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Published: 2009-01-16 20:51:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 21471; Favourites: 460; Downloads: 231
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My whole life my mom never talked to me about anything like ya know like the birds and the bees and shit. then one day when im 18 YEARS OLD, she think im ready to have this talk.here i am MINDING MY OWN BEEZ WAX, trying to poop and read azumanga daioh (i know i spelled it wrong in the comic, and it is THEE best thing to read while dropping the kids off at the pool) and this woman comes busting in informing me of all these things i've known forever, and how if im gay im going to hell and all kinds are crrrraazy ass shit. so i started yelling and told her to get out and she wouldnt..........
by the way thats how my mom really looks. yeah. i know.
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durh..youd think they'ed be casual, do it the old fashioned way XD
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xD roffle
freakin hilarious!
haha you're like my brother always shirtless in the house
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Remind me to look the bathroom door at your house! XD
'a little whore myself'? XD
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That is so funny... wow, sometimes I can only hope that I won't be as clueless as my parents are, lol
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Oh god that is classic! What doesn't kill you... makes a damn good comic!
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lol?? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
mah mom doesn't do that... she knows I know all that stuff... and she knows Im virgin, so.... XDDDD
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gawd, these moments our parents give us, and they wonder why we need threapy(sp) when were older. Send your mom the bill.
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....I guess that's one way to make sure your kid doesn't leave in the middle? I mean, talk about a captive audience 0__0
In her defense, a crazy awkward speech like that is fairly certain to make you flinch whenever you think about sex for a while... "IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE" though cruel, unusual, and diabolical..
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Wow....
I love Azumanga. Freaking hilarious.
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My parents never talked about it either.
TV and school educated me on this matter. XD
Their response to when I asked why they never told me was "You never asked."
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Ditto! Health class! Internet! And friends! The end! XD
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Why would anyone want to ask?
I learned the very same way as you.
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XD I know.
"MOMMY, WHAT IS SEXUAL INTERCOURSE INVOLVE?"
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hahahaha i can totally imagine that!
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The parents: Well... uh... Would you like a cookie?
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......... KAY. *eats cookie and shuts up*
Parents: *mental sigh*
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Your mom seems nice : D
no seriously, that must be one disturbing experience.
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it was, and she sayid so many creepy things
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she just realised her baby is growing up.
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shes a sick woman haha
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Hahaha. Wow. That is amazingly funny.
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yeah.... i mean she could of told me when i was already pregnant or something hahaha
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Haha.
"Well, now that you're preggers, lemme tell you about how babies are made, because obviously you don't know already."
^That's basically how I can see my mother's reaction (should that -ever- happen) panning out.
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i do now...but its a little too late
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xD My older sister barged in on me with a video camera once, I learned the value of locking doors. xD
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I lock the doors and put the drawer out, just in case he picks the locks again xD
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