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Half-dude β€” Vehiclular Procreation Part 2

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Description Disclaimer: Everything I'm about to say is intentionally fictional, I'm not insane and actually believe this or something. XD This is actually based on this banned commercial for Durex condoms: [link]

Now this isn't the first time I've drawn a pregnant car.. XD I remember how shocked you all were just seeing THAT! Well now you'll get to see the whole rest of the process.

Top: Skipping ahead in time, the little Cobalt has been exhaustively gestating a litter of cars in her engorged belly. Being in a controlled environment within the manufacturing plant warehouse they're supplied with as much fuel (food) as needed as well as regular check-ups by qualified human technicians. Here we see our loving BMW father-to-be bringing his weakened mate some needed sustenance. All those babies inside of her is killer on her gas mileage. XP

Bottom Left: Skipping a bit further down in time, the day of birth has come. The event is similar to both human and other mammal births such as cats or dogs. Each car 'pup' is delivered vaginally (cargina remember? ) A single vehicle mother can carry up to eight or more 'pups' per litter so she's still got some work ahead of her. Meanwhile our concerned and dedicated father tends to the newborns as they're birthed. Again in a familiar practice, using his tongue he cleans the 'pups' of their birth juices, a mixture of oil, and other lubricants used to help slid them out during birth, as their grilles take in their first breaths of oxygen.

Bottom Right: Here's our first up-close look at a newborn car. Right no they're no bigger then a remote control car toy. This little guy has just started opening his eyes, still a bit stressed out from the birth and just taking in his surroundings. Like any newborn, they're completely helpless and dependent on their parents. It's their parent's who eventually teach them how to drive/stand-up one of the most important things a car will ever know how to do. XD
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Slimeboi59 [2022-11-03 02:14:29 +0000 UTC]

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ToonyTheLoon [2021-10-09 07:04:29 +0000 UTC]

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Hunlzzle [2019-09-25 06:24:45 +0000 UTC]

Genuinely wondering what made you actually have to write a Disclaimer lmaooo

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Half-dude In reply to Hunlzzle [2019-09-27 03:56:10 +0000 UTC]

What?

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Hunlzzle In reply to Half-dude [2019-09-27 03:56:56 +0000 UTC]

Why did you have to add a disclaimer
Also why did you have to blur all your photos?

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Half-dude In reply to Hunlzzle [2019-09-28 05:26:23 +0000 UTC]

Because piece of shit DA keeps taking down my drawings. T_T

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JacobShib670 In reply to Half-dude [2021-01-18 02:55:35 +0000 UTC]

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Hunlzzle In reply to Half-dude [2019-09-28 05:33:04 +0000 UTC]

wtf your drawings followed their guidelines right? that's dumb. dA is a dumb site anyways.Β 

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Half-dude In reply to Hunlzzle [2019-09-28 18:13:10 +0000 UTC]

Sure is, that's why I moved to Furaffinity.

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Hunlzzle In reply to Half-dude [2019-09-30 01:42:33 +0000 UTC]

I would tbh but it's too messy. The one thing I like about dA is it's not hard to navigate, but maybe I've just been on here for too long lmao.

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Half-dude In reply to Hunlzzle [2019-09-30 17:09:49 +0000 UTC]

How long has it been since you visited FA? It's not confusing at all.

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Hunlzzle In reply to Half-dude [2019-09-30 22:00:55 +0000 UTC]

About a week ago? Lol. Idk man I just prefer the dA set up, but man this site is bad. xD

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jopik [2019-09-09 22:08:24 +0000 UTC]

as a child.
i always thought anybody who owns 2 cars or more,will soon have to take of car pups,

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Half-dude In reply to jopik [2019-09-13 03:45:05 +0000 UTC]

I wish that was the case...

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jopik In reply to Half-dude [2019-09-14 18:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Well,now that I started
Β ever wonder what the car pups of a Proton Saga 1st Gen and aΒ Mercedes-Benz W124 would look like

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Lamp-Mother [2017-07-26 21:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Ah... So THAT'S how new cars are made. 😏 Just kidding. I can't believe I'm saying this, but baby cars are so cute! (Baby cars... Still struggling with this word combo...)

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Half-dude In reply to Lamp-Mother [2017-08-04 00:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Yep that's what the car manufactures don't want you to know! Lol.

Aww why the resistance? Baby cars are OBVIOUSLY cute, cars can't be cute? : )

Baby cars, carlings, car pups.. ect

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Lamp-Mother In reply to Half-dude [2017-08-04 00:48:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Car puppies! Too cute! :3

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Half-dude In reply to Lamp-Mother [2017-08-05 00:02:06 +0000 UTC]

car pup: 9.<; *hunches down on the front like hes about to pounce and then revs his tiny lil high-pitched engine*

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Lamp-Mother In reply to Half-dude [2017-08-05 03:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Heehee! Woof! This is so creative! I don't find it crazy at all! You have a marvelous imagination! You put so much effort into these things and they come across believable! How amazing! I'm just like that too!

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Half-dude In reply to Lamp-Mother [2017-08-06 05:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Did you see these? lol



There's also a more mature pictures with baby cars on other sites, if you don't mind seeing nips.
d.facdn.net/art/half-dude/1440…
c10.patreon.com/3/e30%3D/patre…
Also Im doing a fake ad for a carrier for baby cars:
c10.patreon.com/3/e30%3D/patre…

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Lamp-Mother In reply to Half-dude [2017-08-06 15:20:46 +0000 UTC]

Aw! So cute! Sure! I'll happily check them out. They're just boobs. I have my own anyway.

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Half-dude In reply to Lamp-Mother [2017-08-07 01:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah? Tell me more.. : 3 *is male*

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Lamp-Mother In reply to Half-dude [2017-08-07 02:21:57 +0000 UTC]

Eh, no thanks. I'm fine.

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TwistedSailor [2016-10-30 02:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Awesome, and I have a question, what would dealerships and factories do to a car that has defects? Like blindness or being deaf?

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Half-dude In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-10-30 09:59:26 +0000 UTC]

Being machines, those things can likely be repaired after the fact.

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TwistedSailor In reply to Half-dude [2016-10-30 18:16:44 +0000 UTC]

so if a car gets into an accident, it can be repaired? what about a permanent defect?

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Half-dude In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-10-31 04:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Probably!

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TwistedSailor In reply to Half-dude [2016-10-31 11:05:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh. I have a chiron character who's blind. Hey, which car is better: the lamborghini egoista or the bugatti chiron?

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Half-dude In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-11-01 07:42:12 +0000 UTC]

They're both ugly! : D BUT.. the Bugatti is a teeny bit hotter.

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TwistedSailor In reply to Half-dude [2016-11-01 11:08:17 +0000 UTC]

I think both cars are awesome really.

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Half-dude In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-11-02 02:54:57 +0000 UTC]

but not sexy.

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TwistedSailor In reply to Half-dude [2016-11-02 11:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Well, which one is more badass? I mean, I've made characters out of these cars already.

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Half-dude In reply to TwistedSailor [2016-11-02 15:51:59 +0000 UTC]

The lambo.

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TwistedSailor In reply to Half-dude [2016-11-03 00:24:14 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. Hey, could you try drawing the lambo egoist and the bugatti chiron? I think the egoista you'd have a hard time with though....

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DarkSepticHeart [2016-10-25 00:47:57 +0000 UTC]

love this, poor mama tho XDΒ 

I too have seen it this way =3 but theres only one little difference between your cars and mine XD
at least i think so

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xNixaa-Da-Knightx [2015-12-02 20:27:11 +0000 UTC]

Aww,poor mommy! :c I wish I can help her....I like her facikal expression,it really looks like she have strong pains and hard work! :c

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Allenstang [2015-03-16 03:24:38 +0000 UTC]

*while nobody watches, eats one of the baby cars*

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Half-dude In reply to Allenstang [2015-03-16 05:16:32 +0000 UTC]

Oo;

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Allenstang In reply to Half-dude [2015-03-16 19:26:56 +0000 UTC]

*it makes dying, screaming noises while being digested**then silence*

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Half-dude In reply to Allenstang [2015-03-16 20:21:49 +0000 UTC]

uhhhh... : 0

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Allenstang In reply to Half-dude [2015-03-17 03:21:12 +0000 UTC]

Tasty!

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Car-Mechaphilia In reply to Allenstang [2016-04-20 21:05:04 +0000 UTC]

LILLY BRUISER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

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AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2015-02-28 03:10:05 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how the cars can feel pain....

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Half-dude In reply to AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2015-02-28 06:52:53 +0000 UTC]

The same way we do I guess. XD

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Whocareshaha [2015-02-04 06:43:30 +0000 UTC]

All of this.... is so fricken cute

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Half-dude In reply to Whocareshaha [2015-02-07 06:11:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, car mating is rather cute. ^^

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Sharkyy73 In reply to Half-dude [2016-04-13 04:45:56 +0000 UTC]

Have u drew car mating

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AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2015-01-17 23:54:59 +0000 UTC]

i thought cars only gave birth to one, and trucks can carry a whole liter... still this is cute!

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AwesomeSauce5Yolo [2014-09-02 00:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Why doesn't any humans assist in helping her give birth?

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