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Archer makes Ulfric pay for the deliberate mistreatment of Argonians in Windhelm.Comic deeply inspired by a conversation with
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Comments: 188
flyboy178 In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 05:47:46 +0000 UTC]
whats the meter for the ballad? i cant get it to roll off the toung right.
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to flyboy178 [2013-11-28 04:23:41 +0000 UTC]
Well, I'd guess that it would be a pretty awkward one. If I'd put some more effort into this at the time I might've been able to pull off an actual song.
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flyboy178 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-11-29 00:04:16 +0000 UTC]
Well its clever, not like every poem needs to sound like a song. Look at the ballad of Olaf One Eye.
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suthnmeh In reply to ??? [2013-11-05 11:32:00 +0000 UTC]
The poem was the icing in the cake. Thank you.
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to suthnmeh [2013-11-05 20:05:04 +0000 UTC]
Heh, thanks! Had fun writing that little part.
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StalinGrad6 In reply to ??? [2013-09-26 16:46:17 +0000 UTC]
zomg EPICALLY AWESOME i love it +10
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blkmeow13 In reply to ??? [2013-08-17 15:26:32 +0000 UTC]
Oh, how I wish the bards sang this, in-game.
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to blkmeow13 [2013-08-17 16:26:10 +0000 UTC]
Lol, I wonder what kind of music they'd be putting it to.
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TheFalloutGuy [2013-07-26 15:58:38 +0000 UTC]
i would hate being beaten to death by a broom...
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to TheFalloutGuy [2013-07-26 21:23:13 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, it'd be a pretty horrible way to go.
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RebelliousElite99 In reply to ??? [2013-06-08 05:52:05 +0000 UTC]
...What about the Dunmer...?
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to RebelliousElite99 [2013-06-08 14:14:55 +0000 UTC]
Some people would say that the Dunmer deserved getting their homeland overrun by Argonians, but two wrongs don't really make a right.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
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RebelliousElite99 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-06-12 19:49:14 +0000 UTC]
Would that be Archer's opinion as well, or just yours?
Just a bit curious; your character is awesome, after all!
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to RebelliousElite99 [2013-06-12 20:20:57 +0000 UTC]
I'm pretty sure Archer would agree me; he's not the kind of guy to hold a grudge for long.
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Kingofthecouch In reply to ??? [2013-04-19 00:51:44 +0000 UTC]
i wish u could use a broom as a weapon
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Kingofthecouch [2013-04-19 00:55:21 +0000 UTC]
If you've got Skyrim for PC then you can search for the Handyman mod.
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Toxic-Hotdog [2013-04-16 02:33:57 +0000 UTC]
I really wish there were executions for people who are on their knees. It would make that moment so sweet and memorable.
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Toxic-Hotdog [2013-04-16 13:16:01 +0000 UTC]
I think there are, but they only work on "normal" NPCs, as in not Ulfric, for some reason.
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Toxic-Hotdog In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-04-16 14:25:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh believe me I tried. There is no execution for somebody on the floor.
Didn't even work on Tullius.
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Toxic-Hotdog [2013-04-16 19:09:27 +0000 UTC]
There is, it just doesn't work on NPC's with scripted deaths such as Tullius and Ulfric.
If you get a normal NPC alone when they're on the floor and they're facing you directly, you'd have a chance to get an execution, especially if you've got the decapitation perk.
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Toxic-Hotdog In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-04-16 19:18:33 +0000 UTC]
I never got one before. And one handed is the only combat skill tree I use.
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Skianous In reply to Toxic-Hotdog [2013-05-29 10:29:31 +0000 UTC]
I remember seeing Erik the Slayer killing his first bandit chief when the latter was down on his knees... He was using an iron sword, so I guess you can also do that. I'm on PS3, by the way.
And I never managed to kill Ulfric with a finishing move; I could kill Galmar with a double shield bash, but never managed to do it on the rebels' boss.
In the end, I decided to kill him with the Thu'um. That's for you, Torygg !
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Toxic-Hotdog In reply to Skianous [2013-05-30 07:13:39 +0000 UTC]
I personally try to keep myself neutral when it comes to that civil war quest. I played both sides before but I never really grasped the political part. Policitcs bore me!
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GhoulMine1 In reply to ??? [2013-03-21 23:35:58 +0000 UTC]
Now if only I could try this on Tullius and convince Ulfric to be less of an ass................
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to GhoulMine1 [2013-03-22 01:22:30 +0000 UTC]
Tullius actually wears armor. You're gonna need a reinforced broom. And hope that Tullius is allergic to dust.
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GhoulMine1 In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-03-22 01:28:04 +0000 UTC]
Hmmmm, I'm gonna have to borrow Chuck Greene's construction desk............
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to GhoulMine1 [2013-03-22 02:14:55 +0000 UTC]
Spoken like a true handyman!
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magicburrito In reply to ??? [2013-03-09 20:46:07 +0000 UTC]
i wish you could wield a broom... EPIC BROOM DRAGON BEAT DOWN!!!!
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to magicburrito [2013-03-09 21:14:16 +0000 UTC]
Shove the broom up their noses, that'll teach them to mess with the Handyman!
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OniVrask In reply to ??? [2013-03-02 20:25:55 +0000 UTC]
That is so damn funny! Ulfric got his for sure!
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to OniVrask [2013-03-02 20:45:12 +0000 UTC]
The guy deserved it, he hates Argonians.
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OniVrask In reply to HelloMyNameIsEd [2013-03-02 20:56:50 +0000 UTC]
Deffinately! I'd like to see him fed to that giant slaughterfish from Oblivion myself.
On that note...Bethesda needs to add sea creatures to Elder Scrolls games and not just fish.
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Whisper292 [2013-02-28 13:12:45 +0000 UTC]
I think I read your comics in reverse order. The Sovngarde one makes so much more sense now!
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Whisper292 [2013-02-28 22:33:22 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, the Sovngarde comic came after this one, but I'm glad you enjoyed them both regardless!
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Varvendale In reply to ??? [2013-02-19 18:30:56 +0000 UTC]
i was expecting "rape by broom handle....all of it"
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HelloMyNameIsEd In reply to Varvendale [2013-02-19 22:58:54 +0000 UTC]
The poor guy's already dead! And the guys in Sovngarde are probably laughing at him now! Give him a break!
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wolfsilver [2013-02-06 08:13:31 +0000 UTC]
THis needs to be an internet meme of sorts. I can picture it now: I was beaten to death with a broom! I'm the laughing stock of the afterlife!
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