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Disclaimer: Everything I'm about to say is intentionally fictional, I'm not insane and actually believe this or something. XD This is actually based on this banned commercial for Durex condoms: [link]

Now this isn't the first time I've drawn a pregnant car.. XD I remember how shocked you all were just seeing THAT! Well now you'll get to see the whole rest of the process.

Top: Skipping ahead in time, the little Cobalt has been exhaustively gestating a litter of cars in her engorged belly. Being in a controlled environment within the manufacturing plant warehouse they're supplied with as much fuel (food) as needed as well as regular check-ups by qualified human technicians. Here we see our loving BMW father-to-be bringing his weakened mate some needed sustenance. All those babies inside of her is killer on her gas mileage. XP

Bottom Left: Skipping a bit further down in time, the day of birth has come. The event is similar to both human and other mammal births such as cats or dogs. Each car 'pup' is delivered vaginally (cargina remember? ) A single vehicle mother can carry up to eight or more 'pups' per litter so she's still got some work ahead of her. Meanwhile our concerned and dedicated father tends to the newborns as they're birthed. Again in a familiar practice, using his tongue he cleans the 'pups' of their birth juices, a mixture of oil, and other lubricants used to help slid them out during birth, as their grilles take in their first breaths of oxygen.

Bottom Right: Here's our first up-close look at a newborn car. Right no they're no bigger then a remote control car toy. This little guy has just started opening his eyes, still a bit stressed out from the birth and just taking in his surroundings. Like any newborn, they're completely helpless and dependent on their parents. It's their parent's who eventually teach them how to drive/stand-up one of the most important things a car will ever know how to do. XD

Description
Disclaimer: Everything I'm about to say is intentionally fictional, I'm not insane and actually believe this or something. XD This is actually based on this banned commercial for Durex condoms: [link]

Now this isn't the first time I've drawn a pregnant car.. XD I remember how shocked you all were just seeing THAT! Well now you'll get to see the whole rest of the process.

Top: Skipping ahead in time, the little Cobalt has been exhaustively gestating a litter of cars in her engorged belly. Being in a controlled environment within the manufacturing plant warehouse they're supplied with as much fuel (food) as needed as well as regular check-ups by qualified human technicians. Here we see our loving BMW father-to-be bringing his weakened mate some needed sustenance. All those babies inside of her is killer on her gas mileage. XP

Bottom Left: Skipping a bit further down in time, the day of birth has come. The event is similar to both human and other mammal births such as cats or dogs. Each car 'pup' is delivered vaginally (cargina remember? ) A single vehicle mother can carry up to eight or more 'pups' per litter so she's still got some work ahead of her. Meanwhile our concerned and dedicated father tends to the newborns as they're birthed. Again in a familiar practice, using his tongue he cleans the 'pups' of their birth juices, a mixture of oil, and other lubricants used to help slid them out during birth, as their grilles take in their first breaths of oxygen.

Bottom Right: Here's our first up-close look at a newborn car. Right no they're no bigger then a remote control car toy. This little guy has just started opening his eyes, still a bit stressed out from the birth and just taking in his surroundings. Like any newborn, they're completely helpless and dependent on their parents. It's their parent's who eventually teach them how to drive/stand-up one of the most important things a car will ever know how to do. XD