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“ So Mr Falcos it appears that your library book is three days overdue. That is very unfortunate. You see we have started a new penalty system at the library. You have a choice of four consequences sirrah ….

Number one … Mr Jack can reach into your mind and squeeze it like an over ripe pimple. This should leave you with a shattered psyche, issues with dribbling, a persistent limp, explosive incontinence and an addiction to daytime TV. Option number two involves Mr Edgar dropping you off the roof. He’s keeping a running record on how well people bounce (he’s made a graph and everything). Option number three is my speciality … I tear out your immortal soul and drag it screaming into the darkest most foul pit in the depths of hell (for eternity obviously).

Or ummm there is option number four (and I hesitate to mention it really as it can be rather unpleasant). I’m afraid it involves old Mrs Tweedy charging you a small fine and giving you a stern telling off in her office.

Oh … you actually want option number four (are you sure?). How very odd. Well Ok off you go then. Her office is third on the left.

Hmmmmm do you think I should have mentioned that the stern telling off involves copper wire, a car battery, some rubber hosing and her collection of rare Mongolian flesh eating hamsters? No no you’re right of course … I can’t just keep bombarding people with too much information. By the way I do so like your graph Mr Edgar … and you’ve colour coded it too …. So cool. “

Well this effort is a bit of an OC crossover. The two handsome dudes in the back are Jack and Edgar (my OCs from bad blood). The scary guy with the sword is Repo Man – an ubercool OC from the fertile mind of E-X-P-A-T-R-I-A-T-E (hope you like my take on him dude).

By the way check out :E-X-P-A-T-R-I-A-T-E: for some outstanding art

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“ So Mr Falcos it appears that your library book is three days overdue. That is very unfortunate. You see we have started a new penalty system at the library. You have a choice of four consequences sirrah ….

Number one … Mr Jack can reach into your mind and squeeze it like an over ripe pimple. This should leave you with a shattered psyche, issues with dribbling, a persistent limp, explosive incontinence and an addiction to daytime TV. Option number two involves Mr Edgar dropping you off the roof. He’s keeping a running record on how well people bounce (he’s made a graph and everything). Option number three is my speciality … I tear out your immortal soul and drag it screaming into the darkest most foul pit in the depths of hell (for eternity obviously).

Or ummm there is option number four (and I hesitate to mention it really as it can be rather unpleasant). I’m afraid it involves old Mrs Tweedy charging you a small fine and giving you a stern telling off in her office.

Oh … you actually want option number four (are you sure?). How very odd. Well Ok off you go then. Her office is third on the left.

Hmmmmm do you think I should have mentioned that the stern telling off involves copper wire, a car battery, some rubber hosing and her collection of rare Mongolian flesh eating hamsters? No no you’re right of course … I can’t just keep bombarding people with too much information. By the way I do so like your graph Mr Edgar … and you’ve colour coded it too …. So cool. “

Well this effort is a bit of an OC crossover. The two handsome dudes in the back are Jack and Edgar (my OCs from bad blood). The scary guy with the sword is Repo Man – an ubercool OC from the fertile mind of E-X-P-A-T-R-I-A-T-E (hope you like my take on him dude).

By the way check out :E-X-P-A-T-R-I-A-T-E: for some outstanding art