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Published: 2010-09-27 03:40:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 2909; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 84
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sent me this scan of an instruction from the back of a package of balloons.The cartoon wrote itself.
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Balloons need instructions now? Is society getting stupider?
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Really? You need instructions on how to inflate a balloon?!
If someone is that dense, then they pretty much deserve what they get! Whatever the heck that could happen with a balloon.
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Well to be fair, it was not the usual round balloon, and the instructions were so you could make sure you had gotten it to the correct shape. (It was heart shaped.)
I cropped that off because this was much funnier.
Also it was only 5" balloons, how boring!
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Well for Belle step 1. would have had to be "have a stiff drink."
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Step two, have a stiff drink.
Step three, have a stiff drink
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Step 123, Have a stiff drink.
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That program has a lot more than 12-steps!
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The only steps involved are the ones on the front stoop of O'Goldberg's Bar.
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Pfffffffffffffff WIN! XDDD
Follow the instructions people, follow the instructions!
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