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HamillJoker — Condescending 4th Doctor
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The Doctor is soooo right on this!Right on Tom! ACE!
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3: actually it's a smoking jacket, and it looks very nice, thank you very much..
4: I have to agree with 3 on this one.
1: oh shut up.
Susan: grandfather!
1-11: yes Susan?
Susan: wow....you're really young..
11: yes, yes I am!
Everyone: YOU'RE A GRANDFATHER?!?!?
9: I look pretty good for my age, don't I?
Jack: VERY good....
5: oh..be..be quiet!
7: *smirks* celery boy.
5: but...
1: yes, he does look odd, doesn't he? And that cricket bat...
5: shut up!
2: hey, I like hi-
1: be quiet!
2: respect your elders!
1: make me!
Susan: gran-
2: I hate being you. So boring and predictable. And serious. So serious.
1: well what else would I be? Childish and idiotic?
4: it no use growing up if you can't be childish sometimes!
3: that's true...
1: I can't belive my future Is in such incapable hands.
7: oh you just don't know when to stop, do you?
Susan: do you really h-
1: be quiet Susan!
2: hey! Treat her with respect! She's your family, or don't you remember that?
1: hobo!
2: fogey!
3: I'm staying out of this...
Ace: I'm assuming none of you liked him then?
7: you assume right. But one mellows with age...
7: unless you're nine.
9: shut up! I'm you, you know!
7: yes, and I cry myself to sleep even thinking about it.
9: shut up, or I will hurt you.
7: make me, pretty boy!
(9 and 7 fight)
4: oh dear, not again.6, are you alright?
6: sniff....no...
4: oh you poor thing, have some celery. It's good for timelords, you know.
6: I-I-I-I can't be-belive I used t-to be like him!
4: here, have my scarf. Come over here and sit down, I'll get you some cake.
Ace: awww! Which one is that?
3: 4...I think...
Ace: look at him, i didn't know you were such a mother hen, professor!
7: *blushes* be quiet ace....
4: there we are, (notices 8 crying) oh 8! Not again! You poor thing..
8: sniff... *continues crying*
4: oh you poor little chook! Have some jelly babies, you like them...
(4 continues to mother 6 and 8)
Sarah: aww... Look at you, I didn't realise you were such a softy.
4: *blushes*
1: ugh...sentimental idiots...
Peri: ugh my head...
4: do you want a hand up?
Peri: no, I'm fine...whoa, are...is....is um...6, crying? I didn't know he cold even feel any emotion apart from pride!
6: why does everyone hate me....
4: no, that's not true 6... 1 *everyone does murder glare at 1* decided to destroy what little self confidence he had.and 8's still sad...he never was very nice, my first regeneration...
Rory: doctor, you are making no sense.
11: have you ever known me to make sense?
Rory: fair point. But shouldn't this cause a paradox?
1-11:....
3: umm..
2: er..
7: no...no, it wouldn't. Considering we are in a stable metaphysical vortex,
5: and the vortex is moving through time, not space,
8: and we are isolated from our relative time streams...
10: it shouldn't make a difference. I've done it before.
4: would anyone like some chocolate cake?
Leela: what is choc-
4: you eat it. *gives her a slice*
Ace: yes please, professor! *takes some*
1:is that all you idiots do, eat cake and talk?
2: oh be quiet and enjoy what little freedom you have, you old fogey..
Jamie: can ah ha' some?
4: of course! *gives him some*
4: have some cake 8. *gives 8 a slice*
8: okay...*sniff*
Mel: you can't have cake! You're supp-
9: well, technically, we are outside of time, so there isn't time to be on a diet.
Sarah: you were on a diet?
7: no, mel forced me to be on one.
6: mean...
4: oh dear... Have some cake six...
6: okay...*sniffle*
Sarah: look at you, mothering them!
4: *blushes* shut up...
2: *smirks*
4: oh you don't have any room to talk!
2:
3: heh...
Jamie: ach! Yer such a sook!
4: be quiet...
Ace: your fourth self is so sweet...
Sarah: look at him, little scarf and all!
Peri: how come I got stuck with the technicolor wonder instead of him?
Susan: you are cute like that, grandfather...
4: *blushes like mad* be.. Be quiet...
Grace: aww.... He's blushing..
2: leave him alone! He's not a dog!
Sarah: well I have to say, you timelords are a lot like cats though...
2: ...
Donna: and look at 'im! He's so cute!
5: oh dear... You poor thing four...
Donna: oh! Look at the little blonde spaceman!
5:...
Ace: oh my god professor! You ain't half cute when you're blonde!
Sarah: blonde? Oh my god, you look so young!
5: please....
Jack: awww! Little blondie!
3: leave him alone jack....
Susan: you are adorable though... And you look young enough to be my brother, not my grandfather!
5: *blushes*
Ace: is he...BLUSHING? That's adorable!
Tegan: oh look at you, doc. Looks like they all like blondes!
5: *blushes very deeply* ....
4: oh give him some space, he'll suffocate otherwise.
8: poor thing....
Susan: is that you, grandfather?!?!?
8: yes....why?
Susan: you are WAY to young to be my grandfather...and look at your adorable victorian jacket! And your long hair!
8: ....
Romana: that is adorable..
7: can we please stop the doctor appreciation society now?
Ace: why? I still think you are cute when you're blonde...
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Martha: everyone seems to like blonds!
6: five is not the only blond!
11: *looks at 8* I did have nice hair!
8: I was the one that started kissing first!
1-7: ... What?
8: it's true!
Rose: even more adorable!
Jack: hell yeah!
(I think 4, 5, 6 and 8 are sooo adorable!
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(You're right, they are)
4: cake!!!
Ace: yes.
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Donna: yum!
8: *eats some*
Clara: so you had all these companions before me?!
11: yup!
5: how come their are 11 of us? How come the Valyard and the 12th are not here? Or any of the other future ones?
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4: because, as I already said, me and 8 and 6 set this up, and we only knew up to 11. Well actually, I knew up to 11 and 8 knew up to twelve. But twelve was boring, so we left him out. And six insisted on bringing 2 and 3 along as well.
6: because I said so. I wish we hadn't invited one...
1: shut up clown!
6: respect your elders you ponce!
1: ...
8: cake!!!
Donna: Mmm! Who made this cake anyway?
4: I did. Why?
Donna : I thought you were a doctor, not a chef!
4: well, I have a few doctorates...
Donna: what, in cheesemaking?
4: two in cheesemaking, yes.
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11: oh no... 12 is boring! I hope I don't regenerate any time soon! Jammy dodgers? *puts on a fez*
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3: oh! I do like those biscuits!
4: mm!
Ace: even more food? You do keep a well stocked larder, professor!
5: high metabolism rate, ace. I am a timelord, you know.
Everyone: yes, we know...
1: who are you people anyway? And how did I turn into such idiots!
10: oy!
1: let me rephrase that: how did I turn into such sensitive sentimental idiots?
9: don't we have anything better to do than insult ourselves?
1: no.
2; nope.
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Donna: why have you got celery on you? *looks at 5*
Mel: carrot juice anyone?
Martha: eww!
7: I'm revolted...
8: me too!
2: *gets out his recorder*
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2: *starts playing*
7: *starts playing his spoon* (long story, he can play the spoon)
8: *joins in with a flute*
Jamie: *plays the bagpipes*
6: *starts playing the darbuka*
5: *plays the harp of rassilon*
Mel: do you really hate carrot juice that much?
1-11: yes.
Mel:
Sarah: I had I idea you could play that many instruments that's amazing!
3-8: *blush*
Peri: *whispers:* you so have a crush on her.
3-8: *glares murderously at peri*
Mel: did you say something peri?
Peri: no...
Mel: it's just the all look like they want to kill you.
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11: we don't have a crush on Sarah!
8: shh!
Amy: *laughs hard* you t
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I like the classic too! yeah...
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LOL!! Oh Four, you're too funny! XD
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*listening to the sound of drums by chameleon circuit* yep.
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Condescending Doctor FTW. XD
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Can't wait to see him back in the TARDIS. If he comes back at all
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Yeah, well he's always said: "Ask me nicely and I'll do it."
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Yep, I've been hearing rumors that he may make a cameo
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lol Condescending Doctor is much better than condescending Wonka.
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LOL Thanks for the favorite! XDD
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you're welcome. it's so funny xD
And I see you're an old school Whovian xD
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Thank Yes I am! I love classics!
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Tom Baker and Jon Pertwee are my fave classics ^^
fave companion defo the late Sarah Jane Smith ^^
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Tom Baker, Sylvester McCoy are my favorite but I do love them all! 
Sarah Jane Smith is favorite companion too.
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WHOOT
SARAH JANE FOR THE WIN
r.i.p. Elisabeth Sladen ;o;
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I love Sarah! But I do miss Elisabeth ever so much.
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same
when I heard the news she died, I refused to believe it but... I slowly got to understand... cancer... robs all the great lives
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I know it was hard for me, as well as when I heard about Mary Tamm.
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ah yess.. who can forget that ;o;
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She was so beautiful and a great Romama!
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