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The Doctor is soooo right on this!Right on Tom! ACE!
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(This is going on longer than I expected 
Mel: you're....what? You're not even an adult?
9: I'm more than 1200 years old. I think on your world that counts.
Mel: how did you get a tardis if you're still so young? You didn't steal it did you? *smirks*
1-11: (mel being the one on the left)
Mel: you didn't...you're not serious? You sto-
11: I didn't steal it, I.....borrowed it. I will give it back! Maybe...
Romana: you STOLE her?
Rani: Im a wanted war criminal and even I don't go THAT far!
1: shut up.
Mel: but that is kinda....ridiculous. I mean...it kind of makes me question your authority...and how can you be a force for good when you steal and lie?
(6 and 8 break into tears)
8: now that you have ruined what self-belief I have left, are you happy?
Mel: wh-what?
8: I have watched my whole race burn to NOTHING! I have seen my whole life crumble before me, my family die in writhing agony, my hope flicker and die! When self belief is all you have left, and someone takes it away, what do you do then? you give up.
Mel: I didn't-
8: Are you happy now?
Mel: wh-what? Docto-
8: Are you happy now? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THE HUMAN RACE HAS NO SAVIOUR? ARE YOU?!?!?!? WHEN YOUR CIVILISATION CRUMBLES TO DUST WILL YOU BE HAPPY? WHEN ALL OF HUMANITY LIES DEAD AND BURNING AT YOUR FEET, WILL YOU BE HAPPY THEN??? WILL YOU?!?!?!?!?
Mel: d-d-doctor please.....
8: I said WILL YOU?!?!?
Mel: (in tears) no! Just....just...no!
8: good. *faints*
Everyone except 6 and 9 : .........
6: (crying)
9: you are off my good list today mel.
Mel: p-please....just leave-leave m-m-me al.....alone....
Amy: your...whole race?
Romana I,romana II and the rani: YOU WATCHED US DIE?!?!?
9-11: horribly.
Romana I,romana II and the rani: when?
9-11: the last 'great' time war...
5: oh.. that must of been awful.
11: it was worse than awful.
4: (on swing) wheee!!
Brig: this is....awkward...
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
7: Rrrr-ani! What are you doing here?!
3: your rather slow!
Rani: I've been here the whole time!
7: oh...
Romana: *looks sad*
River: Doctor... Me and you could always... Start the Time Lord race again..?
9: eww!
1-11: *run to hide*
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4: no...just...no.
River:
2: I don't even KNOW you!
Romana: we...we're all...all dead?
3: no, we're in temporal limbo so...
Rani: i can't belive I'm dead...and I didn't get to finish that crossword!
1: ugh... I am in a room full of idiots...
Ace: OI! You may be the proffessor, but I still hate you.
7: you hate me?
Ace: no, just him.
2: I'm not an idiot!
1: no, you're a hobo. A cosmic, prudent hobo.
2: just a second. *looks around and picks up a cricket bat.*
1: oh bravo, you have enough brains to pick stuff up. Well done.
2: *smacks 1 with the bat* how do you like THAT, you decrepit popinjay?
1: damn you!
3: for once, I agree with you, two! Lets smack his head in!
4: no.
2-11: NO?
4: I have better things to do than hit myself. Like...finishing my knitting, for example.
Brig: you knit?
3: when I was angry I used to knit to stop myself from committing bloody murder.
7: it didn't work.
3: hey! WHOSE fault was it again?
5: *sticks up his index finger at three*
1-11+rani+romana I/II: *gasp*
Jo: what?
2: it's a VERY bad insult on gallifrey. And when I say bad, I mean like, put you in jail bad.
Lee: well... That's....
3: i dare you to do that again, torch bug!
5: ponce!
3: celery boy!
5: victorian delusionist!
3: devils tongue!
5: *smacks 3 round the face*
3: oh you did not...
5: what are you gonna do about it, yellow-belly?
3: *smacks five around the face*
10: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
3: leave off.
5: *hits him with a cricket bat*
3: *kung-fu's 5 in the head*
*3,5 and 1O start fighting*
4: if you guys need me, I'll be over there looking after 6. And 8.
Rani: ...you....you do that
Peri: you must really hate yourself...
1-11: yes. Yes I do.
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Ace: *knocks 9 out*
10: why did you knock him out! If you kill him then I don't exist!
1: *mutters*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(We were about here.. It thik)
Rose: on earth, if you stick up your middle finger at someone it's like swearin'
11: *puts his fez on*
9: you look stupid, you know.
2: don't be mean to him!
9: you two are ridiculous! Bow ties?! *smirks*
*11+9+2 fight*
*6+8 sulk in the corner with 4 mothering them*
Ace: *gets her baseball bat and knocks 9 out*
2: who the heck are you?
Ace: ace.
4: nice name. Better than romana.
Romana 1+2 : shut up.
4: hahahahahha. No.
Adric: how did we get here anyway?
Everyone: ....
1-11: stare at six and 8.
6: *mumbles, still in tears,* five's fault.
5: WHAT?
6: (sniffle) WHO left the transdimensional beamer on?
5: oops.
5: But who decided to flick the switch?
8: *points at 6, who points at 4, who points at 8, Who points at 3 , who coughs, blushes a bit, looks down, and twiddles his thumbs*
8: him.
3: *throws a pillow at 8*
Brig: what was that you were saying about acting like children?
3: *scowls and throws a pillow at the brig, hits him smack in the face*
Sarah: *bursts into laughter*
4: who's irresponsible now, 3?
3: says the timelord on the swing.
4: hey! Growing up is only optional!
3:*throws a pillow at four, who chucks it carelessly behind him, and it hits 8 in the face. He throws it at lee, who laughs and lobs it at grace. She giggles and throws it at ace, who ducks, and it hits 11 instead. He throws it at Amy, who scowls and smacks Rory with it, who moves out the way so it hits peri. Who throws it at two, who bursts out in laughter. He then chucks it at Jamie, who isn't looking and he gets it smack in the face. He throws it at jo, who throws it at 3 again, who starts laughing and chucks it at five. He lobs it at 7, who scowls.*
Brig: mature adult eh?
3: heh...what? Oh..yeah sure. * goes back to the huge pillow fight going on.*
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11: *takes River's hands and leads her to the corner. Then takes Grace's and stands her next to River* is there anyone else here who has killed one of us Doctors on any occasion?
Grace: *glares*
11: ah! Rose...
Rose: when did I kill you?!
11: when you got possessed by the vortex or whatever and I had to save you which meant I regenerated!
8: leave Grace alone!
9: leave Rose alone!
7: he's got a point... Anyone who has killed us go stand in the corner or shame with the other three!
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10: I never realised how much of a kid I was! *grins*
11: you think you mean "are"
Clara: you always are
4: but that's the fun of it!
3: shut up.
7: never!
3: I was talking to 4
3: *throws a pillow at four, and giggles*
4: oh, ha ha. *throws it back*
Sarah: and here I thought you were the responsible ones.
3:
6: no...I...I'm..the...
4: oh you poor ikkle thing... Have some celery. Celery is good.
6: *starts eating pro-offered celery* (sniff) Mmmhmm..
Sarah: oh look at him! He looks so sad...
8: wait...Who are you?
Rory: umm...Rory?
8: roar..e? Ro-ri? Rore-i? Rorrrr-e? Ror....Ror....re...roiri...ro....um..
Your name is too confusing....Ror....Ror....ah screw it.
Rory: what?
2: *whispers to Rory, slightly embarrassed* timelords tend to find it hard to pronounce names which use singular E's in them, we tend to pronounce the R's...
differently.....
Rory: ok. So how come our docto-
5: YOUR doctor? No, if anything you're HIS companions.
Rani: Timelords are very possessive. Especially around other timelords.
2: because he regenerated near humans, so adapted to them.
11: *on swing* WHEEEEE! this is fun!
Amy: what was that about being his?
1-11: ....nothing. I didn't say anything....
2: hey! Stop hogging the swing!
Leela: you were right when you call them child.
Rani: yes, yes I was.
8: would anyone like some tequila?
7: STOP DRINKING TEQUILA!!!
8: ....but....
7: NO TEQUILA!
8: .....
4: cheer up. Have some mead.
8: yay!
5: who else heard that noise?
9: what noise?
3: I heard it...
7: me too...
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10: Cybermen incoming!
(Cybermen crash through wall)
5: I'm honestly not in the mood for this...
3: *throws a pillow at a cyberman*
Cybermen: delee!t delete! ect.
4: *shoots cyberman in the head, it explodes*
Rani: *throws a bomb at cybermen*
(Epic fight happens)
Ace: 8 seconds! *throws Nitro-9*
7: *holds hat and jumps on the floor*
River: *shoots*
3: *grabs a weapon before being shoved to the floor by Ace*
6: *starts impaling every cyberman withing reach while laughing madly*
4: DOWN! NOW!!!
(Everyone gets down except for 8, who uses a cyberman as a sheild.)
*INSERT LARGE EXPLOSION NOISE HERE*
3: ..riiight. So have you finished murdering people yet?
7: LEAVE ACE ALONE YOU!
3: MAKE ME!
7: you asked for it....
3: COME AT ME THEN...IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!
7: I. WILL. END. YOU!
Ace: umm...professor?
3: SHUT IT!
7: *smacks him in the face*
3: *kung-fues 7 in the face*
4: leave 7 alone you ponce!
3: hahahahahha no.
7: 3, shut up.
3: OH FVCK YOU SEVEN!
7: ....... *whispers* I will end you. There is nowhere you can hide. All those people who you killed? There families? Today I will end your pain. Because there won't be any saviour, any freind, any lucky getaway.you can't wriggle out of this one.I WILL kill you. There won't even be enough pieces of you to bury.
Amy: umm...
3: COME AT ME THEN!
7: *clobbers him with his umbrella*
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4: would anyone like some honey cake?
Sarah: mmm! Honey cake!
7: this is the beginning of your end 3...
9: oh my god! Please shut up! *eats a banana*
4: you shut up 9! *eats cake*
2: *eats cake*
11: *swings*
10: *puts on 3-D glasses again*
Ace: *throws a ball at seven*
7: *hits it with his umbrella*
7: sorry, reflex.
Ace: how was that a-
6-11: fIves fault.
5: MY fault? How was I to know that my love of cricket would transfer to my next regenerations?
9: seriously though, I was defusing a bomb, as you do, and right at the moment I needed to concentrate, all I could think of was how much I'd like a game of cricket. The bomb went off and I almost regenerated.
5: how is it my fault you almost died?
9 : WHO started liking cricket?
5: that's irrelevant! You're just incompetent!
9: say that again, I dare you.
4: oh shush, let me enjoy my Baijiu in peace.
Ace: wicked! Can I have some professor?
4: yes.
9: no.
10: no.
6: only if you want to get drunk.
Brig: you most certainly can't!
3+4: oh do us all a favour and shut up.
3+4: .... .... ..... ..JINX!
4: I said it first!
3: no I did!
4: no I did!
3+4: no you didn't! I-
3:...
4:...
3+4: hmm...
3+4: I still said it first though...
3+4: jinx. DAMN IT! Why are we talking in synch...I don't even...he...
what? How?
3: *looks at 4, thinking, and crosses his arms*
4: *stares at 3 and backs out through a doorway*
2: oookaaayy..
5: that was...um...
9: weird...
*4 comes out of the wardrobe wearing sixes coat*
4:this....
is...actually...REALLY comfy!
6: I know, right?
2: that...
*smiles* hmm... I wonder.... *fiddles with console*
Everyone who wants to be boring, get out of the control room before the reconfiguring happens!
*mel,rani,
river,and a lot of others leave the console room*
*CUE HUGE BRIGHT FLASH*
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Jamie: whoa...
*looks down at himself,he's wearing ace's clothes, buttons and all* DOCTOR! HAU TH' HECK DID AH' GET INTO THESE GIMMICKS?
5: hahahahahha!
*realizes he's wearing turloughs suit*
Ah damn you 2.
4: Hey! I look good in a kilt!
Turlough: *in 3's smoking jacket* wha- how....
Ace: *in 5's clothes*
Wizard! How did you do that?
7: *in 2's over-large coat* he he.
6:*in fours clothes* Ha ha ha HA!!
Wow! Look at this scarf! It's so...good! It's stripy and soft and long and twirly and wow! I love it! *promptly trips over the trailing ends*
Why did I ever stop wearing this?
These clothes are so comfy! and nice!
And....these shoes! They fit perfectly!
Grace: yup. He's the doctor.
8: HEY!
Grace:haha!
8: *in brigs uniform* Look at me! I'm the brigadier!
2:*in nines coat* I hate leather!
1:
*underneath 2's HUGE yeti-fur coat*
Mmmf!
8: damn I look good in this! *in the foppish black vampire cloak of Rassilon ( www.hiddenshallows.co.uk/ainle…)and all the velvet trimmings*
Tegan: *in the technicolor wonder-coat*
Wow...umm..
Zöe: *in 8's clothes* hahaha! Brilliant!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
(Yeah..this was where we got to)
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Rose: on earth, if you stick up your middle finger at someone it's like swearin'
11: *puts his fez on*
9: you look stupid, you know.
2: don't be mean to him!
9: you two are ridiculous! Bow ties?! *smirks*
*11+9+2 fight*
*6+8 sulk in the corner with 4 mothering them*
Ace: *gets her baseball bat and knocks 9 out*
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
2: who the heck are you?
Ace: ace.
4: nice name. Better than romana.
Romana 1+2 : shut up.
4: hahahahahha. No.
Adric: how did we get here anyway?
Everyone: ....
1-11: stare at six and 8.
6: *mumbles, still in tears,* five's fault.
5: WHAT?
6: (sniffle) WHO left the transdimensional beamer on?
5: oops.
4: But who decided to flick the switch?
8: *points at 6, who points at 4, who points at 8, Who points at 3 , who blushes a bit, looks down, and twiddles his thumbs*
8: him.
3: *throws a pillow at 8*
Brig: what was that you were saying about acting like children?
3: *scowls and throws a pillow at the brig, hits him smack in the face*
Sarah: *bursts into laughter*
4: who's irresponsible now, 3?
3: says the timelord on the swing.
4: hey! Growing up is only optional!
3:*throws a pillow at four, who chucks it carelessly behind him, and it hits 8 in the face. He throws it at lee, who laughs and lobs it at grace. She giggles and throws it at ace, who ducks, and it hits 11 instead. He throws it at Amy, who scowls and smacks Rory with it, who moves out the way so it hits peri. Who throws it at two, who bursts out in laughter. He then chucks it at Jamie, who isn't looking and he gets it smack in the face. He throws it at jo, who throws it at 3 again, who starts laughing and chucks it at five. He lobs it at 7, who scowls.*
Brig: mature adult eh?
3: heh...what? Oh..yeah sure. * goes back to the huge pillow fight going on.*
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10: I never realised how much of a kid I was! *grins*
11: you think you mean "are"
Clara: you always are
4: but that's the fun of it!
3: shut up.
7: never!
3: I was talking to 4
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3: *throws a pillow at four, and giggles*
4: oh, ha ha. *throws it back*
Sarah: and here I thought you were the responsible ones.
3:
6: no...I...I'm..the...
4: oh you poor ikkle thing... Have some celery. Celery is good.
6: *starts eating pro-offered celery* (sniff) Mmmhmm..
Sarah: oh look at him! He looks so sad...
8: wait...Who are you?
Rory: umm...Rory?
8: roar..e? Ro-ri? Rore-i? Rorrrr-e? Ror....Ror....re...roiri...ro....um..
Your name is too confusing....Ror....Ror....ah screw it.
Rory: what?
2: *whispers to Rory, slightly embarrassed:* timelords tend to find it hard to pronounce names which use singular E's in them, we tend to pronounce the R's...differently.....
Rory: ok. So how come our docto-
5: YOUR doctor? No, if anything you're HIS companions.
2: because he regenerated near humans, so adapted to them.
11: *on swing* WHEEEEE! this is fun!
Amy: what was that about being his?
1-11: ....nothing. I didn't say anything....
2: hey! Stop hogging the swing!
Leela: you were right when you call them child.
Rani: yes, yes I was.
8: would anyone like some tequila?
7: STOP DRINKING TEQUILA!!!
8: ....but....
7: NO TEQUILA!
8: .....
4: cheer up. Have some mead.
8: yay!
👍: 0 ⏩: 1
5: who else heard that noise?
9: what noise?
3: I heard it...
7: me too...
10: Cybermen
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(Cybermen crash through wall)
5: I'm honestly not in the mood for this...
3: *throws a pillow at a cyberman*
Cybermen: delee!t delete! ect.
4: *shoots cyberman in the head, it explodes*
Rani: *throws a bomb at cybermen*
(Epic fight happens)
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Ace: 8 seconds! *throws Nitro-9*
7: *holds hat and jumps on the floor*
River: *shoots*
3: *grabs a weapon before being shoved to the floor by Ace*
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6: *starts impaling every cyberman withing reach while laughing madly*
5: *throws a large smoking cylinder onto the floor and runs*
4: DOWN! NOW!!!
(Everyone gets down except for 8, who uses a cyberman as a sheild.)
*INSERT LARGE EXPLOSION NOISE HERE*
3: ..riiight. So have you finished murdering people yet?
7: LEAVE ACE ALONE YOU!
3: MAKE ME!
7: you asked for it....
3: COME AT ME THEN...IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!
7: I. WILL. END. YOU!
Ace: umm...professor?
3: SHUT IT!
7: *smacks him in the face*
3: *kung-fues 7 in the face*
4: leave 7 alone you ponce!
3: hahahahahha no.
7: 3, shut up.
3: OH FVCK YOU SEVEN!
7: ....... *whispers* I will end you. There is nowhere you can hide. All those people who you killed? There families? Today I will end your pain. Because there won't be any saviour, any freind, any lucky getaway.you can't wriggle out of this one.I WILL kill you. There won't even be enough pieces of you to bury.
Amy: umm...
3: COME AT ME THEN!
7: *clobbers him with his umbrella*
4: would anyone like some honey cake?
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Sarah: mmm! Honey cake!
7: this is the beginning of your end 3...
9: oh my god! Please shut up! *eats a banana*
4: you shut up 9! *eats cake*
2: *eats cake*
11: *swings*
10: *puts on 3-D glasses again*
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Ace: *throws a ball at seven*
7: *hits it with his umbrella*
7: sorry, reflex.
Ace: how was that a-
6-11: fIves fault.
5: MY fault? How was I to know that my love of cricket would transfer to my next regenerations?
9: seriously though, I was defusing a bomb, as you do, and right at the moment I needed to concentrate, all I could think of was how much I'd like a game of cricket. The bomb went off and I almost regenerated.
5: how is it my fault you almost died?
9 : WHO started liking cricket?
5: that's irrelevant! You're just incompetent!
9: say that again, I dare you.
4: oh shush, let me enjoy my Baijiu in peace.
Ace: wicked! Can I have some professor?
| 4: yes.
All at once: < 9: no.
| 10: no.
| 6: only if you want to get drunk.
Brig: you most certainly can't!
3+4: oh do us all a favour and shut up.
3+4: .... .... ..... ..JINX!
4: I said it first!
3: no I did!
4: no I did!
3+4: no you didn't! I-
3:...
4:...
3+4: hmm...
3+4: I still said it first though...
4: jinx.*sticks his tongue out at 3*
4: heh.
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*4 comes out of the wardrobe wearing sixes coat*
4: this is...actually REALLY comfy.
6: I know, right?
2: I have an idea... *fiddles with console*
Everyone who wants to be boring, get out of the control room before the reconfiguring happens!
*mel,rani,
river,and a lot of others leave the console room*
*CUE HUGE BRIGHT FLASH*
Jamie: whoa...
*looks down at himself,he's wearing ace's clothes, buttons and all* DOCTOR! HAU TH' HECK DID AH' GET INTO THESE GIMMICKS?
5: hahahahahha!
*realizes he's wearing turloughs suit*
Ah damn you 2.
4: Hey! I look good in a kilt!
Turlough: *in 3's smoking jacket* wha- how....
Ace: *in 5's clothes*
Wizard! How did you do that?
7: *in 2's over-large coat* he he.
6:*in fours clothes* Wow! Look at this scarf! I love it! *promptly trips over the trailing ends*
Why did I ever stop wearing this?
8: hahaha! Look at me! I'm the brigadier!
2:*in nines coat* I hate leather!
1:
*underneath 2's HUGE yeti-fur coat*
Mmmf!
8: damn I look good in this! *in the foppish black vampire cloak of Rassilon and all the velvet trimmings*
Tegan: *in the technicolor wonder-coat*
Wow...umm..
Zöe: *in 8's clothes* hahaha! Brilliant!
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Yes I was.
I'm glad someone agrees with me.
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Yeah, same here! My friend is like 'I thought you where a loyal fan!' And my other friends only like new Who! I don't like it when someone says they are a Whovian and has no clue as to who Sylvester McCoy is! I don't think they know what insanities are pouring out of the gaping hole in their face!
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"A whovian who doesn't know who sylvester mcCoy is"
That has go to be an oxymoron..
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Oh it's so annoying! My 2 'friends' say they don't like Doctor Who anymore because the new Doctor is old! These people probably think Matt Smith is the 3rd Doctor! I mean these people are not true Whovians! They said they where really fans! They thought Peri Brown and Mel Bush where Doctors!!
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Show them classic who then.
Can't be a proper whovian without watching some bakers.
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I agree!! The Bakers are my life! And the Mcgann! And the rest!
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They would have done mcganan as the doctor on TV aswell.
He was so good at it!
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He was perfect at it! I think the story of the movie was too Americanised and a bit dumb at places, but he was so good you kind of forgot the the stupid parts! He was a mix of funny, passionate, brave and all the things the Doctor should be! Though, he did get the Doctor into snogging the companions and in a book he did kind of have *cough, cough* with a human girl... But who cares he's so adorable I'll forgive him for starting one of the things that annoys me about new Who!
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I think to be classified as a whovian, you need to have at least watched one episode per doctor.
Not one or two though, because hardly any of theirs exist anymore...
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I totally agree!
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Mm..
And I think the eighth doctor was unfairly only given a movie.
Mcgann was great.
And I wish we had seen more of 6..
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I love the Eighth Doctor! I think he's the Doctor I've loved the most and when I started watching DW I went onto the website and I couldn't stop looking at 6th Doctor photos! I just loved the colour of it! Now The 8th Doctor's style I love the most, but I love Six so much too!
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Yeah!
Those two would get along great...
I love multi doctor stuff, the more doctors the better!
...especially when they fight...
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Hahaha! I can imagine! I think I may write a story about them both! Because my little sister is so nuts with Colin Baker he is her style icon! XD I don't think that's a good thing! I love The Two Doctors story!
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I really want to see a story where all the doctors 2-7 meet.
3,2, and six wouldn't stop arguing!
3: shut up!
2: make me!
6: ponce!
3: circus clown!
2: dandy!
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Hahahaha! Yes, tht would be soo very epic! That would be soo funny! I once watched a video on YouTube and someone had done that with the figures of 1-11 and it was like
8: and you, what are you doing here?
1: you needn't look at me like that young man!
8: that's rather harsh! Are you going to talk to me?
1: I'm not senile!
5: you two keep quite!
XD
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Heh yeah...
7: *biffs 1 with his umbrella lightly* respect your elders!
1: hmm!
8: oh no... It's all my fault...I'm sorry (being generally adorable)
4: jelly babies?
8: oh yes please!
11: I want some!
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6: (mutters)
9: what you all doin' 'ere?
5: I might ask the same question
4: (wonders off) oh look! Some rocks!
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11: ooooh! Rocks! Rocky-rockity rocks!
1: I regenerate into you lot?
2-11: yes!
1: ....I would kill myself, if I didn't know it would just bring you idiots closer.
2-11: ....
8: sniff....
4: oh no...
8: sniff.....sniff....
6: cvap...
8:bubububu..... Bwaaaa!*starts crying*
4: oh look you idiot. You made him cry.
1: hmm!
2: you ponce! Now look what you've done!
1: but...
5: no don't cry poor whittle theta.... Look! Celery!
8: sniff...
6: you idiot! You've made him cry! You made yourself cry!
1: myself? I would never turn into such clowns! Celery loving idiots!
5: bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahaaa! *bursts into tears aswell*
9: ....you twat.
1: ...*scowls guiltily*
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6: *looks at 5* I used to be that...?
7: *looks at 1* you EEVIILL!
10: come along! No more crying or being rude-
5: who are you?!
10: I'm you!
5: *mutters* skinny idiot!
10: Oi!
8: *snifs*
11: bow ties are cool
6: are you trying to be funny!? You have no dress sense what so ever!
11: *bursts into tears*
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3: oh god....
4: I probably shouldn't of brought us all here...
1-11: YOU BROUGHT US HERE?
4: me and eight did, for fun....
8: sniff.....
1: you're all insufferable idiots.
6: may I borrow your cricket bat?
5: uhh...okay...
6: *smacks 1 several times while shouting:"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"*
Amy: doctor? What is happenin-*sees the carnage taking place* oh.
6: well fu-
7: ummm.....
4: er......
11: I honestly have no idea! Jelly babies?
4: oi! Stop stealing my jelly babies!
11: you're technically me! It's not stealing!
6: it is!
11: is not!
4: give them BACK!
11: NO!
8: we....we're the...same person...why-why are we fighting?!??!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA *cries*
Amy: okay....now I know I've gone crazy...
6: what...what do you mean?
Rory : oh look at that idiot wearing the celery!heh!
5: bwaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahaaa*cries*
7: oh look what you did, you ponce!
8: sniffle...
7: you made me cry!
Amy: you? But...that's.... Doctor?
1-11: yes?
Amy: no..I meant THE doctor..
1-11: umm...yes?
Amy: you're...you're all the doctor?
6: obviously.
2: yes.
9: yup.
11: umm...yes, in a sense...
10: yes! Yes we are! How we got her though...
*everyone stares at four*
4: what? I was bored,and I missed being the cosmic hobo!
2: you...you...missed being me.....why?
4: because fur coats and pipers and yetis!
*2 and 4 hug*
6, to amy: welcome to the crazy house....
10: I'm not crazy!....well...maybe a bit...
11: yeah...
6: shut up.
11: who me?
6: no, *glares at one* him.
1: oh shut up.i can't belive my future is in such incapable hands....Dandies and clowns, that's all you are!
*2,3,6,7,9 and 10 all start beating up one*
4: well, this could be interesting.popcorn?
11: yes please! *takes a handful from the overflowing bucket*
Amy: you're...watching you beat up yourself, and have popcorn?
4: and jelly babies!
Rory: yum.
Amy: but...isn't this a paradox doctor?
11: nope!
4: I don't think so!
8: evil old man...
4: oh cheer up. Have some jelly babies!
8: *cheers up* okay! * eats jelly babies*
Rory: what the heck is going on....
River: hi mum, dad, *sees the doctors* doctor, what the heck?
11: ahem..
River: oh right, DOCTORS, what the heck?
Jamie: wha'...where am I?
2-11: Jamie!
Jamie: doctor?
2: * whispers in Jamie's ear*
Jamie: doctors? Oh look, it tha' fun doctor in th' technicolor!
6: what of it?
Jamie: does anyone know ow I got ere?
2-11: ......no...
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Peri: *steps out TARDIS* Doctorrr?
Mel: Doctor! And Doctor!
9: we're all Doctor's...
Romana: oh lord... Why are two of you crying?
5: that one with the large nose called me a idiot!
Rory: um...
Ace: Professor!
1-11: yes?!
Jack: 11 Doctor's... I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now...
10: Jack!
Peri: that's sick!
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(We could write a whole series like this...lol)
Sarah j : how did we....oh no...
3-11 : SARAH!!!
(3-11 dogpile on Sarah)
1: why do I regenerate into these idiots....
6: that's it. DIE YOU COLD, CRUEL PONCE!
*6 proceeds to beat 1 with his umbrella shouting "DIE!" Over and over*
Everyone: .........
Jack: I like a guy with passion...
6: *proceeds to starts whacking jack with his umbrella till jack loses consciousness.*
5: that...wasn't very nice....
6: shut it celery boy.
5: yes sir.....
Ace: you...you're not very nice in that regen...
7: thankfully, I outgrew being a idiot.
6: oh ha ha. You utter dimwit.
7: technicolor Buffon!
6: Ponce!
7: clown!
* cue umbrella fight of epic proportions*
4: would anyone like a jelly baby?
Ace: wicked, professor! *takes some*
Jo: um..okay? *takes one*
Leela: okay!
11: sure! Jelly babies in custard, yum..
Sarah: you...you're sitting here, while yourselves are beating each other up, and you're eating jelly babies?
Everyone: ....
8: yes my dear. I don't belive I've acquainted myself. I am the 8th regeneration of the doctor. A pleasure. *kisses her hand*
Sarah: *blushes like crazy*
(Doctors 3-6 glare angrily at 8)
4: there's popcorn too!
Romana: ooh. *eats popcorn*
Peri: are you ALL the doctor?
2: finally someone got it! Yes, no, kind of. We should probably number ourselves.
4: I'm 1!
3: no, you cosmic hobo-
2: hey!
3: I was talking to him! It's in regeneration order you Idiot!
4: well, if I'm an idiot, what are you? You stupid dandy...
10: shut up!
3&4: yes sir...
2: so I'm 2,
3: then I should be 3...
4: and I think you can figure me out. I'm 7.5
5: no, you're 4.
4: fine...I'm four then.. But you have to be five!
5: of course I'm fine! Oh sorry, I misheard you. I'm five then.
6: what, five years old?
5: no... I ..I meant I am the fifth regeneration!
6: oh. I'm six then.of course. And that idiot over there is one.
7: *lifts his hat in his iconic way* I should be seven then.i think.
8: I belive I have already said-
(3,4,5 and 6 glare murderously at him for kissing THEIR sarah)
8: I'm....I'm...I...I....*freaks out under the intense glare of the two doctors* AHHHHHHHH...please don't kill me....I'm...8.....ahh! *Runs away from 3 & 4*
9: stop scaring each other!
4: but he kissed...
3: and ....
9: I'm 9.
10: I'm 10!
11: and I'm..5! Just kidding, I'm eleven.
Peri: okay then...wait....*looks at Sarah, then back at the doctors* you...you...
6: shut up.
Peri: *smiles*
6: Shut. Up.
Peri: you-
(Tardis shocks her unconscious)
Ace: is she alright professor?
2-11: yes!
6: *sighs, relived that the tardis saved him from that embarrassment* she will be alright.
Amy: what was she going to say?
3-6 : nothing important! I think....
Sarah: *is suspicious*
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(Haha yeah!)
Jamie: hey! You! In the dreadful coat! You can't keep beating one or you might never exist!
2: he's right, you know!
6: I highly doubt you can kill someone with a umbrella!
5: you could with a cricket bat!
Ace: or a baseball bat!
7: *pushes past Donna to get to Ace*
Donna: Oi! Watch it Spaceman!
3: who does this highly rude young lady belong to!
Donna: highly rude young WHAT??!!
10: that would be me! I just wanted a mate
9: you just wanted to mate?!
Jack: I like the sound of that!
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6: Jamie, you may be my most faithful freind, and I miss you dearly, but since this vortex captured us in an incorporeal time, we can't die. I just want to show him his lesson. And it's all peri's fault.
Peri: WHAT?!?!??!?
6: who decided to run ahead? You did! Wo decided to step in the spetrox nest?
YOU did! WHO decided to get separated from me? YOU DID!
Peri: what does the spetrox toxaemia have to do with it?
6: it made m brain chemically imbalanced and made me go all... You know...
Peri: bipolar? Crazy? Phsycopathic?
6: ...yes.
7: and I'm not from space! I'm from gallifrey! YOU'RE the alien here!
Donna: shut up you dunce.
7: I honestly don't know WHAT you see in her 10...
3: another rude idiot,perhaps?
10: oi! I'm not....okay, I AM a bit rude but I'm not.....fine, I'm an idiot too...
4: hey, five.... Come here for a second
(Furtive whispering between the two)
5: no....maybe.....yes....rassilon preserve us no!
4: okay then... Six! Get over here!
6: what? *comes over*
* four and five herd him into the clothes room*
6: mfff! You louts! what are you-
-awkward silence ensues-
8: Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand--
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep--while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
Ace: what was that for, professor?
8: it's a very famous poem by an old freind of mine.
Sarah: you can recite poety?
8: in 3079 languages.
Jack: I love a man with inspiration...
7: shut up and stop flirting.
Jack: fine... Oh la la! I love a man in a kilt!
Jamie: *scared* help......
Jack: okay....
2: you leave Jamie alone jack!
Jack :
Rory: I think Im going crazy...
Ace: if you're crazy, then what's the professor?
7: yes, thank you ace...oh look it's five. What happened?
5: he put up a fight.
Amy: what were you doing to him?
4: getting him to be less....garish. It didn't work. He decided to take my scarf. And and old jacket in there.
6: this scarf is delightful! I can't belive I ever stopped wearing it.
4: give that back!
6: hahahahahaha-No.
1: why do I turn into such idiots! That fancy dressed moron, with the intelligence of a sieve! Looks at his odd curly hair...
6: sh-sh-shut up!
2: stop it, you're making him sad!
1: it's what that clown deserves! I wouldn't be surprised if he regenerated of embarrassment!
6: b-b-b-but......
Jamie: yer not. He's not... He cannae be cryin' ! He wa' so strong!
7: yes but underneath he is just five.
Amy: doctor? Oh wait....numbered.... 11?
11: yes?
Amy: do you have any popcorn left?
11: yup!
1: you rainbow idiot! You buffoon! You dimwitted ape!
6: shut....up
1: ponce!
6: but but but b- I hate you! *sniff* I hate you all! Go away! (Starts crying like crazy)
2: 1, you are an idiot.
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3: you buffoon! Now you've made six cry! Who next?!
1: *pokes 3 with his stick*
Susan: grandfather! Please!
1: be quiet Susan!
10: *puts hands in pockets* well... He has got a point... That's coats a bit.. Er...
1: well you blundering idiot! If your trying to say something, say it!
10: wha-?! *sulks*
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