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The Doctor is soooo right on this!Right on Tom! ACE!
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Says the Doctor who actually ADMITTED he'd done the SAME THING in the future.
revisiting a few old faces indeed.
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me
4:im not and don't say it like that
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And then David Tennant returned as the Doctor in the 50th anniversary. So did Tom Baker. And ALL the other Time Lords for a brief moment, including one that hasn't even appeared yet. Trololololol
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Says the longest-running Doctor.
Just kidding, I love 4 so much.
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I can't stop laughin' when I see this. Best deviation ever!
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Thank you VERY much! Haha
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CLASSIC WHO IS THE ONLY WHO.
ECCLESTON,YOU RUINED IT.
not that I don't like fezzes or anything like that.
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I just realised something! The 11th Doctor must be based on Ace! One because you know how she beat up that Dalek, well the 11th Doctor attempts that in The Victory of The Daleks. Two because she wore a fez first, and Three in the episode battlefield before jumping in to some things she shouts "Geronimo!"
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Ace is cooler though...
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She wore a FEZ?!?!? Ool.
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Wich episodes? I shall watch them.
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I can't remember the fez one, I'm watching a few tonight, I'll let you know. The Geronimo one was Battlefield
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I saw that! It's a good one.
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Classic Who is the best! I agree. I thought Eccleston was okay-ish but I hated Tennant. And I hate how every companion now is something amazing and wonderful... Can't they be flippin' normal! I hate how the Doctor is married too! It's so stupid! :-/
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I agree, Tenannt's Doctor is overrated (that's probably the understatement of the century), Eccelston's is one of my faves and Smith and Capaldi's I'm sorta neutral.
I ended up ditching NuWho for the classics after a while, mainly because I felt it was a) turning into a giant depressing soap opera and b) rabid fans who say the classics were shit.
I much prefer something old yet funny to something that honestly lacks in character
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Yeah...
I want back the days of scarves and average companions, and masters with beards. And rainbow coats and frills and cravats!
DOWN WITH NEW WHO
And yeah, I mean, Sarah Jane was just a bog-average reporter before she met the doctor, but Clara was just everwhere at once and river was from the future...
Can't we just go back to people like ace as companions?
And stupid clothes that only seem to work when they're being worn by the doctor.
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Oh how I wish that too! I love Ace! I really want those days back! I hope it'll change with the new Doctor, I really hope so!
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Yeah...
Now all the companions are to smart for their own good, and none of them even know how to make c-4.Β
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Yeah! The Doctor is the one who should be all clever! Take Peri Brown for instance she was (for want of a better word) thick. She didn't know anything and the Doctor was the one who always looked after things! Now all the companions are saving the world, I mean I hate all this:
The Impossible Girl
The Doctor's Wife
The Girl Who Waited
The Worlds Most Important Woman
The Woman Who Walked The Earth
I mean come on! Their are so many fanfictions about them and the Doctor it drives me nuts!
And I hate how all the companions are in love with him!
We need them to know how to make Nitro-9!
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Someone should really start up a petition or something...
This is getting ridiculous.
I mean , Clara, really?
And the master looks really bad now that he doesn't have a goatee.
D:
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Yeah! Clara is terrible! Her story was so dumb!
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NuWho isn't too bad. They just need to start referencing Classic stuff more! It drives me nuts, because no one bothers to look at what has gone on over the past 50 years, and they get all wrapped up on David Tennant. We never see fanfictions about the fourth doctor traveling with Romana, but there is a ridiculous amount of fanfiction centered around the Doctor and Rose. ARRRRRGH!
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THANK YOU!! Finally someone says it!
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Ace: you don't.
3-11: sh-shut up!
Peri: look. It's obvious. He has a crush on her.
Brig: doctor...really?
Sarah: why? Am I that evil?
Brig: no, it's just he should have told me!
Ace: what, you his father or something?
Brig: no! No... But he needs SOMEONE to look after him. When he's busy, sometimes he doesn't even eat!
Amy: awww... Who are you, anyway?
2-11+brig: brigadier alistair-lethbridge Stewart.
2-11: jinx.
Brig:Β Β I thought you were mature.
Amy: the doctor was mature? Now I've heard of everything...
4: you there! Are you a roman?
Rory: umm... Yes?
4: told you! You all owe me a liquorice allsort!
6: damn. *hands one over*
2: okay! *does the same*
11: aww....*gives a whole bag*
Rory: you...had bets? On me being- with liquo-... You know what? Never mind.
Ace: hehe. Professor...you are mad, aren't you?
1-11: yes.
1: ugh...
Peri: I still think you have a crush on her...
6: sh-shut up!
Sarah: you have a crush on me?
3-11 *blush*
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Everyone (exept jealous Jack and disbelieving Sarah) : awww....
3rd to 11th doctors (exept nine and ten, who love rose,) : shut up!
Brig: what? You are not serious...
Sarah: you....you....what?
Peri: it's obvious that he has a crush on you...
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Mel: oh Doctor! Your so cute! *gives 6 a big hug*
6: would you please get off me!
Mel:
10: *gives Mel a hug*
Jamie: oh Doctor, do you really like that wee lassie?
2: >
Grace: *holds 8s arm*
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River: Β ah! here you are! what? You....
1-11: *look at each other worriedly and then at river*
2: oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear...
8: Β you said this wouldn't happen!
4: i lied.Β
7: we should probably...
River: probably what? How did you even-
*1-11 all run off in different directions.*
Mel: they must really hate you.
River:
Leela: k-9! Fetch!
K-9: fetching the doctor now mistress.
Brig: ... I've never seen him run away before...he must really be scared of her.
Mel: he is so cute when he's blonde though...
Sarah: agreed.
River: yes, yes he is.
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Jo: I love his blond hair!
Peri: DOCTORRR! Come back!! Don't leave me!
10: *puts on 3-D glasses* what do ya think?!
1: skinny idiot!
10: Oi!
6: your a buffoon 10! And so are you 11!
11: now you look here!
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Child theta: where- where am I?
Zoe : oh my god its so cute!!!!
Sarah: aww!
Jamie: ach! It's a wee bairn!
*everone coos over him*
Brig: who's that doctor?
*8 pops out of a vent where he was hiding from river*
8: ummm.....me?
Brig: what.
Jack: AWWWW! I want him.
*6 appears from nowhere and stuns jack*
Brig: thank goodness.
Sarah: anyway.....you have....had.... A crush? On....
*all the doctors in sight, I.e 6,10,11,8 and 4 blush like tomatoes*
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Nyssa: it's adorable!
Clara: River... You where telling us about regeneration... How did you regenerate last time?
River: I got shot
6: still better exit then I ever had, I bang on the head! I ask you...
7: even that's more dignified, then what I endured... Didn't see that one coming did I...!
Grace: it was my fault...
7: yes, it was
8: no, no, no, no *aboout 10 other 'no's and glares at 7* it wasn't your fault Grace! You weren't to know!
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7: it was!
8: it wasn't!
7: shut up! *annoyed*
8: make me! *VERY annoyed*
7:Β popinjay!
8:Β Degenerate ape!
*7 and 8 beat each other up*
*awkward silence*
Brig: BK doctor! You are officially the biggest idiot there is!
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5: yes...
7: it was her fault! She was the one who carried on operating even after I told her to stop!
8: she didn't know!
Martha: I have no idea what your talking about!
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7: what do you know about it, ape?
8: call me that one more time and I swear...
1: Why am I in a room full of idiots? Why can't you all just DIE?
2: how did I come from you? You little-
9: oh you've no room to talk about little, midget!
2: oh you've done it now! I'll impale you alive!
10: damn you all! Rose is dead! There is no damn room for any more people in here! Especially you, you neon songbird!
6: shut up!
5: why am I fighting myself?
4: I'm staying well out of-
3: NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT FIVE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU! NOBODY.CARES!!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND DIE!!!!
5: baaaaahhhaaaahahahahhaahah!!!!!!!
*five starts to cry madly like this: *
4: leave him alone!
3: no!
Martha: doct-
11: Martha jones,shut up.
1: buffoons! Idiots! Troglodytes!
2: stop insulting them!
1: why is he wearing a skirt?
Jamie: oy!
2: you can insult me all you like, but NO ONE insults MY piper!
*smacks 1 in the face*
3: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
2: MAKE ME, DANDY!
3: OH YOU'VE HAD IT NOW!
7: LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU IMBECILE!
9: IDIOTS! ALL OF YOU!!!Β
10: SHUT UP NINE! N0-ONE EVER LOVED YOU! N0-ONE!
6: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD E-FVCKING-NOUGH OF YOU! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FROM 7-11! YOU'RE ALL DEGENARATE GOATSUCKERS! RASSILON HMSELF WOULDN'T LOOK AT YOU! OUT! OUT!!!!!!
1-11: *stare at 6 and then all bolt off in different directions (apart from four, who stares at him)*
6: *starts laughing hysterically and backs into a corner*
Peri: oh not again...
4: oh you poor thing... *gives six a shock blanket* i'll make you some cocoa...come and sit down on this comfy chair....
11: he said comfy chairs!
(4+6 glare at him)
11: i'll....I'll just show myself out then.....
Brig: crazy.....
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Nyssa: *hugs 5* its okay...
Peri: *looks at Mel* I don't get how we cope!
Mel: I don't think we do!
Jo: he's so grumpy!
Ian: correct
Romana: yes, very
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4: oh be quiet, you can't talk romana!
Leela : why? Is she mute?
4: no..but....ugh...I give up.....
Susan: you must really hate yourselves....
4: .....
6: *shudders*Β
4: oh no...have some cocoa, that's better isn't it? *continues mothering 6*
1: have you idiots stopped having mental breakdowns now? I forgot my hat-
4: *whacks 1 with his own stick*
1: what in heavens name was that for?
4: nobody likes a bully. Get out.
1: why should I ?
4: because if you don't, I will throw you out.Β
1: I'd like to see you try, bohemian!
4: *picks 1 up and chucks him out the central room, where he lands on 7, who hits him unconscious with his umbrella.*
Jo: wait, your...all the doctor?
4+6: *sigh*
8: *pops his head out from a vent in the ceiling where he was hiding
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Susan: grandfather, you really should be thankful to 1... If it where not for him, you wouldn't be here.
Tegan: but he's rude and a bully! I wish I could leave
7: go on then!
Tegan: maybe I will!
7: fine
Tegan: fine!
5: *comes from behind the door where he was hiding* don't leave Tegan!
Nyasa: why are you crying Doctor?
5: 1 was rude to me!
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1: you Imbecile-
6: *picks up 1 by his coat collar* Β you're so tiny! Awww...
1: shut up you-
3:*walks in,sees 1 being held by 6, and try's his hardest not to fall over laughing.*
1: what are you smiling about?
3: *smirks* nothing, I just....you just......he..... Oh rassilon it's impossible not to...
Brig: what?
Β 3:bahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhaha! oh rassilon it's too funny! Hahah!
*falls over laughing at an undignified 1*Β
1: shut up!
Romana: it is...kind of... Heh...bahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhaha! Oh god that's funny.....
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8: hehe!
Tegan: wha-? I don't get it!
5: *sniff* hehehe...
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2: it's just *smirk* timelords judge power by height... And *pfft* he doesn't have any....
1: like you can talk!
2: sh-shut up!Β
Amy: he's so teeny!
1: *undignified glare*
4: he he he.....
9: oh grow up you bloody idiots.
1-11: *stare at 9*Β
11:....I'm taller than you.
Jamie: heh....
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Tegan: I see! He is small... But 7 in even tinier! The tallest is 3 then 4!
7: be quiet!
3: yes... I'm the most powerful!
8: but... I'm the second shortest!!
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( exuse me for nitpicking, but 8 is only 4th shortest, and actually 6 is tied with 3 and 4 for the tallest but since he's cowering in a corner i'll forgive it 
4: oh don't worry you poor thing...have a banana.
8:
11: how...how did I get. On the ceiling....
9: ugh...
5: ha! I'm taller than almost all of you!
6: I'm taller than you 5.Β
5: *sulks*
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(Oohh! Right, I looked it up and you where right, the website I went on said things completely different! Lol! Maybe some of them shrunk! XD )
7: *folds arms* this is stupid...
Ace: that means your not very powerful professor! Haha!
2: shut up!
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7: then again, if wishes were giraffes, there'd be no room for the pie.
2: ...what.
6: heh. You're funny.
7: oh shut up.
8: look at all his diddly question marks, they're so cute!
10: awww....
2: *takes ones scarf and throws it to 11*
4: OY!
11: *ties the end to the roof*Β
4: well that was a waste of time!
11: no, it's a swing! See? *swings on it*
4: ooh! I want a go!
5: heh...
(Then this ends up happening ((but nine uses stronger language))
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3: and this is why I never take them out anywhere. They always act like children.
Romana II : doctor, you technically are the age of a gallifreyan teenagerΒ
Everyone: WHAT?
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Peri: *laughs* that's true!
4: there's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes!
Sarah: haha!
10: lemme have a go on the swing!!
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