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Published: 2009-01-16 20:51:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 21471; Favourites: 460; Downloads: 231
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My whole life my mom never talked to me about anything like ya know like the birds and the bees and shit. then one day when im 18 YEARS OLD, she think im ready to have this talk.here i am MINDING MY OWN BEEZ WAX, trying to poop and read azumanga daioh (i know i spelled it wrong in the comic, and it is THEE best thing to read while dropping the kids off at the pool) and this woman comes busting in informing me of all these things i've known forever, and how if im gay im going to hell and all kinds are crrrraazy ass shit. so i started yelling and told her to get out and she wouldnt..........
by the way thats how my mom really looks. yeah. i know.
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She keeps that up and I can guess who'll be the one to go to hell -_-
My mom knows not to give me that talk anymore; we have it at school following Science class
AND she somehow found the right time to start cussing freely in the house, when she knew we already knew what every word meant xD
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My parents gave me the talk... when I was 7 >.>
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I'm so glad that my mother doesn't do that. 
xD Sorry, ma, but I'm not a Jesus person.
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ohmai
my parents always assumed I knew *leh shrug* suuuuucks, especially on your OWN TIME, when you're trying to poop. ; u ;
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well, think of it this way; my parents decided to bet me one of those creepy "educational" books when I was 13...and to read it with me, 'cause of course that was the only way their retarded child would be able to understand, right? RIGHT. (though I reckon while taking a crap wouldn't be the best way to put up with that either)
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I'm almost eighteen and this hasn't happen to me... scary...
And... my mom looks alike yours... really.
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O____< I'm terribley sorry.
It makes a good story though. XD
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augh. hilarious but made me wince.
parents. they're inconsiderate.
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I sympathize with you 
Especially on the turlet.
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my mom haven't had the talk.. she tried to take it up with me and my sister when we watched tv one day... we just went "moom, please, don't. .__.'" lol, I mean.. uhh, why would anyone need to have the talk anymore? XD just switch on your tv and you'll know everything that you need to know. or just go to school. we got to see an animated movie when people had sex, girls/girls and boys/boys too, hahah. gives ideas, man. wait, what am I talking about?
I guess we'll go to hell then, baby? Or at least we'll be bullied by Jesus when we go to heaven. : (
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man everything is on tv. i knew everything by 6th grade. man...good old animated movies... hahaha!
WHAT?! NEVER! WE SHALL PERICE THE HEAVENS WITH OUR LOVE!!!!!
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Haha. My mom never gave me the talk. xD But I watched a rather nice video in Health.
...I was the only one in my class that already knew everything on the video. >.>
...LOCK THE BATHROOM DOOR, DAMMIT. Didn't you learn with that incident with your sister? LOCK.
...Ooh, a new manga to buy~
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do you have any mental problems because seriously, that incident is proof that your upbringing was a little...stranger than most?
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I guess she thought she'd catch you at a time when you couldn't run away. XDD
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Question:
Why were you naked on the toilet?
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yeah, Why are you naked on the turlet? D8
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aren't you naked when you poop?
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I guess it must feel really good to you to pop naked.
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you crazy?!
i take a blanket in there with me! it's fuckin cold!
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Try having your grandma come in on you to reorganize your sock drawer after just getting out of the shower and you're in a towel and want to get dressed. >;
I hate when parents won't leave when you're like, HALF NAKED.
..xD And this is horridly amusing.
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Happened to me with my cousin, shes comes in my room and was looking at my stuffs. I walk in and she just stares at me topless self, and I'm justing points "GTFO PERSIAN BITCH :iconverynotamusedplz:
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No! does anyone know the plz account for verynotamused? D:
I forgot *sad*
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oh...god. o_________o
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Locked doors are always good. ._______.,,
My mom never gave "the talk". I found out myself when I was reading a book. X3
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LOL.
My mom walked by me and was like
"...don't do it."
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xDDDD Wow. I think it was more of the fact if SHE was ready or not. xDDDD
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AHAHAHA gosh
my mom gave me the talk in like third grade, it was so gross
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holey moley!!! ah busy XD good thing you werent reading anything really dirty, haha! wow and she didnt leave? did she say anything after you came out?
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I asked my parents about babies when I was really little. We got this nice book that talked all about the egg and the sperm and everything, and read it together. Then I asked how the sperm got to the egg and they were like "...Err... it's a secret, we'll tell you when you're older."
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I think you learned your lesson about locking the bathroom door a bit too late ...
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D8 Holy shit... In an ironic sense.
It's ironic how things happen on the toilet. anyway. xD;
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LOL She wanted to MAKE SURE you remembered that conversation!
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Wow. Yer moms'a pretty pretty princess thar
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XD Hawww, I laughed 
:I But I don't see where talking about gay relationships comes in with the actual anatomy sex talk.
Looks like I have a new pooping book to buy!
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Well, my mother never gave me that talk either. I'm 16, and anytime there is a dirty joke on TV and I laugh, my mom is all *glare* "What are you laughing at?" *glare* And so many times I just want to sit and explain the joke but I know she would probably slap me upside the head for being a smartass. (Not that she has before but that would probably be pushing it)
...you aren't wearing a shirt?
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I'm 18 and my mum hasn't done that yet...I must remember to lock the toilet door...
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Guess she wanted a moment where you couldn't run away. XD
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my mom started that talk when i was 7..it was horrible....plus, she's an obstetra (i don't know the traslation very well)..and she had a video obout sexual relacions for kids with drawings and all the shit and it mas horrible :s
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yeah.....it was a cartoon film....snif
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yep...traumatized for life...there was a man and a woman on the shower and a little ducky tells all the story...while showing their parts
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cause they were taking a shawer...naked
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