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GoldeenHerself β€” The Kitty Problem

Published: 2006-12-15 16:09:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 1325; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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Description Once upon a time, in a tower on a hill, there lived a wizard with eighteen cats.

His name was Rufus Montejay, and he was an eccentric even before he became infamous for his collection of felines. With his flyaway white hair and shabby, second-hand clothes (he always spent what little money he saved on obscure magical talismans, spellbooks, and the like), and his tendency to walk about madly flailing his arms talking to unseen companions, he more resembled a possessed scarecrow than a licensed practitioner of magic. People were divided on the subject, though some believed he was both, which was not far from the truth.

What could not be argued with was his affection for cats and his enthusiasm for magic of all kinds. Surprisingly these two did not go very well together. Although witches will insist that having a feline familiar helps greatly with general spellcasting and to create a magically charged atmosphere, Wizard Montejay found them nothing short of confounding. Ginger really had been ginger, until he got a little too interested in the latest potion Montejay was cooking up, and was now bright green. In general they were always getting underfoot, and Croaky insisted on riding on his shoulder whenever he went about casting spells. And then there was Nilla, who would always turn up, smack in the center of his mage's circle, when everything was finally ready to go.

It would have driven him crazy, except, as he cheerfully pointed out, he already was.

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This picture is hereby dedicated to ~sugarauntie and all the kitties who ever got underfoot.

Prismacolor pencils on 9"x12" paper. 10 days, lots o' work. This picture appears on page 76 of my Black Book. 8 1/2" x 11" glossy print available for $5.00 + shipping and tax (CA only) at the Eltsar Press Prints Gallery. Art and story Β© me.
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Comments: 41

GoldenOtter [2007-06-24 21:39:43 +0000 UTC]

XD love it!

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GoldeenHerself In reply to GoldenOtter [2007-06-25 01:31:50 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

Thanks for the fave!

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GoldenOtter In reply to GoldeenHerself [2007-06-25 02:19:32 +0000 UTC]

XD You're welcome!

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inuzrule [2007-05-31 02:12:11 +0000 UTC]

You know this'll be me when I'm, I dunno...sixty? Maybe even earlier, if my mind continues in it's slow descent into madness. And if I get two kitties each year, I'll have eighteen before I even CONSIDER middle age!

Now...if only I could be bitten by something to gain my magical abilities. Perhaps if I were bitten by Aragog? He's gotta have SOME sort of magic in him.

Hey, it beats radioactivity.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to inuzrule [2007-05-31 21:15:55 +0000 UTC]

Hmm... *imagines superpowers from an Aragog bite*

Woo.... evil....

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TheLadyGrey [2007-01-20 02:59:06 +0000 UTC]

I love this! I wish I wasn’t allergic to cats.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to TheLadyGrey [2007-01-20 04:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh that must be a bummer! My dad is allergic to cats, so we can never have a proper cat β€” all our past ones were either semi-outdoors or confined to my room.

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TheLadyGrey In reply to GoldeenHerself [2007-01-20 21:17:05 +0000 UTC]

I’m not too allergic to cats. I just get this sudden urge to sneeze or blow my nose every couple of minutes.
My mother, however, is very allergic, so no kitties for me.
I think the dogs would object anyway.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to TheLadyGrey [2007-01-20 22:17:31 +0000 UTC]

Hmm yes. Our first cat was a complete bully β€” our dogs were terrified of him. It was very funny when he would come inside they'd go all quiet and obedient.

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TheLadyGrey In reply to GoldeenHerself [2007-01-21 01:09:50 +0000 UTC]

How big were they?
I suppose bullying could work on Spirit, but I’m not so sure about Kaeko. He is stubborn.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to TheLadyGrey [2007-01-21 02:22:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh, my family has two normal-sized dogs. One is a lab-cross, the other is a Aussie shepherd mix. The cat just had a huge personality. And he wasn't afraid of them, or of using his claws.

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TheLadyGrey In reply to GoldeenHerself [2007-01-21 02:28:29 +0000 UTC]

My family has Keeshonds. One that is large for the breed and one small and cute. And she knows she’s cute. We are all wrapped around her little paw.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to TheLadyGrey [2007-01-21 04:21:02 +0000 UTC]

Aw...

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hashisher [2006-12-19 04:41:43 +0000 UTC]

I can't begin to tell you how much I love cats, so this piece would be good even if it wasn't good artwork, which it is.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to hashisher [2006-12-19 22:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Glad I could spread some kitty-love!

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phierrie [2006-12-17 19:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Cats are evil....Nice pic, funny story, love the staff.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to phierrie [2006-12-17 20:25:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes, but in the cutest, fluffiest, bestest kind of evil there is!

I want that staff too.

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sugarauntie [2006-12-16 01:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Kitties! And dedicated to me!!! (And my cats, no doubt...)

I love all of them, especially the two on top of the cabinet, the one on the shoulder, the one in the window, the one on the chest and the one in the middle of the circle.

I like the clouds out the window, too.



-sa

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GoldeenHerself In reply to sugarauntie [2006-12-16 01:59:24 +0000 UTC]

Do you recognize the kitty on his shoulder?

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ArofaTamahn In reply to GoldeenHerself [2006-12-16 20:35:30 +0000 UTC]

I do.

… I miss Calette.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to ArofaTamahn [2006-12-16 20:38:32 +0000 UTC]

Me tooo!

It's actually a miss-spell there, it should be Croaky, not Coaky. I'll edit and fix soon.

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Neon-phoenix [2006-12-16 00:13:11 +0000 UTC]

i luff it i wish i could have lots of cats... beautiful details and colour...you are so awesome!!!!!

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GoldeenHerself In reply to Neon-phoenix [2006-12-16 02:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Me too. Unfortunately we live in a doggie infested house and only now and then will a cat come along who is brave enough to adopt us.

Thanks for the faver!

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Neon-phoenix In reply to GoldeenHerself [2006-12-16 19:29:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol! we used two have two dogs but one died, and we've had our cat since i was like five...sooo we can't get anotherone till she dies... i don't want my cat to die though she used to be soo quiet and sweet but the older she gets the more yowly and attention craving. You cant get rid of her!!!! you turn around for two seconds and your chairs taken....

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GoldeenHerself In reply to Neon-phoenix [2006-12-16 20:29:28 +0000 UTC]

Aw!

Sorry, I've been cat deprived since February β€” anything to do with kitties gets me yearning again. Fortunately our two dogs are still alive and licking.

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Neon-phoenix In reply to GoldeenHerself [2006-12-17 00:22:57 +0000 UTC]

oo well at least you have a pet, i know people who don't it would be nice to have a cat though..:l

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GoldeenHerself In reply to Neon-phoenix [2006-12-17 00:27:06 +0000 UTC]

I know... maybe one day the right kitty will adopt us.

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Neon-phoenix In reply to GoldeenHerself [2006-12-17 00:28:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes one can only hope Send me a link with your fursona ;D

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GoldeenHerself In reply to Neon-phoenix [2006-12-17 05:10:28 +0000 UTC]

Er, the closest I have is my websona, the anthro Absol ---> [link] I guess that could count.

Why did you want the link?

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Neon-phoenix In reply to GoldeenHerself [2006-12-17 23:12:35 +0000 UTC]

oops i think i askesd for the link twice sorry


um no reason..hehe you'll see

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Penumbra-Ex [2006-12-15 23:32:03 +0000 UTC]

lol so cute. I love kitties.....and this is the second deviation in a row with a cat theme in my inbox........

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GoldeenHerself In reply to Penumbra-Ex [2006-12-16 02:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Whaddayaknow? Ktties are good.

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Entoxica [2006-12-15 18:40:02 +0000 UTC]

Meow!

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GoldeenHerself In reply to Entoxica [2006-12-15 20:05:59 +0000 UTC]

Nilla is saying "You must PEEEET me before you do your arcane magics!"

Thanks for the fave!

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mairwatching [2006-12-15 16:54:12 +0000 UTC]

I love it!

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JenniferG [2006-12-15 16:34:16 +0000 UTC]

Very well done. Yay for kitties.

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GoldeenHerself In reply to JenniferG [2006-12-15 20:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Yay for kitties indeed!

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eugeal [2006-12-15 16:24:03 +0000 UTC]

Very cute
One of my characters is a wizard who died 500 years ago and now he came back to life in the body of a cat
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GoldeenHerself In reply to eugeal [2006-12-15 20:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Sweet. Maybe Valerius and Montejay will cross paths some day.

Thanks for the faver!

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eugeal In reply to GoldeenHerself [2006-12-15 21:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Maybe
Then Valerius could help with magic and talk to the other kittens so they will be quiet

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GoldeenHerself In reply to eugeal [2006-12-16 02:02:44 +0000 UTC]

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