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Description Im pretty sure you have heard/Seen this norwegian girl who claims shes a cat video by now, if not then let me tell you shortly.

Norwegian girl claims to be a real cat, that got cat genes at birth, claims to see better in the dark and hear better even hunting mice in the night, communicate by meowing, crawling like a human I mean cat, and she doesnt like water and dogs which is obviously the most stereotypical version you can get of a cat.  

Being a cat owner myself there is also tons of other things a cat wouldnt do that shes doing in this video but thats my point of view xD

BEFORE YOU GET THE WRONG IDEA I dont care if she believes shes a cat, thats completely fine, shes not hurting anyone  and she can believe she is anything she wants

BUT

Dont use science to explain what you are when you dont know the basics of it. GENES cant suddenly make you into something else. What you feel like and what you are can be two completely different things, but your genes is not something you can wish to be something its not xD AM I THE ONLY ONE who is bothered by that??? A lot of people freak out at people who believe they are something else than a human, but that doesnt bother me, but  You cant make up your own definiton of something that is defined because you feel like it, it just makes you look really friggin dumb .  And btw cat people, a meow isnt just a meow there are so many different types of meows and what they mean.

Same with the damn crawl, cats dont crawl on their knees. if your magically got cat genes, you would atleast walk like a cat how they walk. Your just doing the basic human crawl, not a cat crawl.

As a cat owner and owner of many past cats she did not convince me a all. Be a cat! be a sofa, but dont justify it with science you dont understand.

A horse would be a cat before a human would since they share a closer ancestor. Not that their ancestor looked anything like a horse or a cat. But you get the gist 

*flips tables*
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Comments: 303

kashidom [2016-02-16 17:35:14 +0000 UTC]

And this is why my main werewolf is not a humanoid, because SCIENCE! (my anthro is a cynocephaloid though)

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The-Golden-Skyfall [2016-02-07 03:13:44 +0000 UTC]

1) If Those Cat Ears and Tail Are Real My Ass Is A Cactus.
2) If Your Genes Got Swapped With A Cats Then Wouldn't You Be A Cat?
3) If She Is A Cat (Which She Isn't) How The Hell Did She Get Cat Genes.
4) Not All Cats Hate Dogs. My Kitten Sleeps ON TOP Of My Dog.
5) If You Can See Things We Can't How Are You So Blind On How You Aren't A Cat.
6) How Do You Know English If You're A Cat
You're Welcome America.
Also Here is The Cringy Video I Watched Just To Get You This Comment.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBun…

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radiiiance In reply to The-Golden-Skyfall [2016-04-02 21:36:54 +0000 UTC]

I was going to comment, but you took the words out of my mouth. And #2 is the perfect reason

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The-Golden-Skyfall In reply to radiiiance [2016-04-03 02:09:20 +0000 UTC]

Thank You.

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xNIR0x [2016-02-04 15:05:13 +0000 UTC]

Reference til denne her? www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBun…
Det svir i magan 

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griffsnuff In reply to xNIR0x [2016-02-04 17:32:37 +0000 UTC]

Yupppp xD

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xNIR0x In reply to griffsnuff [2016-02-04 18:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Supercringe

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griffsnuff In reply to xNIR0x [2016-02-04 18:26:14 +0000 UTC]

The llama parodi is so epic xD

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xNIR0x In reply to griffsnuff [2016-02-04 18:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Det er en llama parodi? åå faen løper og finner den

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griffsnuff In reply to xNIR0x [2016-02-04 19:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Jaggu ler meg ihjæl www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hjSWH…

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xNIR0x In reply to griffsnuff [2016-02-04 22:21:30 +0000 UTC]

HAHA ÅHH Beste jeg har sett på en god stund, takk for den  
Tror nesten jeg skal sette meg i skauen og være et rådyr jeg nå. Har ikke med yndlingsdyret å gjøre asså jeg er 100% legit født med deer genes bruh

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griffsnuff In reply to xNIR0x [2016-02-07 03:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Jaggu xD daua første gang jeg så den, dauve enda mer andre gangen haha. 

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SterileRitalin [2016-02-03 01:10:45 +0000 UTC]

fuckin' otherkins man, taking internet insanity to a new level

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SteamPunkStudios In reply to SterileRitalin [2016-02-13 04:13:14 +0000 UTC]

she's not otherkin.

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SterileRitalin In reply to SteamPunkStudios [2016-02-13 05:18:35 +0000 UTC]

thank f*cking god

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nati11184 [2016-02-02 15:51:54 +0000 UTC]

it annoyed me the most when she pretended to 'walk like a cat' >:^O
i used to walk in more of a cat way when i was a kid gdi

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str00p [2016-02-02 04:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Science:
Defending gay people,
and destroying otherkins.
I love it.   

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SteamPunkStudios In reply to str00p [2016-02-13 04:13:31 +0000 UTC]

she's not otherkin.

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str00p In reply to SteamPunkStudios [2016-02-13 08:45:12 +0000 UTC]

I was mostly referring to the Tumblr-style otherkins (whom Mamo reminds me of), rather than actual otherkins (whatever those are; I've been told there's a distinction but I don't research this stuff).

Either way, I kindof generalized and jumped to conclusions here, I guess. Sorry.

Mamo is still wrong though

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SteamPunkStudios In reply to str00p [2016-02-14 17:17:21 +0000 UTC]

"tumblr" otherkin do not do this. in most online communities, including tumblr, her actions are frowned upon. you won't find many otherkin, regardless of origin, who will approve of her behavior.

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str00p In reply to SteamPunkStudios [2016-02-15 04:13:23 +0000 UTC]

Okay then. :1

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Blue277 [2016-02-01 16:57:38 +0000 UTC]

nah, she is not cat, just cat dlak.

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FoulOwl [2016-02-01 07:06:56 +0000 UTC]

I love the flies and stink lines. Ha ha.

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Obsessor23 [2016-02-01 01:54:39 +0000 UTC]

I have been purposely avoiding that video, but after seeing it...
Not that I understand the concept of an otherkin very well, but it doesn't even look like she's sincere about it. Some people have better hearing and eyesight than others, I'll give her that. But how she talks about it just seems so half-hearted. She doesn't show any enthusiasm that I can see, and she kind of just pulls stuff out to say, throws some big words in and repeats herself a lot, as well as mentioning some cartoony stereotypes that have long-since been disproved. Combined with that forced-sounding 'hiss', and that she switched from acting like an able human and speaking, to acting like a helpless cat and meowing when the cameras are on her in her home, tells me that she's just kind of playing a part for fun rather than believing it, and using a science-y-sounding excuse to try to sell it. If someone did think that way about themselves, they wouldn't feel the need to make something up like that. Especially since nothing having to deal medically with a cat would even be near a human hospital.
I know there are people who genuinely believe themselves to be of the wrong species/gender/etc., but this girl just seems like she's pretending to see who will notice.

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lizziecat1279 In reply to Obsessor23 [2016-02-01 08:46:00 +0000 UTC]

As an otherkin this is basically the stance I have on this whole madness.
Also I and the trans community would greatly appreciate the whole "otherkin is the same as trans because kin is wrong species and trans is wrong gender" thing to not happen since gender dysphoria has a lot more influence than species dysphoria due to the fact that being otherkin can be dealt with a lot more subtly than being trans.

To rephrase: otherkin=/=trans and saying kin=trans is potentially harmful to the trans movement

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Obsessor23 In reply to lizziecat1279 [2016-02-01 12:25:50 +0000 UTC]

I'm not saying they're the same, I was just saying that I know that there are people who aren't happy with themselves, and regardless of what it is, it's not cool for someone to pull a stunt like this because it's just an insult to whoever you're trying to imitate.

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lizziecat1279 In reply to Obsessor23 [2016-02-02 00:58:16 +0000 UTC]

Mhm and that I agree with fully ^^

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Freedom-of-my-Soul [2016-01-31 23:06:44 +0000 UTC]

this vid insults me to no end as a human and someone who identifies as otherkin.
1: cats meow at humans, rarely at each other.
2: cats have no reason to hate dogs unless they were defiled by the dog in some way
3: cats don't hate water, or they wouldn't drink it. I've had a few cats that enjoyed swimming in my tub with me.
4: cats have paw pads for a reason
5: Cats use body language to communicate. Did anyone else notice how she was questioningly meowing when the interviewer asked her how to speak cat?
6: it's highly improbable that you can splice humans  with cats.
7: There is no way in hell that she can fit on a windowsill or in a sink unless she is sitting on her butt
8: you cant 'suddenly' discover you had your genes spliced with a cat. You would have known for longer than that. 
9: she switches from saying she was gene spliced to that she was born a cat in the wrong body..so an obvious lie is somewhere.
10: I don't think she actually knows anything about cats irl...or has even owned a cat.

If she wants to believe she's a cat, that's fine. As a human, I believe you have the right to believe anything you want...but don't make up bullspit to hide behind. Come out and say "I believe I am a cat, born in the wrong body" or "I believe i was a cat in a past life" (the second is my own personal belief but not a cat specifically), it's not that uncommon anymore. As a cat owner and otherkin, this is insulting to anyone smart enough to be sane. I believe that she might have deeper psychological issues than she believes...and her friend isn't helping with the matter with his own beliefs. Sorry about the long comment but this is the eighth try because my laptop was being naggy

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SassyTheDragongirl [2016-01-31 20:13:02 +0000 UTC]

Kind of an Insult to Otherkin 

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twentiethree [2016-01-31 16:23:13 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh this reminds me of me in fourth grade i thought i was a wolf...... ugh its so embarassing DX 

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SweetOsmanthus In reply to twentiethree [2016-01-31 19:58:21 +0000 UTC]

I did too! It hurts just to think about it...

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BlueNekuma [2016-01-31 01:10:49 +0000 UTC]

wow griffsnuff XD 
I would totally flip a table if someone claims to be something they aren't without the logic.
But its fine if they believe that.

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Avaruusvanukas [2016-01-30 20:44:55 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard when she said come on let's go in "cat language" :,DDD Sure, because meowing is a language. I mean, cat's do communicate with meowing but signal language is much more important. I've heard that cats don't even meow that much when they communicate with other cats, they only do that with humans ?? 

But yea anyway, she can be a cat if she wants, but the way she said and explained everything sounded just so ridiculous :,D 

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idiotic-mav [2016-01-30 19:50:47 +0000 UTC]

oh my god how old is she? jfc this girl needs to grow up

may I have a link to the video

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BlackWolfsspirit In reply to idiotic-mav [2016-01-31 19:40:54 +0000 UTC]

In case you still need the link:
9gag.com/tv/p/aObv2k/20-year-o…

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idiotic-mav In reply to BlackWolfsspirit [2016-01-31 21:01:53 +0000 UTC]

thanks! :3

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Khorran [2016-01-30 14:30:38 +0000 UTC]

This girl pisses me off to no end. Cats don't wear eyeliner and makeup, I can guarantee she's still taking showers to clean her hair, cats don't wear slutty fishnet stockings and short skirts. She's seriously doing this for attention and nothing more. When I was 5, I thought I was a horse. I galloped around on all fours and pretended to be one, but then I grew up.

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Moonlight-Night1290 In reply to Khorran [2016-01-30 22:08:08 +0000 UTC]

I know right! It's so infuriating. Cats don't really meow to each other to communicate. They use body language. Plus, I can meow like a cat, and a lot of my friends can also do a realistic cat voice. Also, cats can't see in darkness, only in dim light. 

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vaporotem [2016-01-30 08:29:36 +0000 UTC]

-spit out tea-

I can't

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Berkelis [2016-01-30 07:44:43 +0000 UTC]

I can make zebra noises. I must be a zebra. *gallops away*

And this is where lazyness gets you. At least she should have done some research before throwing 'scintific facts' around. Also I doubt something with mixed genes of a cat and a human would be able to live, since the hybrid dna would turn you into some messy mix of both species.

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Shadowclaw4567 [2016-01-30 01:08:26 +0000 UTC]

I have a solution!
Get a quad-suit of a cat.
Become the cat

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Nightskiies [2016-01-29 23:36:53 +0000 UTC]

Coming back to complain about this even more
if she's trapped in a human body (or so she says)
then why would she hear and see better than a human would do?
Why doesn't she eat grass and puke on the carpet?
Why doesn't she jump five meters up in the air when she sees a cucumber?
She has said that her genes got mixed with a cat
and I've also heard that she said that she's a cat in the wrong body
just get your facts straight ghee woman!

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m0chicakez In reply to Nightskiies [2016-02-01 00:31:10 +0000 UTC]

"Why doesn't she jump five meters up in the air when she sees a cucumber?"
That comment gave me life

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Nightskiies In reply to m0chicakez [2016-02-01 19:38:34 +0000 UTC]

Ahah..! Enjoy your life then. x//D

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m0chicakez In reply to Nightskiies [2016-02-01 19:40:09 +0000 UTC]

why thank you B)

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Nightskiies In reply to m0chicakez [2016-02-01 20:00:58 +0000 UTC]

Welcome! 

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omenaapple In reply to Nightskiies [2016-02-01 00:19:07 +0000 UTC]

"Why doesn't she jump five meters up in the air when she sees a cucumber?"

 you, good sir/lady, made me spit out my tea. congratulations

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Nightskiies In reply to omenaapple [2016-02-01 19:37:54 +0000 UTC]

Sorry 'bout the tea
But I'll take that as a compliment.

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katskratchii [2016-01-29 23:32:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh XD i havent seen it, but i completely agree and that's true! Is there a link or name to it?

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savagebinn [2016-01-29 23:01:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure which is scarier; the fact that this exists or that you're probably already getting angry notes about it.

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