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GuyFlash — SUPER TURBO TURKEY RACER

Published: 2006-05-07 18:11:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 2261; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 569
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Description Full view or your eyes will fall out of their sockets and go on an adventure to the chemist without you!

lol, this is OLD! I found it while digging through some flash stuff I did ages ago. please do not expect me to start working on it again.

anyhoo, all that works is a little customistation of the turkey, you can also run in the game bit by hammering the B and N letters on ur keyboard.

the customistations were going to affect speed and stuff but in the end I just couldn't be botherer.

also those who know doom will notice the turkey

anyhoo yeah, its old but I just had to submit it
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Comments: 56

belanreb000 [2008-05-10 03:39:22 +0000 UTC]

omg!!!i am sooo retarded!! when i read the artest coment of the eyes falling out i coverd them because i wasn't thinking lols i always do that :]

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Decoy69 [2007-08-30 21:30:36 +0000 UTC]

I got lost in blueness...

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Akira666 [2006-10-04 15:19:21 +0000 UTC]

made me laugh so hard it hurt

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FreeJ [2006-05-31 12:31:06 +0000 UTC]

lol

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deArtistofWar [2006-05-14 13:21:07 +0000 UTC]

lol what the hell is with this game

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unborn-fetus [2006-05-14 13:08:21 +0000 UTC]

turkey of doom!!!! nawww it's powers are egztreme!

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FineShit [2006-05-09 03:05:47 +0000 UTC]

Ah! I...... I think I got lost....... XD you SHOULD work on it again!

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GuyFlash In reply to FineShit [2006-05-09 04:02:04 +0000 UTC]

sorry, not going to happen... gotta put my foot down on this one

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FineShit In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-09 05:03:36 +0000 UTC]

ohhhhh. Then what ARE you working on?

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GuyFlash In reply to FineShit [2006-05-09 12:36:15 +0000 UTC]

well its animator idol collabs now, and I still have psp noodle fury and unia

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FineShit In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-09 17:22:42 +0000 UTC]

I understood the first part....... but Ill just pretend I understood the rest!

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kanbo [2006-05-08 13:44:08 +0000 UTC]

SUPER TURBO TURKEY PUNCHER 3!

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GuyFlash In reply to kanbo [2006-05-08 13:56:33 +0000 UTC]

thats the one

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TalentlessAssassin [2006-05-08 11:20:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL.

That's rich.

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Commgen [2006-05-08 10:29:58 +0000 UTC]

I just love it! A Modified Turkey, WTF!!?? the edge of the universe (which is BLUE) and senceless bashing of buttons, this game has everything a game should have.

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GuyFlash In reply to Commgen [2006-05-08 13:57:13 +0000 UTC]

hmm, I think ur right about the edge of the universe...

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Commgen In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-08 14:28:06 +0000 UTC]

It was said by a wise old man that at the edge of the universe there would be ...MILK... can you believe it, "Milk the final frontier"

Wise man: Tony, from Men behaving badly

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The-Titan [2006-05-08 10:20:43 +0000 UTC]

i been on the blue thing for 5 mins not knowing where am i? its like going to future and never going back

i like the chicken why not eat it after the race?

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GuyFlash In reply to The-Titan [2006-05-08 13:59:10 +0000 UTC]

because its a turkey, not a chiken, besides the racing parts aren't that tasty

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sereneworx [2006-05-08 07:09:34 +0000 UTC]

this is actually a pretty cool concept...even tho you dont want to finish it, i think you should.. and make the graphics better.




also, with this version.. prepare to get either
"ZOMG I LUV TIS GAEM, HAVE MY BABIS!!!!111111!1!Q!11!!!!!11!"
or
"you will die a slow, and painful, very, very,very,very,very,very,very painful death."

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GuyFlash In reply to sereneworx [2006-05-08 12:22:50 +0000 UTC]

if you want, I can hand the source over to you, I'd like to see it done, and I think its pretty funny, but my heart is just with other stuff.

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sereneworx In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-09 09:29:37 +0000 UTC]

meh.. i suck at as....it wouldn't be any use to me

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damned-warrior [2006-05-08 00:49:55 +0000 UTC]

^0^ Wai! Go go mecha turkey! Into the blue screen of death! ^0^

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GuyFlash In reply to damned-warrior [2006-05-08 01:09:00 +0000 UTC]

OMG thats what the blue is! quick, press ctrl+shift+alt+F5+esc+delete+printscr+numpad0 to break your fingers!

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damned-warrior In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-08 08:09:19 +0000 UTC]

^0^ Hee...My laptop doesn't have a numpad. I'm safe! ^0^

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GuyFlash In reply to damned-warrior [2006-05-08 13:59:25 +0000 UTC]

hehe, lucky you

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UTGrim [2006-05-08 00:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha! That's great, man!

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GuyFlash In reply to UTGrim [2006-05-08 00:45:15 +0000 UTC]

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westykid [2006-05-07 22:09:12 +0000 UTC]

that is.... dare i say it......BAD....in the good way like how cool people from the west coast say : D i was hoping ther would be something later on in the blue thing, maby there is, maby i diddnt go far enough...

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GuyFlash In reply to westykid [2006-05-07 22:23:09 +0000 UTC]

there is a rumour that if you run far enough into the blue area then your fingers start to hurt, but thats just an old wives tale

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D-Yoop [2006-05-07 19:55:56 +0000 UTC]

XD
Who would think of a turkey with turbo wings, a spoiler, neon and headlights!? O_O
AWESOME!!

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GuyFlash In reply to D-Yoop [2006-05-07 22:24:15 +0000 UTC]

thankye, but turkey racing is the national sport where I'm from and those are just standard parts

...

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D-Yoop In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-07 22:57:34 +0000 UTC]

wow that makes the fact even more stupidXD

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Octanehedgie [2006-05-07 19:47:46 +0000 UTC]

...Why won't it obey me!?

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-07 22:24:48 +0000 UTC]

because you arent a high enough level yet, and you need to uprade your turky control skill

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-07 22:37:36 +0000 UTC]

I just leveled up! I'm now level -6! WHOOT!

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-08 00:44:17 +0000 UTC]

GuyFlash pokes Octanehedgie for 1000000000 points of damage
Octanehedgie runs out of health
GuyFlash: dude, I dont have any pheonix downs, sorry :d
Octanehedgie loses 50000 exp
Octanehedgie drops to level -20
GuyFlash: nvm, but I'd stay away from those turkies if I were you XD

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-13 04:42:18 +0000 UTC]

But.... I had 1000000001 health...plus the 5 my hat gave me...

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-13 13:13:06 +0000 UTC]

your hat fell off before

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-13 18:08:19 +0000 UTC]

I should've still had 1 HP though...

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-13 20:15:30 +0000 UTC]



that removes all hp regardless

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-13 22:37:54 +0000 UTC]

*counter summons* BWAHAHAHAHAHA I summon...YOU!

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-13 23:23:03 +0000 UTC]

lol, you cant summon me... you dont have enough MP

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-14 00:34:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes I do. I have unlimted. I 'm the ultimate mage.

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-14 00:52:12 +0000 UTC]

psh, you just didn't compare yourself to sooty, only sooty can summon the ultimate magic

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-14 00:53:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? KLAUMTO VERATA NIKTO!!!

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GuyFlash In reply to Octanehedgie [2006-05-14 00:56:50 +0000 UTC]

O RLY!?! well BLAH BLASHISH BLAH BLAH BOOOOM!

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Octanehedgie In reply to GuyFlash [2006-05-14 20:09:38 +0000 UTC]

Wha?

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Manga-Otaku [2006-05-07 18:39:16 +0000 UTC]

GO EVIL MECHA-TURKEY OF DOOOOOOOM~!

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GuyFlash In reply to Manga-Otaku [2006-05-07 19:18:56 +0000 UTC]

I dont why I put those scary parts in, they scare me and I made them! D:

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