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"You may be familiar with the Solletico Mafia" Poisonous said "I'm sure your girls have told you of the numerous run-ins they've had with them, be it if they were in Sicily or at a docking port in the UK somewhere." "Yeah..." the Chimp replied pensively. "These guys are just hard-up folks in organised crime. They needed some income, and I was willing to provide it, as long as they worked for me. I made them an offer they couldn't refuse, if you will. It wasn't that big a wage, but they were willing and able to take it, due to their now-meagre standing in organised crime. You see, unlike you, I'm actually well off. Not like you who has to hold onto whatever miniscule amount you earn and have, stingy loser!""Now, Louis Fatone and his boys Marco and Rocco are my enforcers. The guys who deal with the rougher areas of my little plan. What I needed was someone who dealt with intelligence and espionage. Now I was stuck on that aspect, but the Mafia suggested I should take a trip to Kosice in Slovakia. According to them, that's where they heard a certain Miroslav Golon lived in the suburbs. Mr. Golon was an experienced secret agent who mostly did behind-the-scenes work, but he was instrumental in foiling an illegal dealing ring in the former Czechoslovakia which the Solletico Mafia was a part of. This raid itself led to the downfall of Fatone and Co. in their standing. So I guess they had a vendetta with Mr. Golon. It took us several leads and whatnot through old friends and enemies, but we eventually found him outside of Kosice at home with his two kids. We also found out he has a wife who actually still works on field duty in espionage, and that is who I was interested in. We broke in Miroslav's house, and boy did we rough him up, and in front of his kids! What a pair of pussies. Crying that their daddy was getting beaten up. Stupid brats!"
"Eventually, I made an ultimatum to him: Lead us to where your wife does her private business, or we would murder your children slowly as you watch. He had no choice but to agree, and no tricks. As we travelled into Poprad, we found out his wife's name. It turns out her name is Elena Katerina Golonova, but her operating name will be familiar to you: A one Madame Elena Pedriania." "I've heard of her!" exclaimed the Chimp. Poisonous continued "Yup, spy by day, dominatrix by night. It pays the bills for the family. Too bad the kids only found out what kind of shit mummy gets up to at work. Doesn't matter, she's a hot piece of grown-up ass who I'm gonna tap when she works for me!"
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Comments: 11
DashadyAlien [2013-02-09 15:15:47 +0000 UTC]
Whats his secret for getting sutch a great ammount of funds ?? who might he be blackmaling??
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grippedchimp In reply to DashadyAlien [2013-02-09 20:05:23 +0000 UTC]
That will be answered much later...
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Demonkingx666 [2013-02-08 06:46:20 +0000 UTC]
I hope the chimp beats the fuck out of Poisonous Chimp!
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grippedchimp In reply to Demonkingx666 [2013-02-08 11:33:48 +0000 UTC]
He can't. Beating up his past self means dire consequences AKA The butterfly effect.
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Demonkingx666 In reply to grippedchimp [2013-02-08 12:24:32 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah you're right, which means if he lays a hand on himself, it'll create a paradox sort of speak.
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kd8lmno [2013-02-07 17:58:42 +0000 UTC]
Ah, so this sheds some light on the backstory of Elena! Who knew she had a family? XD This is getting quite good...
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grippedchimp In reply to kd8lmno [2013-02-08 11:28:44 +0000 UTC]
Given her treatment of Eys and Chick in Lost in Europe, her having a family was always not out of question. Also, her husband it turns out is her mysterious boss. The pay-off in this story will hopefully be good... and a bit horrific...
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Yumeshunketsu777 [2013-02-07 17:32:53 +0000 UTC]
God you used to be a dick :I
Although "Surprise Faggot" could be a new catchphrase 8D
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grippedchimp In reply to Yumeshunketsu777 [2013-02-08 11:26:09 +0000 UTC]
The Chimp was arrogant and highly strung back when he started, but he NEVER went out of his way to work with the Solletico Mafia. Catchphrase? Nah. He says that to be a troll. So, have you followed the goings-on so far?
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sandrock74 [2013-02-07 17:11:49 +0000 UTC]
Who knew she was a MILF??
The story gets more interesting...
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grippedchimp In reply to sandrock74 [2013-02-08 11:24:25 +0000 UTC]
Out of all the villains in my art, she is the most caring, so it sort of makes sense.
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