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Head-ZonkStudios In reply to ??? [2011-05-16 00:06:48 +0000 UTC]

And neither of them can talk with proper grammar! I kid, I kid!

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MewMewMint123 In reply to ??? [2011-05-16 00:05:30 +0000 UTC]

I spy butterfly tattoo.

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supermanwich23 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:59:18 +0000 UTC]

haha! you're great. And again with that hilarious icon. O_O

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Nohemi-Kashmir In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:54:16 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahaha I just can't stop laughing!
his butterfly tattoo is so fucking rude

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allycatani In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:50:25 +0000 UTC]

So truu

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vladplasmes In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:49:41 +0000 UTC]

...i strill dislike twilight for those facts.

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pilot-294 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:45:04 +0000 UTC]

i cant read it without a flaming gay accent........

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MyWhimsicalAlter In reply to pilot-294 [2011-05-17 00:39:11 +0000 UTC]

do i detect homophobia?
i don't really care if edward is gay, but i do care that he's creepy to the point of stalkerish and just kind of annoying.

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pilot-294 In reply to MyWhimsicalAlter [2011-05-17 01:00:31 +0000 UTC]

not homophobic, just couldnt read it without saying it in a gay accent, its more commical that way

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MyWhimsicalAlter In reply to pilot-294 [2011-05-17 01:46:01 +0000 UTC]

gotcha.
: )

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FutureMrsBarnett In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:43:41 +0000 UTC]

Dear Edward,
I hope to one day find my way into your heart
Sincerely, A Stake

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MyWhimsicalAlter In reply to FutureMrsBarnett [2011-05-17 00:37:14 +0000 UTC]

haha.
that actually made me giggle a bit.
: )

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FutureMrsBarnett In reply to FutureMrsBarnett [2011-05-16 21:47:38 +0000 UTC]

Dear Twilight fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood
pumping through them, they can never get an erection.

Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic

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newneometaldragon In reply to FutureMrsBarnett [2011-05-16 23:34:06 +0000 UTC]

those were the best letters I have ever seen

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Hisansa In reply to FutureMrsBarnett [2011-05-16 21:12:26 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. Best. Letter. Ever.

Seriously. It took me almost five minutes to stop laughing long enough to type this.

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FutureMrsBarnett In reply to Hisansa [2011-05-16 21:37:28 +0000 UTC]

haha that makes two of us!

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griffsnuff In reply to FutureMrsBarnett [2011-05-16 00:09:30 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD <3

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poisonivy49 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:43:29 +0000 UTC]

lol @ butterfly on cullen XD

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pencil-defender In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Lulz poor dracula...

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BorderlineCreep99 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:42:39 +0000 UTC]

all to real.... what has happened.
the butterfly tat was a nice touch

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MoonlightKeyyeh In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:40:24 +0000 UTC]

This is why most giggly little schoolgirls enjoy Twilight: Because Edward sparkles.

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skelebrity In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:38:36 +0000 UTC]

It would have been better if Robert Pattinson didn't play that part.
...Of course, the whole series in general was melodramatic and ran in circles. SO.

This joke has been made so many times it's not funny. But somehow this insights a chuckle.

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Kiren201 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:34:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm scared... really. Just think about it, how can anyone find gay-looking sparking vampire atractive... distributing much.
Hell, who even came with this ridiculous idea!!! Where are those sweet days with strong and manly "monsters"?! (really, Blade looked more cute than this... person... would EVER look atractive!!!)

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ArtTwisted In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:26:33 +0000 UTC]

This joke has been made a wholllle lot, but somehow its still a little bit funny.

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aliccce92 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol!

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Amai-Rose In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:19:47 +0000 UTC]

love the butterfly tattoo

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dboy3 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:16:11 +0000 UTC]

The only danger here is of me going blind.

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SaranaMarionette In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:16:05 +0000 UTC]

Ooooo~! Scary~ . . . Psh.

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OnlyLoveShadow In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:10:34 +0000 UTC]

I like the good old days better... VAMPIRES WITH FANGS AND WEREWOLVES ONLY ON FULL MOONS FOREVER!!!!! no fakers from twilight will ever change that...

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RedBeanViolin In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:08:58 +0000 UTC]

"I'm too dangerous."

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everythingfan3000 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:06:05 +0000 UTC]

I'd be more okay with the "vampires" in that series if she didn't call then vampires. Maybe some kind of dark elf...vampire-ish...fairy... thing. But not vampires. They just aren't.
Poor Dracula.

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BrandedbyWolves In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:05:15 +0000 UTC]

A Butterfly tattoo? Really Edward, Really?

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that-disturbedguy In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 23:02:20 +0000 UTC]

lmao!! This is great

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oceanstarbunny In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:59:11 +0000 UTC]

you know i like twilight but its soooo true !!!

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MCRCowgirl In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:56:19 +0000 UTC]

They made a new series called teen wolf! Where is the world going?! Edward

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havens-red-angel In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:54:53 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!! Yeah I miss the good old days for sure!

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delilahlinkinpark In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:54:12 +0000 UTC]

nice grammar lol 'too' no 'to' derp XD

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xxxwallflowerxxx In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:50:24 +0000 UTC]

love it made me laugh

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QuantumShaman In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:49:11 +0000 UTC]

That butterfly tattoo.
-high five-

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Aneyolf In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:43:09 +0000 UTC]

It's so disheartening to see all these comments saying how "gay" these characters are. I am gay and the characters in these stories are anything but. They, and their lame ass fans, are complete and utter douche bags who need to be slaughtered by real vamps and werewolves. Now make a movie where Selene and Micheal from Underworld go on a Twatlight killing spree, I'm down for that.

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griffsnuff In reply to Aneyolf [2011-05-16 00:08:13 +0000 UTC]

Its shame the word "gay" is used for something negative, because gay isnt negative at all, it even means happy

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JSHADOWM In reply to Aneyolf [2011-05-15 23:47:35 +0000 UTC]

See, this is why i correct people who call Twilight "Gay" they are just insulting Gay people! Although, i need a new analogy, Calling it "Garbage" insults Garbage really... it is THAT bad.

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MyWhimsicalAlter In reply to JSHADOWM [2011-05-17 00:37:38 +0000 UTC]

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Aneyolf In reply to JSHADOWM [2011-05-16 00:04:00 +0000 UTC]

how about something along the lines of, Twilight is so "bin Laden"?

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Elidy In reply to Aneyolf [2011-05-15 22:59:45 +0000 UTC]

Amen to that!

I would go see that movie.

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loveme-hateme2014 In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 22:37:43 +0000 UTC]

this is great!! what's that butterfly for though??

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griffsnuff In reply to loveme-hateme2014 [2011-05-16 00:07:26 +0000 UTC]

It reflects how awesome he is

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loveme-hateme2014 In reply to griffsnuff [2011-05-16 01:10:14 +0000 UTC]

haha yaaaaa....awesome...NOT! lolz I like the werewolf and Dracula in the background that was classic

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