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Published: 2018-02-03 18:34:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 1592; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 2
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Description She would have a point in Splatoon 1, chargers were kinda gloriously broken, and Kelp Splatter Scope being the most beloved, I mean primest example... Well besides E-Liters I guess.

I mean there are people who consider Squiffer to be a charger, and they're wrong! Also besides the point.

I don't know what point I'm saying. I don't know why Pearl is acting Nikki levels of Salty here. It's not like a Rapid Blaster, or an N-Zap, or a Standard Brella, or Custom Splattershot Jr. Or a Sploosh-o-Matic, or a Jet Squelcher, or a Splattershot Pro, or a MOTHER FUCKER
Steel Eel, or a Tri Slosher, or you know, any of the genuinely No Skill required to use Weapons...

Okay except Splat Brella, I guess it got toned down a little since it's nerfing, but my point still stands for the previous listed. ESPECIALLY THE N-ZAP.

Charger Mains in question:
Nikki
Dark Nikki
Marie
Capt. Cuttlefish

Part Time Charger users in question:
Brushogun
Wendy
Koinku

Advice for Pearl though; Get Good Squirt. Post Haste.
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Comments: 12

ThatBigInkling [2018-02-03 22:31:13 +0000 UTC]

If only Pearl was taller...

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HeroDjango In reply to ThatBigInkling [2018-02-04 04:20:37 +0000 UTC]

In comparison to Marina, she is really small. Would you suggest she takes a bite of a Mega Mushroom or something?

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ThatBigInkling In reply to HeroDjango [2018-02-04 13:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, she should go for it

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HeroDjango In reply to ThatBigInkling [2018-02-05 06:41:36 +0000 UTC]

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ThatBigInkling In reply to HeroDjango [2018-02-05 12:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Finally! Pearl is bigger than Marina!

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HeroDjango In reply to ThatBigInkling [2018-02-09 20:04:21 +0000 UTC]



One more then

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ThatBigInkling In reply to HeroDjango [2018-02-09 23:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Big Marina. BIGGER PEARL

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HeroDjango In reply to ThatBigInkling [2018-03-07 09:18:03 +0000 UTC]

A funny thing I came to look up while looking up Enparry, you know the brand that has a few gear that looks like Pearl's crown? Apparently Enparry, or at least the logo is supposed to represent a giant squid, and be the king or ruler of... I guess the seas, or even the big fish.

Also I'm convinced Pearl either is highly endorsed by or her family runs Enperry, and she has her favorite weapon cross promoting Enperry.

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TomoDX5 [2018-02-03 19:55:37 +0000 UTC]

Awww, Poor Pearlie.

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HeroDjango In reply to TomoDX5 [2018-02-04 04:19:58 +0000 UTC]

Funny thing about Arowana Mall, that's the stage that birthed the Ink Brush to counter Chargers in Splatoon 1, so she kinda has a point.

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K-Thrillz12 [2018-02-03 18:50:02 +0000 UTC]

I feel the same Pearl.

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HeroDjango In reply to K-Thrillz12 [2018-02-04 04:18:50 +0000 UTC]

Same could be said about how I feel about N-Zap though. Everything else is kinda permissible.

Also I like how Dynamo got buffed after I used it for Splatfest, the day after it was over. Actually I don't like that, it upsets me a little.

Know what? A few chumps do need to drop their chargers and use not an N-Zap.

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