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...And you're to blame. Haha, I'm hilarious.

Thought of this at work and drew it up. Woman was discovered dead on road, police were called, yadda yadda yadda. The one clue at the scene was a lone love letter, leading the detectives to believe that she was killed by someone she knew. Mysterious, indeed! Maybe she tried to confess and got shot because of it, or maybe it was a robbery. Who knows? Speaking of that, take my zoomer advice and don't simp. There's a reason why they're made fun of. If you do, you'll turn out like this lady here, with a broken heart. Or dead, I guess. Whichever one's worse.

I wasn't sure if this would qualify as nudity or not, but I looked in the help area, and it said genetalia and female nipples counted. By that measure, glutes are okay! Heck yeah. No mature content gang gang. It's my personal moral code, what can I say. I have standards and I will stand by them. There are always multiple ways to present a subject matter, even nudity. The default response is eroticism, but there are ways to evict others instead. That's what I tried to do here. Think outside the box, is what I say.

You ever draw something or do something particularly well and think, "X could NEVER?" Yeah, that's how I'm feeling. The perspective, the composition, the lighting... I'm very satisfied with it. Slow and steady wins the race, and hard work beats talent, every time! Imagine being lazy in current year. Why even bother doing something if you don't give it your all? Lame. One quality image is better than 10 average ones.

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...And you're to blame. Haha, I'm hilarious.

Thought of this at work and drew it up. Woman was discovered dead on road, police were called, yadda yadda yadda. The one clue at the scene was a lone love letter, leading the detectives to believe that she was killed by someone she knew. Mysterious, indeed! Maybe she tried to confess and got shot because of it, or maybe it was a robbery. Who knows? Speaking of that, take my zoomer advice and don't simp. There's a reason why they're made fun of. If you do, you'll turn out like this lady here, with a broken heart. Or dead, I guess. Whichever one's worse.

I wasn't sure if this would qualify as nudity or not, but I looked in the help area, and it said genetalia and female nipples counted. By that measure, glutes are okay! Heck yeah. No mature content gang gang. It's my personal moral code, what can I say. I have standards and I will stand by them. There are always multiple ways to present a subject matter, even nudity. The default response is eroticism, but there are ways to evict others instead. That's what I tried to do here. Think outside the box, is what I say.

You ever draw something or do something particularly well and think, "X could NEVER?" Yeah, that's how I'm feeling. The perspective, the composition, the lighting... I'm very satisfied with it. Slow and steady wins the race, and hard work beats talent, every time! Imagine being lazy in current year. Why even bother doing something if you don't give it your all? Lame. One quality image is better than 10 average ones.