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Published: 2014-05-30 22:06:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 1992; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 5
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Just a screenshot of what happened when I screwed around some time ago with the size-changing console command. I ended up spawning a tiny Alduin inside Archer's house.To think that Archer even once actually feared Alduin... Now what is he supposed to do?
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I think I read a Fanfic with the same idea. I.e the small Alduin part.... though he turned Female.... no idea how that worksΒ Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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That... is quite the turn of events, I'll admit. Don't know how that works either.
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If his power shrank as well as his size, I'd say that's a fitting punishment. And speaking of fitting, I'd kind of like to see the little guy after he's eaten one of those big cheeses.
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The little World Eater would probably not be able to finish the entire cheese wheel and have to set the leftovers aside before falling into a blissful food coma.
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I'm just imaging Alduin with the voice that the got when she was turned into a cat in The Emperor's New Groove
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Haha, nice!
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*High pitch voice*: I'm back to bring the... why are you looking at me like that?
PFFFF
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Now I really wonder what Alduin would sound like after inhaling a bunch of Helium.
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Huh, you gave me an idea
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(Sees that Alduin has shrunken in size) (Whispers) Fool.
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OOH! Now I want to summon a cute lil'Odahviing inside Breezehome!
Emilia: Awww, look at you, Odahviing! You're so tiny and sweet!Β Β
Odahviing: Dovahkiin, please, stop. This is humiliating.Β Β
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He'd be like a tiny, fire breathing parakeet!
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Which is the best kind of pet. Truth.
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I'd be to busy laughing my ass off to say anything to be perfectly honest if this happened in my game. I could see a few of my characters wanting to keep him as a pet. However I wonder what my characters kids might say.
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"Daddy, can I take him for a walk! I'll promise to remember to have him wear the fire-resistant collar this time!"
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lol!
Kind of reminds me how I wanted a Deathhound around the Homestead as well, that would of been awesome.
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I say scratch him under the chin and speak baby talk to him. He's such a cutie! Just remember Norbert from Harry Potter and get out of the way if he starts to sneeze.
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Oh yeah, definitely not a good idea to stand in the blast radius when it happens.
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keep it as a wittle baby!!!!
and raise it ...Archer style >.>
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He'd probably have to look for a "How to raise your Dragon" book somewhere.
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Thought: Hug it! Hug the cute little evil looking thing!
I also thought about the ending of the fight against Alduin. It's kinda speculating whether he's really gone or not. I like this scenario.
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Now he's tiny and adorable!
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I love how Lydia and Archer look at each other not knowing how to respond XD
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Confession, I would love a tiny Alduin <3 But he would have to be kept on a leash incase he tries to cause havoc and harvest souls...little guy could get hurt lol
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Can't have him in the Alchemy Laboratory either⦠wouldn't want him going near the Dwarven Oil especially.
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He's so cute!! You should keep him as a pet!
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"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishyβ¦"
[baby talk continues, Alduin is not impressed]
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"Come on Lydia we need to find that guy! What's the address again?"
"P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"
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"Fear me, Fear me, FEAR ME!!!" - Tiny AlduinΒ
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I can imagine him saying such a thing in a tiny Dragon-voice.
"I am fire! I am DEATH! STOP TRYING TO HUG ME MORTAL!"
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When he was big, you can be scared of him, true. But when's so tiny like here, hug him, and cuddle him and love him so much, that he will be affraid of you.
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According to Machiavelli, that makes perfect sense!
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.....Why is there a Mini Aludin here? Can I keep it though? C:
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I wish you good luck... I'm not sure if Alduin would appreciate being relegated to a pet.
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Well its not for me. Its for my girlfriend. Lets say she modded and she wants to have a Tiny Aludin.
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Lydia: Archer, you done f**ked up this time.
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It's not that big of a problem, really... He's only as big as a small dog anyways.
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Can I keep him? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *breath*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*deep breath*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
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It would be a funny sight, seeing a little fire-breathing dragon chasing him around Whiterun.
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Or you could just make him do this: media.tumblr.com/6203a3287deb7β¦
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Ah yes! Alduin will heat up Nazeem's tea so much that he'll burn his tongue! GENIUS
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Not quite what I had in mind but yeah, we can go with that.
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if his powers are the same, than doesn't that make him even more threatening since he can fly around faster and is harder target for Dragonrend? oh Daenarys would be proud! (please tell me I'm spelling that right)
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I think you spelled it right. Though I don't think Archer wants to raise tiny Alduin as a child like Daenerys...Β
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I'd honestly be more worried if she showed up looking for him as some sort of lost brood or something. That said, I do know of another Dovahkiin by that very name
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I presume only his size changed and his powers are still the same?
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Nah, I imagine that his Fire Breath Shout would be reduced to a tiny gout of flame and smoke.
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At least he can keep your fireplace lit. Or deal with walking mannequins.
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