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Published: 2012-06-06 21:53:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 20132; Favourites: 202; Downloads: 105
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Description Archer makes Ulfric pay for the deliberate mistreatment of Argonians in Windhelm.

Comic deeply inspired by a conversation with

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Comments: 188

flyboy178 In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 05:47:46 +0000 UTC]

whats the meter for the ballad? i cant get it to roll off the toung right.

  

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to flyboy178 [2013-11-28 04:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'd guess that it would be a pretty awkward one. If I'd put some more effort into this at the time I might've been able to pull off an actual song.

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flyboy178 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-11-29 00:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Well its clever, not like every poem needs to sound like a song. Look at the ballad of Olaf One Eye.

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suthnmeh In reply to ??? [2013-11-05 11:32:00 +0000 UTC]

The poem was the icing in the cake. Thank you.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to suthnmeh [2013-11-05 20:05:04 +0000 UTC]

Heh, thanks! Had fun writing that little part.

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suthnmeh In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-11-05 21:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Looks like you did XD

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matthew-123 In reply to ??? [2013-10-25 05:15:23 +0000 UTC]

Ulfric killed by a broom.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to matthew-123 [2013-10-25 14:42:39 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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matthew-123 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-11-05 06:21:57 +0000 UTC]

3 letters wtf.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to matthew-123 [2013-11-05 20:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Yep.

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StalinGrad6 In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 16:46:17 +0000 UTC]

zomg EPICALLY AWESOME i love it +10

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to StalinGrad6 [2013-09-26 19:38:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! 

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blkmeow13 In reply to ??? [2013-08-17 15:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh, how I wish the bards sang this, in-game.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to blkmeow13 [2013-08-17 16:26:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I wonder what kind of music they'd be putting it to.

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TheFalloutGuy [2013-07-26 15:58:38 +0000 UTC]

i would hate being beaten to death by a broom...

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to TheFalloutGuy [2013-07-26 21:23:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it'd be a pretty horrible way to go.

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Cman2084 In reply to ??? [2013-07-14 20:50:59 +0000 UTC]

Wow fudging funny

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Cman2084 [2013-07-15 01:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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RebelliousElite99 In reply to ??? [2013-06-08 05:52:05 +0000 UTC]

...What about the Dunmer...?

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to RebelliousElite99 [2013-06-08 14:14:55 +0000 UTC]

Some people would say that the Dunmer deserved getting their homeland overrun by Argonians, but two wrongs don't really make a right.

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

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RebelliousElite99 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-06-12 19:49:14 +0000 UTC]

Would that be Archer's opinion as well, or just yours?
Just a bit curious; your character is awesome, after all!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to RebelliousElite99 [2013-06-12 20:20:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty sure Archer would agree me; he's not the kind of guy to hold a grudge for long.

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Kingofthecouch In reply to ??? [2013-04-19 00:51:44 +0000 UTC]

i wish u could use a broom as a weapon

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Kingofthecouch [2013-04-19 00:55:21 +0000 UTC]

If you've got Skyrim for PC then you can search for the Handyman mod.

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Kingofthecouch In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-07-09 23:08:44 +0000 UTC]

most interesting

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Toxic-Hotdog [2013-04-16 02:33:57 +0000 UTC]

I really wish there were executions for people who are on their knees. It would make that moment so sweet and memorable.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Toxic-Hotdog [2013-04-16 13:16:01 +0000 UTC]

I think there are, but they only work on "normal" NPCs, as in not Ulfric, for some reason.

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Toxic-Hotdog In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-04-16 14:25:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh believe me I tried. There is no execution for somebody on the floor.
Didn't even work on Tullius.

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Toxic-Hotdog [2013-04-16 19:09:27 +0000 UTC]

There is, it just doesn't work on NPC's with scripted deaths such as Tullius and Ulfric.

If you get a normal NPC alone when they're on the floor and they're facing you directly, you'd have a chance to get an execution, especially if you've got the decapitation perk.

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Toxic-Hotdog In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-04-16 19:18:33 +0000 UTC]


I never got one before. And one handed is the only combat skill tree I use.

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Skianous In reply to Toxic-Hotdog [2013-05-29 10:29:31 +0000 UTC]

I remember seeing Erik the Slayer killing his first bandit chief when the latter was down on his knees... He was using an iron sword, so I guess you can also do that. I'm on PS3, by the way.

And I never managed to kill Ulfric with a finishing move; I could kill Galmar with a double shield bash, but never managed to do it on the rebels' boss.

In the end, I decided to kill him with the Thu'um. That's for you, Torygg !

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Toxic-Hotdog In reply to Skianous [2013-05-30 07:13:39 +0000 UTC]

I personally try to keep myself neutral when it comes to that civil war quest. I played both sides before but I never really grasped the political part. Policitcs bore me!

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GhoulMine1 In reply to ??? [2013-03-21 23:35:58 +0000 UTC]

Now if only I could try this on Tullius and convince Ulfric to be less of an ass................

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to GhoulMine1 [2013-03-22 01:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Tullius actually wears armor. You're gonna need a reinforced broom. And hope that Tullius is allergic to dust.

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GhoulMine1 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-03-22 01:28:04 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm, I'm gonna have to borrow Chuck Greene's construction desk............

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to GhoulMine1 [2013-03-22 02:14:55 +0000 UTC]

Spoken like a true handyman!

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magicburrito In reply to ??? [2013-03-09 20:46:07 +0000 UTC]

i wish you could wield a broom... EPIC BROOM DRAGON BEAT DOWN!!!!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to magicburrito [2013-03-09 21:14:16 +0000 UTC]

Shove the broom up their noses, that'll teach them to mess with the Handyman!

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OniVrask In reply to ??? [2013-03-02 20:25:55 +0000 UTC]

That is so damn funny! Ulfric got his for sure!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to OniVrask [2013-03-02 20:45:12 +0000 UTC]

The guy deserved it, he hates Argonians.

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OniVrask In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-03-02 20:56:50 +0000 UTC]

Deffinately! I'd like to see him fed to that giant slaughterfish from Oblivion myself.

On that note...Bethesda needs to add sea creatures to Elder Scrolls games and not just fish.

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Whisper292 [2013-02-28 13:12:45 +0000 UTC]



I think I read your comics in reverse order. The Sovngarde one makes so much more sense now!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Whisper292 [2013-02-28 22:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, the Sovngarde comic came after this one, but I'm glad you enjoyed them both regardless!

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Varvendale In reply to ??? [2013-02-19 18:30:56 +0000 UTC]

i was expecting "rape by broom handle....all of it"

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Varvendale [2013-02-19 22:58:54 +0000 UTC]

The poor guy's already dead! And the guys in Sovngarde are probably laughing at him now! Give him a break!

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stons [2013-02-07 12:24:19 +0000 UTC]

awesome song[link] love it

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to stons [2013-02-07 20:02:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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wolfsilver [2013-02-06 08:13:31 +0000 UTC]

THis needs to be an internet meme of sorts. I can picture it now: I was beaten to death with a broom! I'm the laughing stock of the afterlife!

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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to wolfsilver [2013-02-06 17:10:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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wolfsilver In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-02-08 08:08:17 +0000 UTC]

^^

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