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Description The 2nd in my Portal series

Its the most polite robotic killer, the Turret =3
Thats pretty much all there is to say about it XD

On to the next one!
Enjoy!

Aperture Science/Portal Turret (c) Valve
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Comments: 103

HellsPlumber In reply to ??? [2013-12-17 02:20:42 +0000 UTC]

Lmao xD

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rex3131 In reply to HellsPlumber [2014-02-13 22:34:10 +0000 UTC]

or better yet, it doesnt end until theres a portal 3 -_- come on valve! make it happen!

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Sonsku [2013-03-15 17:53:38 +0000 UTC]

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Gerard-Gay [2012-05-07 19:44:02 +0000 UTC]

How much would these cost? With sound and the red laser of course xD I want one!

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HellsPlumber In reply to Gerard-Gay [2012-05-07 19:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Well do you mean a full size one (alot) or a desktop one?

I could probably make a little desktop one with sound and the laser if you're serious

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Gerard-Gay In reply to HellsPlumber [2012-05-07 19:47:28 +0000 UTC]

A desk top one xD I would have to ask my mom though first~ Just need an estimated price x)

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Pikachu07 [2012-01-05 16:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Cool BTW you can use a turret to smash one of wheatleys monitors in chapter 8

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bigkahuna127 In reply to Pikachu07 [2012-06-10 10:56:35 +0000 UTC]

2 actually. testchamber 16 is one of them

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HellsPlumber In reply to Pikachu07 [2012-01-05 17:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

And I know, that Turret really hated Wheatley for some reason XD

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Pikachu07 In reply to HellsPlumber [2012-01-05 17:29:16 +0000 UTC]

Maybe it reconised wheatley as the one who help chell escape so that she killed a ton of turrets and wasen,t informed wheatley was the new boss or maybe he just like GLaDOS better...........Turrets are awesome/cute/deadly

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katzenn In reply to Pikachu07 [2012-01-07 02:43:38 +0000 UTC]

or maybe it was because he was stuffing the turret's 'friends' into cubes

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Pikachu07 In reply to katzenn [2012-01-07 08:29:28 +0000 UTC]

yep thats probly why

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dedeye1 [2011-11-30 02:23:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm painting the front facing one one the side of my desk now , thanks for pic.

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HellsPlumber In reply to dedeye1 [2011-11-30 02:27:59 +0000 UTC]

Sweet, let me know if you post pictures of the finished painting!
Would love to see!

And you're very welcome

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dedeye1 In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-12-02 22:34:53 +0000 UTC]

im having trouble with it :< i cant get the eye color right >.<

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HellsPlumber In reply to dedeye1 [2011-12-02 22:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Red D=

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dedeye1 In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-12-02 22:44:57 +0000 UTC]

lol i know silly XD its the shade i has problem with :3

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TeraMaster [2011-09-05 17:03:49 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes I feel sorry for these poor things when I have to disable them, like, by tossing a cube on them... and even so I'm tossing cubes on them. I'm a bad person X_X But really, the Turrets are adorable

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HellsPlumber In reply to TeraMaster [2011-09-05 17:29:08 +0000 UTC]

I know, they seem so nice XD

I love the excuse they use in Portal 2 after killing you XD

"She made you do it"
"She'll probably be alright"
"She was provoking you"

XDDDD

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TeraMaster In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-09-05 22:08:25 +0000 UTC]

Hahahha yeah, they're really something Also, when you disable them, they say "I don't hate you..." It makes me go awwww, why did I have to do it? Being enemies and being so polite makes them the cutest things ever! I'd love to have one as a pet (you don't have to feed it nor do you get allergy) if they weren't trying to shoot me constantly XD and if they were real ofc. Though I haven't reached far with the game (played at a friend's computer; I don't mind spoilers tho) nor have I played Portal 1. Is there any difference between the turrets from the two games?

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HellsPlumber In reply to TeraMaster [2011-09-06 17:35:18 +0000 UTC]

A pet turret XD

Only real differance in the turrets in Portal 1 and 2 is that in portal 2 they can turn a bit further, and the antenna retracts when it's not activated. Plus the fact that they give excuses after killing you XD

But they still look the same

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TeraMaster In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-09-07 10:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Might even draw Chell (or some random person) hugging a turret as her pet Prolly will do someday when I'm extremely unlazy. XD

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HellsPlumber In reply to TeraMaster [2011-09-07 14:32:33 +0000 UTC]

Come back and let me know if you do XD
If you don't, then I will XD

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TeraMaster In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-09-07 15:53:23 +0000 UTC]

You can count on it XD Well, not as much as counting on me drawing it But if I ever do, you'll be first to know However, I'd love to see a drawing like that, so if you draw it, you also let me know, ok?

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silverbeam [2011-05-31 06:28:08 +0000 UTC]

...I'm different.....

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HellsPlumber In reply to silverbeam [2011-06-06 14:12:56 +0000 UTC]

That's all I can say ouo

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silverbeam In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-06-06 22:56:35 +0000 UTC]

LOL, love me some turrets

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Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-08 06:26:48 +0000 UTC]

I work for Black Mesa. Well, that was before. Now Imma Combine. Sooo... uhhh...

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HellsPlumber In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-08 19:55:46 +0000 UTC]

Get out of here, Mesa ¬~¬
Go cause another world disaster for us to clean up =/

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-05-09 04:10:38 +0000 UTC]

Don't make me sent Striders on yo' ass.

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HellsPlumber In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-09 14:00:44 +0000 UTC]

Just try gettin em down here >3

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-05-09 23:52:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh wacha Apertures gonna do? Portal them to space? >:3

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HellsPlumber In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-10 01:04:15 +0000 UTC]

Are you trying to "rub it in our faces" that we can portal your most powerful weapons into space so easily?
Because if so; Ha.Ha.Ha. Yes, we'll portal them into space.

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-05-10 02:13:49 +0000 UTC]

Hello, we LIVE in space! Portal us out, we'll be back to annoy ya! Oh, and we have flying little robots with spinning blades. =w=

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HellsPlumber In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-10 15:12:25 +0000 UTC]

Since when do you live in SpaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaccceeeeeeeeeee?

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-05-11 00:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Uhmm... let's see... Combine Overworld... Pods that send ya to space... etc. etc.

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HellsPlumber In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-11 14:51:42 +0000 UTC]

The Combine are from different dimensions, not space owo;

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-05-11 14:54:11 +0000 UTC]

I know that! But of course, how did we get to earth? In SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! Oh, and I saw some Aperture junk floating around with a blue eye and another one like it but with a yellow eye and it keeps yelling shit bout space.

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HellsPlumber In reply to Ankaa-Phoenicis [2011-05-11 16:30:17 +0000 UTC]

Nooo, it was Black Mesa's experiment gone wrong that opened a link between our dimension and one the Combine had a hold over. Let's face it, Black Mesa don't have the understanding they need to work with Portals, where as we do.

Ah, you found our corrupted cores...
They were part of a previous experiment which ended with some valuable lessons;

-The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest.
-Never test with humans.

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Ankaa-Phoenicis In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-05-12 01:06:18 +0000 UTC]

That part you mentioned contributed to our reason, but it is not the main one. If you're out in space, you can see a part of us traveling around.

...cores? And.. the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest? Actually, that statement is quite false. We tried to eliminate one human who was a threat to the entire Combine with every weapon we got, which was the best, yet it was hard as a Strider's head.

Also, I think testing on humans is amusing. First Combine human was yelling on every step he took. He failed. *robotic laugh*

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gyroknight764 [2011-04-27 17:09:43 +0000 UTC]

"That's 65 percent more bullet per bullet!" --Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science

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HellsPlumber In reply to gyroknight764 [2011-04-28 16:48:33 +0000 UTC]

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TheSovietComrade [2011-04-25 07:30:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh yes and I definitely do not work for Black mesa... Heheheheheh... Ehhhh....

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HellsPlumber In reply to TheSovietComrade [2011-04-28 16:55:03 +0000 UTC]

Mhmmmmmm ¬¬

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TheSovietComrade [2011-04-25 07:28:58 +0000 UTC]

I would like to order three in camouflage.

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HellsPlumber In reply to TheSovietComrade [2011-04-28 16:55:27 +0000 UTC]

$30,000 plz

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TheSovietComrade In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-04-28 23:07:52 +0000 UTC]

Nevermind! I work at Aperture Science!
Muahaha! No cake for you!

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HellsPlumber In reply to TheSovietComrade [2011-04-29 00:38:07 +0000 UTC]

In that case, you'd be dead = D

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TheSovietComrade In reply to HellsPlumber [2011-04-29 01:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Pff, please. There are SOME surviving scientists. I have about five with me that I know of.

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HellsPlumber In reply to TheSovietComrade [2011-04-29 02:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Will have to fix that.

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