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This is the earliest known image of Delicon Station. It shows the station as it looked 500 years after it was established. You still see the massive asteroid on which it is built on.Image courtesy of The Delicon Station historical and heritage preservation society.
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Capt: This place is huge!.......also.......100 ship fleet just disappears?..........Time for a little Temporal investigation
Cmdr: Ship's not here yet.
Capt: Is that a old Constitution class over there
Cmdr: Ya so?
Capt: Ever try a slingshot maneuver?
Cmdr: I am gonna regret this.... ain't I
Capt: ....Yep
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the capt. stops and takes deep breath,
Capt:"But first why not have a drink first?"
Cmdr.(a lttle relieved)I was thinking the same thing."
just so happens they are in front of a large dome shaped building with a big neon sign over the door declaring it "The Flarks Head Tavern" and under it a flashing "Welcome!"
the two go in. theres a faint smell of variouse tabaccos and beverages. There are pair of empty stools at the bar. They go and seat themselves.
almost immeadiatly a odd, green alein with three eyes,three arms and his mouth on a stalk at the top of his head comes over
Twildo:"Greetings friends wselcome to the Flark's head! I'm Twildo the Neeg! what can I get ya?"
Capt:"Hey nice place you got here, My sister and i are thirsty and ned to quench it."
Cmdr:"What you got here?"
Twildo:" presses a button and holographic list appears.
Twildo:"I've got a thousand different beverages, cocktails and stimulants, take your pick."
capt:"lets start out with romulan ale."
Twildo:You got it. he fills two big steins and sets them before them. "That'll be two credits please." the capt. pays and takes a sip.
Capt."ahh thats the best, say whats the story with that old federation starship out there?"
twildo:"Oh that old relic? it's the newest toy of zimoth doone, the mux."
Cmdr:"Mux? you mean as in Muxian?"
Twildo:"yep, he likes to buy objects of art and antques, guess you have to spend your ill gotten gains some how."
Cmdr."I heard the muxians are the biggest crooks in the galaxy."
Capt:"Kinda like the mafia of old earth huh?"
Twildo:well I don't know anything about no mafia but you don't want to mess with Doone."
while they are talking two of doones goons step thru the door. They are very big ugly aleins. One is Gargonian and the other looks like a Orc from middle eart. They are both wearing doublebreasted, pinstriped suits fedoras and spats on their shoes. They scan sround the room until they spot our two heros.
they push their way to the bar.
the capt. fels a tap on his shoulder. he turn around and looks into pinstriped wall, then he look up, and up.
Goon#1"Youse the puke know as the Capt?"
Capt."Maaaaaybe, who wants to know?"
Goon#2:"Our boss, mista doone wants ta speaks wit youse."
Capt."and what if I don't want to speak to him?"
The two huge thugs break out laughing!
Goon#1"Hahahahah! hey benny dis guys a funny man ain't he
Goon#2 yeah real funny! you gonna talk wit mista doone pal so come along it ya wish to stay healthy!"
Avia:"You didn't answer his question, what if he doesn't want to talk to that piece of slimy crud you work for?"
the two turn and their eyes get big with surprize.
goon#1"whut business is it of yours shorty?"
goon#2"Youse betta stay out of dis Varkil! it ain't none of yer bizznus."
Avia:"these two are friends of mine and I'm making it my business you two frak heads!"
the goons begin to reach into their suits for what is obviously wepeons.
Avia:"I really advise you two to think about what your about to do, while you still can."
Twildo:"Oh shipe!"he ducks under the bar and takes out a com-phone,"Oy send the cops over to the flark's head quick!"
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Capt: Well...this is unexpected
Avia: Well, I have been keeping tabs on you
Capt: Right then *Take a swig of his drink then pulls out a old SPAZ-12 Shotgun*...Ok.....now which on of you boneheads is gonna tell me why the Doone wants me.....a speak quick or someone is going home in a glass jar.
Goon#1: The Boss wishes to ask of you.....a request....you about time travel...yes
Capt: I hear rumors
Goon#2: The Boss wishes to talk about a little recon mission...into the unknown past
Cmdr: Ya well our ship is not in yet so...tough luck
Doone: Well then......why not borrow one of mine?
Goon#1:...OH!.....Hey Boss
Doone: You morons can't even get business arrangements right.
Goon#2: Sorry Boss
Avia: This is most unexpected....what brings you here
Doone: I am here on purely business terms....I assure you
Capt: *Lowers his shotgun* Well.....I got time to kill....what is it you wish to discuss
Doone: Straight to the point....I like that.....You see Captain....if there is one thing I strive for....its power.....and one very form of power is knowledge.
Capt: Continue
Doone: I assume you know the stations legend?
Capt: Fleet of ships...100 strong... disappears without a trace....like the old Bermuda Triangle on Earth
Doone: Exactly.....I simple wish to know......what happened
Capt:....Why not just go back your self?
Doone: I can't perform a slingshot maneuver in any ship....and these morons can't tell there hand from there asses....Now...I hear rumors about your....race...Gallifreyan....yes?
Cmdr: We both are
Doone: Great....double chance for success...look it simple.....take the old Fed. ship.....find out what happened...and tell me.....and...I pay ya.
Capt: You'll pay us for this?
Cmdr: I smell a catch
Doone: Of course there is a catch.....you gonna see a Skrod Battle fleet....i not exactly expect to see that ship again ya see....so i got a Trans- Temporal communicator installed...so....find out...and tell me...if ya get back...i'll pay ya...if ya don't......well...rest is history
Capt: *thinks for a minute*
Avia: Your honestly think about this are you?
Cmdr: Avia is right...this is kind of nuts
Capt:.....Well....i really want to see what happened......Im in
Cmdr: Your INSANE thats what
Capt: Fine then...don't come
Cmdr: Oh...Im coming just to make sure you don't kill yourself
Capt: Oh please....that only happened once
Avia: I will also come.....I have a bad feeling about this
Capt: Oh please.... taking a relic of a Constitution class Starship back in time to see that fate of a enemy battle-fleet around a mysterious space station for a space mafia Don.....What could possibly go wrong?
(Sleep...needed....F*** CXC exams...slee.....ZZZZZZ....)
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after Doone and his goons depart Avia fills the capt. in on more about Delicon Station.
Avia:" It was more than just a Skroadian battle fleet that vanished. there have been hundreds maybe thousands of ships, all military, that have gone missing. All of them werein sight of the station, thier wepeons hot and ready then poof! Gone!"
Cm,dr.:" And no trace of them? weird."
Avia:"another thing. You may have notived that there are no solar systems or planets within 100 million light years of this station, just this big rock it's built on and that weak star."
Capt." yeah I saw that star this place orbits."
Avia:"It doesn't orbit, this astroid doesn't move."
Capt>"WHAT? you mean it just sits here in one place? Stationary?"
Avia:"Yeah. this station and it's asteroid haven't budged a centermeter in ahalf a million years."
Cmdr.:"Well looks like we have a mystery on our hands."
Scooby Doo:" Ruh Roh!
Shaggy:"Zoiks!"
Twildo:"Hey! I thought I told you and yer mangy mutt to stay outta my place until you cough up the redits for the buffet you deadbeats scarfed down last month!
Shaggy:"Run sccob!"
Capt.:"Okay this place is weird. lets get started."
The three head out the door.
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Avia: This thing is a junk heap
*The 3 stare at the old ship sitting in dock...it had a few burn marks from phaser fire*
Cmdr: Those are phaser marks....what was this thing shot at by?
Capt: The Enterprise
Cmdr: And with that I assume you know this vessel?
Capt: Yep....the U.S.S Eagle....... disappeared years ago due to a wormhole caused by a imperfection in her engines....sent her half way across the alpha Quadrant and got captured by a race known as the Mesken....who upgraded it.....see those armor plating on the Nacelles and the Disruptor on the top and bottom?
Cmdr: Ya
Capt: Those were put in by the Mesken....the Enterprise engaged it in battle and finally stopped it by causing another engine imbalance and plunging it into a FTL stopping Dead zone
Avia: Dead zone?
Cmdr: A Area of space that stops all forms of FTL travel.....any ship inside will only have sub-light travel....it can take decades to escape
Capt: Exactly.....Its only recently the Dead zone was neutralized and the Eagle freed.....her crew were long dead before that....must of wound up here.
Cmdr: Can you fly on of these things
Capt: I used to have one...yes I can fly it.
Avia: Never been in a Starfleet ship.
Capt: Don't worry...it not gonna fall apart on us.....I hope
Avia:.... Something tells me im gonna regret this.
Capt & Cmdr: Most likely...yep
*As the 3 board the ship and head for the bridge...they see the extent of the Eagles Damage*
Cmdr: Phasers.... torpedoes...... the entire weapons sub-system is off-line
Capt: Shields are fraked beyond usage...it will take me 3 days to repair it
Avia: Navigation is operational...sensors working...Warp drive online...well it flys
Cmdr: Well we can get to our destination...but we are defenseless when we get there.
Capt: So...we get there early....go the station...repair...and wait.
Avia: Won't that affect the Time stream?
Capt: Why... Constitution classes were around back then....just don't tell anyone who you are and we should be good.
Cmdr: Nacelles online....impulse drives active...co-ordinates locked in....are we really doing this
Capt: Heck ya....Now....Take us out...Warp 7 ...Engage
Cmdr: Excuse me?
Capt: What?.....I've always wanted to say that.
(Holiday.....at freaking last...)
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The Uss Eagle eases out of the space dock and under impulse power moves away from Delicon Station.
Cmdr.:All systems. what ones we have, are funtioning good."
the capt. sits in, of course, the captains chair.
Capt."good, as soon as we are clear of the station's gravity well go to warp 7."
Avia:"I still have a bad feeling about this arrangement."
Capt.:"Really what could go wrong?"
Cmdr.:"Hey! The wepeons system just came on line!"
Avia:"WHAT! shut it off quick we're still to close to the station! get them off line before we..."
Her words are cut short as the Eagle shudders then vanishes!
Back on the Station zimouth Doone watchs the Eagle vanish on a view screen. he laughs and claps his flippers together.
Doone:"Outstanding! it worked!"
His goons stand around confused. One a small Delicathian in a grey pinstriped suit and black fedora speaks up.
goon#3:Eh boss you wnted that to happen?"
Doone:"Yes,I rigged the wepeons system to activate while they were still close to the station, I wasn't going to trust this expedition on a risky sling shot manuever!"
Goon#3"where did they go?" Doon shruggs.
Doone:"Same place every other warship has gone. hopefully they'll return. If this capt. is everything I heard he is and I know Avia will want to get back just to ventilate my carcuss."
Goon#2"Duuuh why is youse so interested in what happen to a buch of old warships anthows boss?"
Doone." Actually I'm interested in only one ship, Ever heard of the TMC Cyclops?"
the goons all shake their heads.
Doone:"The cyclops was a military transport used during the Tacom wars of 4000 years ago. I was escapeing an ambush when it set coue for this station. but due to navigational error it came out of hyperspace too close to the station before they could deactivate her wepeons andofcourse she vanished. Do you idiots know what she was carrying in her secure cargo hold?"
the goons shake their heads.
Doone.:They were carrying the most sought after, most reveared, most reviled, most loved, most hated, the most important thig in the universe!"
He pause and looksabout at the blank faces around him.
Doone:"THE MUMFORD!!!!!"
The reaction is swift1 two goons faint! tow more fall to their knees, their hands clasped in prayer the others just stand there with mouths open in shock and disbielief!
Goon## D-d-d thiy know that? the capt, and crew I mean?"
Doone:"No not yet, But they will soon, my Mumford expert is aboard that ship, unwillingly of course, but when they find him he has a recording of my instructions."
Doone gets up ans slither over to a huge window looking out to space.
Doone:" When I have the Mumford, there will be no stopping me!" He laughs!
What is the Mumford. what does it look like? stay tuned and find out!
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(Oh.....you sneaky Bugger...I didn't that one coming...But wait.....If 1000s of warships disappear to that same place......Oh shit....plus....how is he gonna get the TMS Cyclops....I sure as shit giving it to him......who says it is not space dust by know anyways)
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the Mumford is part of an old story I wrote years ago, so here are some facts about it.
1. the Mumford is immortal.
2. The Mumford is indestructable, (goes without saying since it's immortal.
3. 75% of all the major religeons in the galaxy mention the Mumford. to some it it a god of light and good, to others it's a devil and a lord of darkness, to one sect it's refered as the holy keeper of mop handles. the remainig 25% of intersteller religeons it's no big deal. But wars have been fought over it and civiliaztion rose and fell because if it. But the biggest question is why? nobody know except the most ancient of races, the Ultra Primes! they say it is the most important thing in the universe! If you ask the Ultra Primes why they just smile and pat you on the head and say in condesending tone "Your primative brains could never grasp the concept." this attitude is why many would love to smash the Ultra Prime in the head witha cricket bat!
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I still say that if you wreak a big ship with a object such as that in a space...(Lets say the void between worlds)........in such a infinite space it is very easy to lose something you are looking for.......but to find a thing that can't be found...you have to not be looking for it..savvy?....but then..if you are not looking for it...(and imma guessing everyone in this area is more than likely very pissed and looking for a way out).......I don't think the Cyclops will be handed over so easily.......but...if all the ships find a way out like back in the Bermuda Triangle...... Somethings are best left behind...
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capt."what the Frak happened"
Avia:"We've been sucked into the trap!"
cmdr.:"wepeons are off line!"
Avia:"Alittle late!"
capt.:"Everyone calm down.. and turn the lights back on!"
the lights flicker back on as the Eagle comes back on line.
Capt."I want a senser sweep, find out where we are."
cmdr:"Scanning now..Oh shit!"
Capt.:"what is it?"
Cmder:"theres ships out there! thousands of them!"
Avia:"Oh spaz! shields up now!
cmdr.:"No wait! I'm getting no energy readings, no life readings either! these ships are all dead hulks."
The eagle slowly makes it's way thru the grave yard of starships, they recognize a few of the wrecks, battlestars, kligon cruisers, dalek battleship, and many others,
avia:"Look, theres the skroad fleet."
They pass by the sinester vessals.
Capt.:"Increase sensor scan, theres got to be someone alive here."
cmdr.:"Yes.. all I'm detecting is us and wait there is another life form!"
Capt.:"where?"
Cmdr.:"two decks below us. in a equipment closet!"
avia:"I'll go check it out, you two wait here."
Capt.:"hey I want him or her alive okay?"
Avia:"spoilsport." she heads out the door.
Cmdr."I'm creeped out, what happened to these ships and their crews?"
"I ATE THEM."
Capt.:"what did you say?"
Cmdr.:"I didn't say anything."
"NO IT WAS ME, HELLO."
capt. and cmdr. look at each other.
Capt:"Uh hello, who are you?"
"i'M SORRY...GIVE ME A MOMENT PLEASE, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE SOMEONE ASKED ME THAT....AH YES, I AM DELICON."
cmdr."delicon like in Delicon Station?"
Delicon:"YES I AM DELICON, I AM ACHORED TO THE STATION, ONLY IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE."
capt.:"Well, that explains a few things. Let me guess your a bio engineered life form that was designed to protect the station by sucking up hostile ships and bringing them here."
Delicon:"YES, I DETECT THE ENERGY FROM THEIR WEPEON SYSTEMS AND THEN i CATCH THEM AND EAT THEM."
Cmdr.:"why have'nt you eaten us?"
Delicon:"I DETECT NO WEPEONS ENERGY FROM YOUR SHIP, AND NO OFFENCE YOUR SHIP IS SO PATHETIC LOOKING IT WOULD'NT MAKE MUCH OF A SNACK. BESIDES I'M LONELY, CAN YOU TELL ME STORIES?"
Capt.:"well maybe later, but where are you?"
Delicon:"OH I'M SORRY I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU."
at that moment an eye, a really really really huge eye opens.
Cmdr:"Holy1.. that thing got to be at least a hundred light years wide,"
capt."and another hundred lightyears hige!"
At that moment Avia come back carrying a Delicathian over her shoulder!
"Put me down! you, you you hussy! I'm proffessor cumberpin, I'm a pespected scholor! You'll all pay for this!"
Capt.:"put him down avia, what are you doing here?"
Prof.:"Doone kidnapped me and locked me aboard this relic, he's got some mad scheme to get his hands on the legendary Mumford!"
Avia:"Mumford? oh spaz! not the Mumford!"
Capt.:"Whats the Mumford?"
the proffesor explains the story of the mumford.
Capt.:"sounds like something doone could put to bad use."
cmdr:"You say it's aboard a ship named cyclops?"
Capt:"Well with all these wrecks it could take months to find the cyclops."
Delicon:"CYCLOPS? oH I KNOW WHERE THAT SHIP IS, IT'S THE ONLY ONE WHOSE ENERGY I HAVE'NT EATEN."
suddenly a weatherd starship comes into view.
Delicon:"THERES SOMETHING ON BOARD, THAT..WELL UNERVES ME."
PROF.:"That must be the Mumford!"
I'll continue this later, my computer is acting up.
Coming up next:The Mumford!
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(One last thing....any possibility that I may see a picture of Delicon...with a tiny U.S.S Eagle in front and the Cyclops near by in the future......or no...just asking)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. a good possibility!
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Capt."Okay This Mumford is gottem onboard my ship "How"?"
Prof:"Nobody knows how it does it. Theres a old phrase the says "The Mumford moves in mysteriouse ways."
Avia:"It is said it is indistructable too."
Prof.:"Well it is immortal, Are we going to go to the crew quarters to check it out."
Cmdr."yeah we might as well, maybe it can aid us in getting out of this grave yard of ships."
som our heros take the lift down to the crews deck and carefully with a old tri-corder seek out the Mumford!
cmdr.:"I'm getting a reading here in this room."
she touches the door button and it slides open. the room is cloaked in darkness.
Capt.:"Looks dangerouse, You go first!"
Cmdr:"Hell I will! why not you?"
capt.:"because I outrank you and besides Im indisspensible."
cmdr:"Indiddspencible my ass!"
Avia:"I'll go in there! sheeesh step aside you weenys!"
The female varkil goes in, her eyes acustom to the dark.
Avia:"Lights." the lights flicker on revieling a typical crews quarters with bunks, washstand, and a table with a purple and green flower vase. The others come in and looka round.
Capt.:"Nothing in here, are you sure about your readings?"
Cmdr.:"Yes it said it was in here and look it still says it's in here.
"Howdy!" A high pitched chipmunk-like voice says.
Capt.:"who said that?"
Avia:"It-it came from that flower vase!"
Prof.:"Holy starturds! T-t-thats the Mumford!"
Mumford:"Beep-beep!"
check out the Mumford, I just posted it and see what the most important thing in the univers loos like!
Capt:"THAT'S THE MUMFORD?"
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Cmdr: Its......tiny
Capt:I though i was some powerful relic or something......not.....what ever that is
Avia: So......how did it get onboard?
Cmdr: Tiny bugger probably came aboard un noticed.
Capt: Ok then...Prof....you can have it.....imma gonna fire up the Engine for a test
Cmdr: Its nit ready for flight
Capt: Who the hell said anything about fly this that back?
Avia: But...its a engine
Capt: That opens portals in time and space using warp technology....this method was found out by a bunch of drones on board the SS. Madame De Pompadour using its warp engines alone....but the time window it made couldn't be co-ordinate...and just jumped to random dates...this engine make the same time windows...but we know were we are going
Avia: So why did we need so may ships to do this
Capt: Delicon ate their power cells down to nothing....I needed so may to get the power needed.....anyways....Lets get going
Prof: What about the Mumford?
Capt: Well delicon doesn't like him....bring it
Avia: What about the Doone
Capt: How much do I have to pay you to kill him slowly
Avia: After this........ Not much
(3rd Doctor special....
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Mumford:"Howdy!"
Capt:"Okay lets get this crate back to Delicon Station and kick that boneless creep's saggy ass!"
Mumford:"Beep-Beep."
cmdr.:"Starting engines in t minus 10 and counting.
Mumford:"Howdy!"
Delicone:"FAREWELL AND THANK YOU FOR THE BOOKS ON CD'S, THEY SHOULD FULLFILL MY NEED FOR STORIES."
Avia:"Yeah Delicon, and thanks for the garbage removal."
Mumford:"Moooooooooo,"
Capt.:"Will you shut up! some body give him more kibble thats the only time it, quite~!"
cmdr:"5-4-3-2-1 here goes nuthin!"
The Eagle shudders then nothing happens."
Capt:"What the frak went wrong?"
Cmdr:"How should I know it was your Idea!"
Mumford:"Maybe it's the power couplings you salvaged from the Cyclops, I seem to remember trhe crew saying they wer damaged during her last hyperspace jump."
Capt:"Yeah they did look a bit beat up....HEY what did you say?"
Mumford:"Beep-beep Howdy!"
Cmdr:"What did who say?"
Capt:"The Mumford just told me to check the power couplings!"
Avia:"We didn't hear anything."
Prof.:"Yes it must of been your imagination"
Cmdr.:"Well lets go check those power couplings." They exit the bridge, the capt' pause at the lift door to look at the Mumford. The little freak stare back with it's usual stupid exxpression. then begins hopping about making boin-boing noises.
Cpt:"Maybe I should take a vaction after this."
meanwhile on Delicon staion in the mansion of Zimouth doone.
Goon#4:"Boss!Boss! We goota get outta here!"
Doone:"What wait whats going on?"
Goon#4:"The other Muxian Crime lords found out about your scheme to find and use the Mumford to take over the universe!
Doone:"What how did they find out?" At that moment theres a explosion at the mansions main entrance followed by blaster gun fire!
Goon#4:"I dunno boss but we betta beat a hasty retreat!"
Doone and his most loyale goons head for a emergency exit!
Doone:"Craznydang! how did they find out? who coulda talked?"
in a another diemsion three robed figure watch the fall of doone's mansion.
Robed figure one:"Well that take care of that, Now we have to wait for this Capt. to reappear and talk to him about the Mumford.
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(You are extremely good at plot twists)
Avia: This are Power couplings?...they look like burnt hair stands.
Capt: Well....this is and easy fix
Cmdr: How?
Capt: Follow me to Comm. Station and i'll show you
*They head out toward the comm. Station near the bridge as the Eagle shudders violently*
Avia: What was THAT
Capt: Oh shit.....I should have seen this coming
Prof: Seen what coming?
Capt: The energy used to create rips in time and space is a mix between Arton and Transphasic...... Arton creates Time ripples... Transphasic disrupts the natural energy of matter.....
Cmdr: To the point, please!
Capt: The Transphasic energy has become unstable because of the shut down and has trapped us in a Hyper dimensional field....What hit us awhile ago was a gravity wave.
Prof: So how do we get out.
Capt: Easy....I just use co-ordinates pill from my data and the Eagle will fly right out...but
Cmdr: But what?
Capt: The Engine will have to stay....the field will collapse...and destroy it.
Prof: Then how do we escape!
Capt: Ah...you see I prepared for this
Avia: Really?...You expected something like this might happen?
Capt: Always expect the unexpected...anyways thats why we are here...I got the Eagle to hail the Journey's End
Cmdr: the Only other ship with A Trans Dimensional travel capabilities.
Capt: Right,....I call it...it will enter this....pocket dimention...and we go back to the Station were I can shoot the Doone in the windpipe and watch him gurgle to death
Cmdr: Uh....no...we are gonna leave
Capt: But...he nearly killed us
Avia: Just let it go....I will deal with the Doone
Cmdr: Can't you two just let it go
Capt: So what...we just leave and let him continue this operation?
Cmdr: Trust me when I say....he is not getting away with this
Capt: And how would you know?
Cmdr: Its on the news
Avia: What?
Cmdr: *Point to a screen on the wall behind with tuned into the Intergalactic News network
Prof: Huh?...anyone think its weird that no one noticed that until she pointed it out to us?
Capt: I stop think things were weird after I met the Titanic
(Mock Exams tomorrow)
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Intergalactic news:"The attack by rival gang leaders of Doones compound took authorities by surprize today. The where about of Doone are unknown but his space gallion was reported to have left Delicon Station!, sources say that the other Muxian crime lords have put up open contract of 80,000.000.000.000. credits on Doone. If this is true every bounty hunter and assasin will be hunting him."
The other news reader:"Wow I would hate to be Doone."
Avia:"Well thats settled get me back to Delicon Station so I can get in on this!"
Capt:"Sure thing, Here's the Journey's End now! we just transport over and head back."
solara:"Hello everybody, are you all right?"
Cmdr.:"Yes we're fine are you ready to beam us aboard?"
Solara:"Yes, I'll have you aboard in a jiffy.
The group, including the Mumford stand still and soon they beam over to the Journey's end.
Solara:"Hey good to see you agai...Hey! wheres the Capt."
Cmdr:"he was with us!"
Prof.:Andwheres the Mumford?"
Meanwhile in another place,
Capt.:hey solara how...where am I?"
Mumford:"Howdy!"
Capt.:"Ah no! what did you do?"
Voice:"It wasn't the Mumford Capt."
The capt. looks over and sees three robed figures. he reaches for his shot gun but finds it gone.
Cpt."Okay whats going on? who are you?"
Figure 1"
Peace capt. we do not wish to harm you. we only wish to discuss the Mumford."
Mumford:"Beep beep!"
Figure 2( female):" yes you see capt. we worry that the return of the Mumford could cause chaos amoung the different religeouse faiths of the universe."
Figure 3:"Yes, wars, mass hysteria. ethnic cleansing, you know the usual bullshit fanatics do."
figure 2:"Language brother."
figure1 what we want to know is if you will be the guardian of the Mumford, keep it secret?"
Figure 2:"Take care of it for the rest of your life."
fiure 3:"and since you a time lord, Lives."
Capt. looks at the Mumford. The little creature is spinning it's head around causing its antenne to spread out and it rises up like a toy helicopter.
Capt>:Are you jokeing? spend the rest of my existance looking after this loony toons? forget it!"
Figure 3:"Then we will have to leave you and it in limbo."
figure 2 :"Unless you come up with another solution."
Capt. thinks for a moment.
Capt.:"I have an idea of someone else who could be it's keeper."
Later back at the flark's head tavern Cmdr. the Prof. andAvia are sitting at a table when the capt walks in.
Cmdr:"hey where the frak have you been?"
Capt.:"Long story tell you later."
Prof:"Wheres the Mumford?"
Capt>:someplace safe."
Avia:"Well it's been a adventure , but I gotta get on doone trail."
Prof:"and I have to get back to the university. How will I explain my absence.?"
Capt:"We'll be seeing ya. "
after thay leave the cmdr turns to the capt.
cmdr:"Okay wheres the Mumford?"
Capt:"I told you someplace safe where it won't cause any trouble and it's in good hands. Of course she's gonna want to throttle me when she gets it."
Later in a remote area of the universe we find the starship titanic just has a galaxy exxpress ship pulls away form it.
titanic:"What was that shifter?"
shifter:"It's a package from the Capt. I think theres an animal in it."
Titanic:"Animal?" she opens the small crate and the two avatars look inside.
Mumford:"Howdy!" it hops outof the box and begins to make barnyard noises
Titanic:"THE MUMFORD? Oh no not again!"
Shifter:"Here's a note, Dear lady titanic, please look after this until I can come and retrieve it. NOT!"
Titanic:"OOOOOOOOOh I'll throttle him! come back here you!"
She and shifter take off after the Mumford which is hopping down the hall!
The end!
Hows that?
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(Haha...I couldn't stop laughing at the end.......but now I hot a ticked off starliner after me.......oh well....another day at the office)
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epilog:
In the East dome of Delicon Station Avia, riding a hover bike, pulls up to whats left of Doone's once palatial mansion. theres yellow security tape across the entrace but she just walks under it. she spies a number of security officers picking thru the charred wreckage. Afew are ingaudged in official business while most are inguaged in a little looting.
One of them, a Neeg notices her.
Twilko:"Well look whose back from the great unknown."
Avia:"hey Twilko, Looks like a war here."
Twilko:"It damned near was a war. we counted siteen dead. most of them were rival gang members. a few of Doone's guy bought it looks like doone got away with most of his goons."
Avia:"any clue where the boneless shyt took off to?"
Twilko:"No and I could care less, I don't need this crap! Doone won't be able to set one flipper in the civalized universe foe the rest of his stinking life."
Avia:"Not with that huge open contract on him he won't. You not interested in the 80,000.000.000?"
Twilko:"I have enough keeping peace in this mad house." he indicates with one of his three arms at the station."Besides I just got a bulleten from the Dregonians, they had a prison break and they think the escapee might hesad for here."
Avia:"Really? anyone I know?"
Twilko:"I doubt it, its a disgraced noble named Berkoltz vun Schtuka. He was in the mental ward and manged to get his hands on a wepeon, killed 8 guards and a medical tech before he stole a shuttle and warped out!"
Avia:"Well I gotta get to my sources and see if I can pick up doone's slimy trail, see ya Twilko." she turns and exits the ruined mansion. Twilko spies a piece of ornimentation made of mythorian gold. he takes a quick look around then pockets it.
Meanwhile in another part of the galaxy a dregonian shuttle comes out of hyperspace, onboard vun schtuka sits in the command chair holding his head.
Berkoltz:"The drums! the drums! please stop the drums!!!"
he get up and goes to the washroom at the rear of the shuttle, he splashes water on his fevered face and looks into the mirror. he stops in horror. Instread of his reflection he sees the face of The Master!
The end for now heh heh heh!
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(Ok.....I really didn't see that coming. ...excellent work....but now....sleep)
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Yeah, don't worry about replying to this. This is the end of this story line. I wanted to throw in a twist. I thought of this for the Castle Schtuka storyline.
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Well she's not going to come after you. but I'de be carful next time you see her!
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(Something that scare a trans-dimensional super being...what have you gotten me into)
Capt: So....Were is the nearest exit to this place?
Prof: What about the Mumford?
Capt: You see anyone around who is gonna take it?....no....SO leave it
Prof: But....it power
Capt: You want power.....ask me to take that thing and you...along with the Doone...are getting a one way ticket into my new invention.
Prof: Which is?
Capt: A Time Lock teleporter......transports things into Time Locked areas inaccessible to all forms of travel....and imma throw the Doone Straight into the Last Great Time War went I get back!
Cmdr: Ok...even I have to say....that harsh.
Capt: Don't care...now look....I can throw something together from the parts of those wreaks....I need 5 Battlestars....2 Skroad Battleships...7 Klingon bird-of prey, UNSC ship of any type, 3 Dalek saucers, The Engines of the Cyclops and with will need to strap the device and the Eagle to a Dregonian Guardian class Battle cruiser to escape with enough mass to not me De-atomized...any questions?
Avia: And were do you expect us to find all that?
Prof: I believe right over there *points out the port window*
Cmdr: is it just me or is the Cyclops closer that it was before
Capt: Rip off it engines...and if it still moves....launch a photon torpedo at it
Cmdr: That might make Delicon...hungry
Prof: And...um
Capt: If your asking about that THING again...I ewaer by the stars of Kasterberus....
Prof: No....Well yes...The power of the Mumford......could energy to power the.....what are you making?
Capt: Tran-Temporal Dimension matrix engine out of spare ship parts strapped to a Large ship powered by a Constitution class that has seen better days
Prof:...Yes...That....The mumford could power it much more efficiently than this relic
Avia: We don't know how it works...let alone hook it up to something and hope i doesn't rip apart this universe
Delicon: Ya.....i vote....no universe ripping.
Capt: Now....Starship shopping....let get going.
Prof: But.....
Capt, Cmdr & Avia: IT STAYS
Prof: *to himself* Not if I have anything to stay about it
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Delicon:"cAN YOU TELL ME A STORY WHILE WERE WAITING? i'M LONELY SINCE THE BUILDER WENT AWAY."
CMDR.:"The builder? whose the the builder?"
Avia:"It must mean one of the Ultra Primes."
cmdr.:"Who are they?"
Avia:"some say they are the oldest inteligent spieces in the universe, great beings of infinate power and knowlege, others think their a bunch of know-it-all, stuck up pricks."
Cmdr.:"which do you believe?"
Avia:"The latter, I've met one once. He was a target. He said he knew I was coming to kill him and that tho he would try to thwart me I would in the end be successful so why run. took the challenge out of it."
cmdr:"Hey Delicon, you say that you feed on the energy of starships,"
Delicon:"YES, I DO WHEN I CAN."
Cmdr."Well what do you feed on in betwen starships?"
Delicon:"GARBAGE, FROM THE STATION."
Avia:"Wait you eat the garbage from station? why those no good station maitenace just up their rates because they told us they had to up grade the trash disposal machines in the lower levels!"
Delicon:"WELL THE STATION DOES RECYCLE MOST OF THE GARBAGE BUT THE REST THEY SEND OFF TO ME THRU A INTERDEMENTIONAL TRASH SHUTE...OH MY!"
cmdr."what is it?"
Delicon:"THE THING IN THE CARGO HOLD OF THE CYCLOPS.. IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE."
Avia:"The Mumford? where could it have gone?"
Delicon:"IT'S ABOARD YOUR SHIP NOW."
cmdr. checks the ships sensors.
Cmdr."hey it's right something just appeared in the crews deck. something small but..what is this Mumford?"
Avia:"I dunno," she takes out her short sword and stun gun."But lets get the capt. and the prof. and find out!"
Stay tuned, I'll be posting a drawing of.. the Mumford as soon as I color it!
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"a wreched hive of scum and villiany" lol
it looks so cool!
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Avia:"ha Scum and villiany, thats a good one...hey! I live there!
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