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[England Note I]America: Check it out, yo! How kickass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude! It blowin’ your mind yet or what?
England: (big sigh) I don’t get it. Why did you call me all the way out here just to look at a silly airplane?
(^ω^) *chuckle* (^ω^) It’s just
~(^ω^) Stupid (^ω^)~
I could never have come up with the same design. I think it’s
~(^ω^) Stupid (^ω^)~
Very unique. Haha.
America: Hey, thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you, so I’m glad you think it’s top!
England: Wha…!!
American: Scuse me. But wasn’t that information supposed to stay a secret?
(America: Hm?)
America: It sure was!
(Opening)
England’s narration: Busby’s chair. Long ago, Thomas Busby viscously beat a man to death for sitting in this, his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said… the chair is responsible for sending over 60 people to their deaths!
[England Note II]
England: I’ve got it now! I’ll switch America’s chair with Busby’s during the meeting! America won’t be able to jive talk his way out of this one! Hahaha! I can’t believe I didn’t think of cursing him like this sooner!
Hehehehe… eheheheheheh......ah?!
Russia: Oh! Доброе утро, (Dobroye utro) Britain! You’re here kind of early today, aren’t you?
England: Ah…!!! Eugh………
England’s narration: Busby’s chair… anyone who sits in this chair will be cursed with a quick and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Russia…
England: Hetalia!
[England Note III]
[England has entered upon an operation to get America dead drunk and get information out of him.]
America: Well this is fun! You don’t normally ask me out for drinks!
England: I figured it was high time we got together and turned up a pint again.
[However several hours later…]
England: Uh….. am I Catholic… or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…!
Bartender: Scuse me. Is he ok?
America: He always gets like this when he starts drinking-
England: (veeery drunk) You don’t know me! I’m the United Bloody Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!
America: Dude, calm down!
England: Shut up! I felt bad about how the way old Frog-Face was treating you so I saved your ass! I thought, maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France but uh-uh!
America: Uh…
England: You didn’t wanna be friends with me!!! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do and you didn’t know what to do anyway! I think that’s total bollocks!
[Next day…]
[Tremble tremble]
England: Why won’t the light just shut up? I swear I’m never going to drink again! Someone please kill me!
America: Dude can party!
France: Kick him out…
England: Hetalia!
Axis: *peaceful silence*
Germany: Nn!
Japan: Ah!
Germany: It seems they’re here.
Japan: はい, (Hai) I agree.
Italy: Say whaaaat?
Germany: The verdammt allies.
Nn.
Japan: Nn.
Italy: Hehe….he…ahaa… hehe… he… hehe…
America: Hahahaha! Listen to me and my total hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!
China: Hwoah!
Germany and Japan: Nh!
Italy: *hyperventilating*
China: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! Uh! Nh! Yah! (those are battle sounds)
Germany: Ah! Zee! Ngh! (those are dodging sounds)
China: Yah! WAH!!
Japan: Ah!
China: Nn…
Italy: I give up!!! Please don’t hit me!! Because I’m delicate and I bruise like a summer peach!!! And I think your hair is really cool….!! Uh…
America: Ah!
France: Ah…
Russia and China: Ah?
Germany and Japan: Ah…!
England: Hahahahahahahahaha… hahahahahahahaha…
France: That’s Busby’s chair…!
America: I don’t know what that means…
China: It’s a chair that’s been cursed…!
England: Correct. Does anyone here have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?
Russia: Ah, comfy!
England: No! What the hell are you doing?! It’s not supposed to be YOU!!! Get out of there RIGHT NOW!!!!!
England’s narration: Busby’s chair… it is Britain’s ultimate weapon…
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Italy)
England: I don’t like how this one ended!
Children: He didn’t like it!
[Continued next episode]
(Credits)
Translations
•Доброе утро: Good morning (Russian)
•Am I Catholic or Protestant: England has a history of changing his form of Christianity based on what ruler he had at the time. Unlike other nations, such as France and Germany, who were pretty much solely Catholic and Protestant, respectively, or Italy, who I don’t think has ever seen a Protestant rule, England’s religious beliefs jumped between Catholic and Protestant. A good example of this is how Mary I (Bloody Mary, called that because she killed Protestants) allowed her half-sister Elizabeth I to rule as long as she ruled the country as Catholic. Elizabeth promptly made the country Protestant after her coronation. Also, the Church of England, Iggy’s national religion, is Protestant with many Catholic traits.
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Poor Britain. He just can't seem to catch a break.
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You don't know me! I have everything under control!! *hic*
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*Hugs him* There, there.
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Thanks I need this for drama class now I can do the acting for it😊
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I'm glad to help!
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Drunk Britain's rant always sounded like this in my mind: You don't know me! I'm the UNITED BLOODY KINGDOM AND I CAN HOLD MY LOCKER BETTER THAN YOU ANYDAY! You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted a terrier to tell you what to do and you didn't know what to do anyways, I think that's total bollocks!
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The Catholic/Protestant part gets me every time XD So funny, we've covered so much of England's confused religious history in school~
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England's missing rant part *That I memorized*
You were missing "I think that's total bollocks!"
England:Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating you so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. You didn't want to be friends with me! You just wanted to tell me what to tell you what to do, and you didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!"
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I LOVE YOU.
Lol not being British really has it's downsides... like not realizing when bollocks has to be used.
Adding the new thing right now. Thanks so much!
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You're welcome!!! 
And It's okay
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