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Published: 2004-10-04 11:57:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 13503; Favourites: 163; Downloads: 5294
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Description I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.

The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.

'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.

Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
If you see a lot of the Blank Stare guy
stupidity is the reason why.

For those with a brain that can't be found
watch out for curran if he's around.
With legendary wit and sarcastic replies
he cleans up the forums (or at least he tries).

We interupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!1!1" are not English.
If those are in your vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.

Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?
Do you have a tail and a buck-toothed snout?
please... just... get out.

"The reply button is your friend"
We hear this phrase time and again.
I think the problem could be solved
If we made the reply button 5 inches tall with neon orange blinking text outlined in fluorescent purple twinkling polka dots underlined 3 times with magenta squiggly lines all next to an advertisement for free beer.

...

'Course I'll take this to the Suggestions Forum
and soon you'll see a change in decorum;
but you'll be sure to get all your replies
unless the person has a seizure and dies.

On a brighter note, we've now got
an official poem for us forum lot.
So close your eyes and bow your head
...and think up an actually interesting thread.
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Comments: 399

scrum-yummy In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 16:31:32 +0000 UTC]

XD!!!! This is wonderful. I love it X)! Especially the part about the reply button XD!

On a side note, I've tried to post more interesting threads before; they get burried under the "s3ks" and "what is art?" threads

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hereticschizoid In reply to scrum-yummy [2005-06-18 19:24:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL yeah I know what you mean. keep trying.

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scrum-yummy In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 22:28:58 +0000 UTC]



thank you

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EternalLucia In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 15:45:51 +0000 UTC]

Great poem!! It's all so funny because its true of any forum I've ever been on!

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hereticschizoid In reply to EternalLucia [2005-06-18 19:24:47 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for the comment

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Jessica-Necromancer In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 15:45:38 +0000 UTC]

awesome

i've posted on the forums about twice, but still

it seems to sum up what i've heard about them

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hereticschizoid In reply to Jessica-Necromancer [2005-06-18 19:36:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah they're really good fun if you're not too sensitive

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tassel In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 15:13:50 +0000 UTC]

About time this thing became a DD.

Congrats.


And I still love this thing. Don't know why I never 'd it before.

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hereticschizoid In reply to tassel [2005-06-18 19:28:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks sweetie!

LUFFITYLUFF <3

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nirvanadancer In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 14:46:07 +0000 UTC]

brilliant
that must have taken a long time

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hereticschizoid In reply to nirvanadancer [2005-06-18 19:36:06 +0000 UTC]

it was fun though

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nirvanadancer In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 20:44:27 +0000 UTC]


you have captured the forums perfectly

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hereticschizoid In reply to nirvanadancer [2005-06-19 16:30:42 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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burnchild In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 14:23:45 +0000 UTC]

nah, wouldn't work, people would ignore the button and click the free beer ad instead.

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hereticschizoid In reply to burnchild [2005-06-18 19:28:55 +0000 UTC]

I know I would I mean... uhh....

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J-man121 In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 12:36:58 +0000 UTC]

Haha it needed to be said, and was done with style!

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J-man121 In reply to J-man121 [2005-06-18 13:24:57 +0000 UTC]

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hereticschizoid In reply to J-man121 [2005-06-18 12:54:48 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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ni3oxside In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 12:07:56 +0000 UTC]

nice, u tried keepin it movin...tats gud... itz nice well done!

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SKit-Fox In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 11:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Congratulations on the DD, you definately deserve it for this, it's terrific. And so true.
(Gotta love Curran's stanza, also very true It's my favorite)

Oh, what does 1337 actually mean, It's not exactly something you can understand by looking at the stuff around it

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hereticschizoid In reply to SKit-Fox [2005-06-18 11:49:26 +0000 UTC]

It's just internet speak where the letters are replaced with numbers or other characters.

1t5 r3@11y @nn0y1ng m03+ 0f +h3 +1m3

and thanks for the comment

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SKit-Fox In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 12:30:29 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome

Ah, I thought 1337 was netspeak for an actual word. Thanks for clearing that up (Though I felt sencible not being able to understand it )

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hereticschizoid In reply to SKit-Fox [2005-06-18 12:53:19 +0000 UTC]

well it's pronounced leet if that helps o.O I'm not sure why that is the name for it all.

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SKit-Fox In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-19 11:45:53 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, that fits into the stanza much better than "one of those noob words."

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hereticschizoid In reply to SKit-Fox [2005-06-19 15:54:24 +0000 UTC]

exactly

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prawnFresh In reply to SKit-Fox [2005-06-18 12:36:34 +0000 UTC]

1337 = leet asn in elite, invented years ago by kiddies in IRC channels. Smack any who use it

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SKit-Fox In reply to prawnFresh [2005-06-18 12:43:23 +0000 UTC]

Thankyou for that, I can be happy in the knowledge that I have lost a couple of brainceels . Don't worry, I do... curiousity was just getting the better of me

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prawnFresh In reply to SKit-Fox [2005-06-18 12:46:04 +0000 UTC]

I wish I'd proof read my posts, before submitting - silly me! ... anyway yes... braincells!... they weren't invented on IRC back then... poor fools!

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SKit-Fox In reply to prawnFresh [2005-06-18 12:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I forget to proof read too, as you noticed (I was hoping you wouldn't notice )

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prawnFresh In reply to SKit-Fox [2005-06-18 13:02:41 +0000 UTC]

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starrypawz In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 10:55:07 +0000 UTC]

Heee hee this is quite funny. I love it

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hereticschizoid In reply to starrypawz [2005-06-18 11:26:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks I'm glad you enjoyed it

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starrypawz In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 13:04:57 +0000 UTC]

Welcome

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Ofijo In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 10:47:48 +0000 UTC]

fifth paragraph is wrong - curran is the filth of the forum, and needs to be cleaned off

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hereticschizoid In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 11:21:36 +0000 UTC]

That's your opinion. Kindly keep it to yourself when you're insulting my friends Have a good day.

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Ofijo In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 11:59:32 +0000 UTC]

no

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hereticschizoid In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 12:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Um... yes. This is my page. This is my poem. If you don't like a person that I allude to in my poem you can keep it to yourself.

You are more than welcome to critique my writing style or my rhyming or the general content but I will not have you attacking users on my page, ESPECIALLY when it is a user I know and respect and am rather fond of.

If you care to continue your disrespect, perhaps we can have our discussion mediated by an administrator. If you don't have anything nice or constructive to say, kindly shove off.

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Ofijo In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 12:27:28 +0000 UTC]

no

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aliska In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 12:46:17 +0000 UTC]

Sir you make such good arguments, both intelligent and supported by evidence.
Word to the wise: don't insult well-known and widely-admired deviants for no reason.

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Ofijo In reply to aliska [2005-06-18 14:34:10 +0000 UTC]

no

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hereticschizoid In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 12:41:07 +0000 UTC]

Your vocabulary is extraordinary. You should try writing some poetry of your own. And every now and then throw in a "yes" just to mix things up. No one will ever see it coming.

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Ofijo In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 14:34:03 +0000 UTC]

no

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hereticschizoid In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 14:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I concur.

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soultown In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 12:40:52 +0000 UTC]

eat ass, dickface

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Ofijo In reply to soultown [2005-06-18 14:34:01 +0000 UTC]

mo

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soultown In reply to Ofijo [2005-06-18 23:58:38 +0000 UTC]

CLEVAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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natyismyhero In reply to ??? [2005-06-18 10:44:35 +0000 UTC]

*laughs as angry forum fanatics mob at you* that is awesome!

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hereticschizoid In reply to natyismyhero [2005-06-18 11:32:59 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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natyismyhero In reply to hereticschizoid [2005-06-18 21:39:29 +0000 UTC]

ad i love your siggy about the gene pool!

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hereticschizoid In reply to natyismyhero [2005-06-19 16:25:20 +0000 UTC]

thanks. I'm definitely fond of it

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