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Grim-Amentia — a classy gentleman
Published: 2006-09-02 02:19:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 1478; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 3
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This is a little 15 minute scribbly I thought I'd post up for laughs. Paolo's dad. What a classy bogeyman.Don't ask me what he's talking about. Deep in your heart of hearts, you probably already know.
Just a brief little explanation for your amusement...
Paolo and Lorenzo share the same dad, but come from different mothers. Francesco Vernedi, the delightful fellow pictured above, can best be described as a ludicriously promiscuous swinger type guy with a very loose grasp of social conventions. Leastways, he /was/ ludicriously promiscuous. Now he's taking an extended dirt-nap after Lorenzo's crazy mom tucked him in for the night. Paolo is...well, a reminder of Francesco's adultery, so Lorenzo and mom have really, really have a tough time putting up with him. Not only do they closely resemble each other, but they have very, very similar personalities. To Paolo's credit, though, he's a far more loyal to his friends than dear old dad ever was. Just as enthusiastic and just as...weird, though. They both like orange ties, too. It's...inexplicable.
P.S. Paolo's original charcter design included a similar moustache. This was left out for obvious reasons.
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Jee Zuhs Kuh-Riced on a BISCUIT, boy! This is so cool, your soul's gonna be dancin' with fire FOUR EVER!!!!! heheheheheheheeee....
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First off, I'm a chick...secondly...how old are you? Let's keep this facination with the crazy blasphemy to a minimum, at least while you're on my page, alright?
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Thin moustache and orange tie. Is there anything more you could look for in a classy gentelman?
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Nothing says classy quite like pink markings and those thin, funny little moustaches!
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*orange.
Despite the "preview comment" option before posting, I still type like an idiot.
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Hey! I have an orange tie! Also, this is my only criticism of the character - but I think he'd look more fatherly with glasses and a pipe.
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LOL That woudl make it...so much funnier. I might have to do that.
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pPPPfffftttttt XD OMG he's.... well, y'know... not that i need to say it cos everyone else has been saying it~ XD ppffftt... and any moment now... he'll waggle his eyebrows....
XD so absurd! yet... so fitting........... XD aah... poor Paolo... poor Lorenzo...
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ACK! Pink! I imagined him being extremely red.
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But.. but.. He's pink!!
Why isn't Paolo pink? That would have been h.i.l.l.a.r.i.u.s!
Gawd! make him have pink toes or something!
*in need for pink toes*
Fanart coming your way soon!!
Not slashy thought... Thank your god for that!
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So that's what their dad looks like. Flashy color and he's even got bird wings! Maybe I should do a picture of their moms.
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Heh, from the thumbnail under my Devwatch, all the pink made me think it was adult!Ethan for a moment there!
Oh my. It's a good thing the boys get their coloration from their moms. Argh the Gomez moustache!
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PAOLO'S FATHER IS EVERYTHING A MAN NEEDS TO BE AND MORE...... C oh man his little wings. I think that little bit about inheriting a knack for orange ties is pretty heelariously awesome. ++
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lol, your comments make my day.
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HELL on a STICK! THE PINK! THE MUSTACHE! THE ORANGE! GAAACK!
So glad Paolo inherited his mother's coloring.
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Hahaha that pink tail owns... XD
Do you draw everything straight onto the comp with a tablet, or do you do sketches first?
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A little of both. This was all tablet because I felt really, really lazy.
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Heheh I wish I could be that good at drawing when I'm lazy XD
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He's pink and awesome, and I wanna be him when I grow up.
Your characters always have the best taste in clothes.
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lol They're all sort of dorky.
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I agree with Stoney. Where do they get those snazzy threads? XD
Then again, Paolo is Italian, so possibly from some obnoxious Italian designer?
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Probably. There's no other logical explanation.
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OMG he's pink. XD That's great.
I can just feel the lechery oozing from him. ick. He's so oily and creepy, especially his little moustache. XD He's like a big perverted pink strawberry short cake or something.... or likes some candy you don't want your kids to put in their mouths because you have no idea where it's been.
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LOL That's him in a nutshell.
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So what's his special ability? I know Lorenzo and Paolo both got their fiery powers from their moms, so what could their dad do? Besides, y'know, be a perv.
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Umm...endure the dehabilitating physical and psychological effects of advanced syphillis without breaking a sweat?
Nah, he was kind of a stealthy type guy. He could slide under doors with his shadow and that sort of thing. Paolo does a similar thing when he turns into smoke.
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Ah, I see, coolness. 
P.S. I'm making you more fanart. <3
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Yeeeeeeeeah!
P.S. You're getting some fan-art too. I gotta get in on that crazy voodoo you've been posting up.
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SWEET!!! XD I think Grim-Amentia fan art might make me explode from happiness and would probably require at least an hour of time set aside for fangirly squealing.
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Mark your calendar, then. haha
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Unlike a cupcake however, you wouldn't want to put this anywhere near your mouth...or make contact with it in any way.
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