraazy ass shit. so i started yelling and told her to get out and she wouldnt..........
by the way thats how my mom really looks. yeah. i know.
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My mother did the same thing.
...sans the barging in on me. But yeah, 18? Little late, respective ma-units.
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Wow.
I am so... SO sorry you had to deal with that. o__o
I've always known about that kinda stuff. My mom was telling me the basics since I was born. xD
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haha yeah I never got any 'talk' either xD
I guess they just assumed I'd learn anyway :3
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Hahahaha
My mom and I have "the talk" when i was 6 YEARS OLD!! (xDD) I little bit weird... x3
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ROFL.My Mother is constantly walking in on me while I'm taking a bath and I'm like.,"WTH?!I'd like my privacy Please and Thank you!"
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my mom had a talk with me about this. except my BF was in the room and she talking in code about not spilling the hot choclate when i drink it by using a napkin. it was pretty awsome in a horrifiying way
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My mother once told me.... "I might have had a bit too much to drink... L.O.L."
:'D
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"Dropping the kids off at the the pool"
How fabulous! x'D
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omg!youre mom i more sick then my mom..wait thats not possible..but wtf be optimistic 
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Well at least I'm not the only one who has to be naked to let go of a few logs... clothes are too tight when your on it. XD
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LOL! My mother loses to your mother...Here I am exclaiming to anybody who would listen that my mother has about the worst sense of appropriateness ever, and then I saw your comic xDD
BTW, totally unrelated, but are you always naked when u poop? xDD
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You should really get some locks...
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*is reminded of mother doing that to her*
Mom: DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!
o.O *covers self*
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Very nice! Though Azumanga is a very good read while you're concentrating. Fun times.
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Sorry, but I LOL'd like someone who bought their lulz at a three-for-one sale...not to downplay your mother-induced trauma!
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Oh jebus, your mother has the best timing ever!
XD
This is so hilarious!
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why do u go to the bathroom with your shirt off?
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i was full blown naked
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ive actually had the exact same experience... its highly disturbing and you cant get away no matter how much you want to... T_T
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Oh wow~ that's kinda horrible OwO
Your house really needs bathroom locks
But..this does answer my question of weather you are a guy of a girl! haha ^^
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You... poor... -BLEEEEEEP!-... 
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PAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT!?? XD 
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my mom looks like something that fell outta star wars XD ( i think that thing that had anakin and his mom as slaves looks like her) HAHAHA! i do that some times! then my ass hurts.....
<_< alot shit happens in our bathroom...no pun intended hahaha XD
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PAHAHAHHAA!! Too much good reading in ur loo XD One of our sisters used to do heaps of reading and work on the loo so we made a sign saying "Essay in progress" for the loo HAHA!
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HAHAHA! she'd come out with that red circle around her ass. at my house people will always just waltz in when your going and start shoot'in the breeze. (well not to guest, that might be too weird. but i do it to my friends)
write an entire book on the loo....
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HAHA It was called... the Toilet Ring. HAHAHA! Deadly, dont' wear short shorts if you're gonna essay on the loo XD
People waltz in farting when ur on the loo?? HAHA! your slangy sentence confused me,
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haha! no no! not farting i meant like ..i cant stop laughing.. making small talk, its an old people term.
sorry about that XD "shooting the breeze with my ass"
god people will think you've got some sexual disease
on your ass,
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AHAHAHAHA!! Ooooh, oh god I shoulda looked it up first HAHAHA! It sounds like... like breeze is like wind = gas, and shooting it out... like shooting a crap out XD haha!
Our english friend sometimes refers to pooing as "pinching a loaf" HAHA! Makes your ass seem like a .... machine XD All this poo talk, how does it always come back to poos XD
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awesome my mom looks exactly the same ^^
great work though
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0.0........wow that must have been humiliating!!! I have to say that your mother is kinda messed up.(no offence)
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wow O_O must be like REALLY innoying... but hilarius comic<3
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Ahaa what a lovely mother of yours. =]
My friend got the talk just recently and after her mom was done she said: "I don't get it, will you show me?" as a joke.
I lmao'd.
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You've been having many awkward bathroom situations lately, haven't you? D: Your family should learn that unless you call for help, they should stay out!
...Though, their barging in does make for amusing little comics...
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i love your little real-life comics. YOU HATH FUN LIFE even if it is a little bizarre. YOUR MUM IS AWESOMMMMMME.
why are you naked while having a poop?
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Holly shit, that's really sad. XDDD
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*remembers an old post of yours* Wow, you really do poop naked! XD My boyfriend just turned 18 a few days ago and now all of a sudden my parents are afraid to let me hang out with him. Cause you know, once anyone hits 18 they turn into sex depraved horny bastards. And you WILL get AIDS and pregnant with a retarded baby if you have sex before marriage, or with someone of the same sex. (don't ask me how that works)
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lol, your mom's nuts. I love when parents/caregivers are like UH WE NEED TO TALK. TALK ABOUT PENISES. XD
Hilarity! <3
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