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This is Repo's gift for 's Darkhorse as demanded [link] (here).

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Repo: Dark Horse you're filthy! Here let me help.

Hi its Repo with Fluffwow! You'll be saying "wow" every time you use this Fluff. Its like a Seeker, its like Tube, its like a sponge.

Now a regular Tube doesn't work for Cons, but this works Con or Bot. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the throne. Fluffwow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work!

Why would you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't even drip, doesn't make a mess. You just ring it out, wash it in the washing machine. Made right here in the base, you know we always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half, doesn't die. Use one in the washracks, use the other for personal use . Autobots, they use it as a towel...look at that, completely dry...Put a wet victim, roll it up, look it completely dries your victims.

Heres some energon; blood, oil, energon, wet stains. Not only is the damage going to be on top, theres freakin' mildew. Thats gonna smell, see that? Now I'm going to do this in real time, look at this. Put it on the spill, turn it over, without even putting on any pressure 50% of the energons up, you following me Dark Horse?

The other 50%, the color starts to come up, no other towels gonna do that, it acts like a vacuum! And look at this, virtually dry on the bottom, see what I'm tellin' ya?

Fluffwow, you'll be saying "wow" every time.

Minimus: I cant live without it, I just love it!!

Jinx: Oh my gosh, I dont even buy paper towels anymore...

MPH88: If you're going to wash your cars or any kind of vehicle, you'd be out of your mind not to own one of these!

Axis: All I can say is Fluffwow!

Hypnos: hes my baby! give him BACK!!! *gets shoved out of the way*

Repo: You're gonna spend 20 credits every month on paper towels anyway. This Fluffwow is for everything, every day use. This lasts 10 years *tosses a towel away* this lasts a millenium! *holds up Fluff* I dont know, it sells itself.

The Fluffwow sells for $19.95, but since you're going to kill me, you get this exclusive offer for free!. Comes with a 10 year warranty.

Special Features Include:

-Extra cute, for attracting babes

-Self Cleaning

-Eats dirt, literally

-Doubles as an Autobot hostage

-Super Absorbency

-Cleans any surface

-Extra long tongue for getting those hard to reach places.

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Fluff + Repo + Hypnos:

Minimus:

Jinx:

MPH88:

Axis:

DarkHorse:

ALL OF THIS FOR !!!!!

Description
This is Repo's gift for 's Darkhorse as demanded [link] (here).

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Repo: Dark Horse you're filthy! Here let me help.

Hi its Repo with Fluffwow! You'll be saying "wow" every time you use this Fluff. Its like a Seeker, its like Tube, its like a sponge.

Now a regular Tube doesn't work for Cons, but this works Con or Bot. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the throne. Fluffwow holds twenty times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work!

Why would you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't even drip, doesn't make a mess. You just ring it out, wash it in the washing machine. Made right here in the base, you know we always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half, doesn't die. Use one in the washracks, use the other for personal use . Autobots, they use it as a towel...look at that, completely dry...Put a wet victim, roll it up, look it completely dries your victims.

Heres some energon; blood, oil, energon, wet stains. Not only is the damage going to be on top, theres freakin' mildew. Thats gonna smell, see that? Now I'm going to do this in real time, look at this. Put it on the spill, turn it over, without even putting on any pressure 50% of the energons up, you following me Dark Horse?

The other 50%, the color starts to come up, no other towels gonna do that, it acts like a vacuum! And look at this, virtually dry on the bottom, see what I'm tellin' ya?

Fluffwow, you'll be saying "wow" every time.

Minimus: I cant live without it, I just love it!!

Jinx: Oh my gosh, I dont even buy paper towels anymore...

MPH88: If you're going to wash your cars or any kind of vehicle, you'd be out of your mind not to own one of these!

Axis: All I can say is Fluffwow!

Hypnos: hes my baby! give him BACK!!! *gets shoved out of the way*

Repo: You're gonna spend 20 credits every month on paper towels anyway. This Fluffwow is for everything, every day use. This lasts 10 years *tosses a towel away* this lasts a millenium! *holds up Fluff* I dont know, it sells itself.

The Fluffwow sells for $19.95, but since you're going to kill me, you get this exclusive offer for free!. Comes with a 10 year warranty.

Special Features Include:

-Extra cute, for attracting babes

-Self Cleaning

-Eats dirt, literally

-Doubles as an Autobot hostage

-Super Absorbency

-Cleans any surface

-Extra long tongue for getting those hard to reach places.

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Fluff + Repo + Hypnos:

Minimus:

Jinx:

MPH88:

Axis:

DarkHorse:

ALL OF THIS FOR !!!!!