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Greece: It might not look like it, but this is the very spot where the great warrior city-state of Sparta once stood. Now everybody here mostly grows stuff like they’re those… grower people, or something.Japan: They are called farmers. Did you know? My people adopted a Spartan type of education for a while.
Greece: Hm… really… so tell me how it felt to study. To train in combat. And hunt with other men. Naked.
Japan: We didn’t do the naked part! Our teachers just screamed at us a lot. The Spartan education sounds like it was very invigorating.
Greece: Yes. Duty demanded they strip down to the buff for physical inspection once every ten days in front of another soldier, or… friend…
Japan: Really?
Greece: Do you want to… try it?
Japan: Thank you, no.
(Opening)
Greece: (sigh)… if I could live again… I’d like to be a cat.
Japan: Well, that was kind of… random…
Greece: Cats are so cool… retractable claws… and that rough tongue… ha… plus, they never have to worry about things like bankruptcy or body odor.
Imaginary Greece Cat: Meow…
Greece: If I were a cat, I could do whatever I want. Like I could take a whole day just to lick my own balls.
Imaginary Greece Cat: (yawn)
Greece: And when I got tired… yeah, I could go to sleep right there… and purrrrrr… I’m pretty sure it won’t happen…
Japan: Ah…
Greece: Ah… nhhh…
Ahhh?
Japan: Ah…
Greece: Look… I’m a big cat! Don’t you want to scratch my belly?
Japan: You need to seek professional help.
Greece: Hetalia.
Turkey: Jappy! Whaddup, stud? I heard you was coming to here so I thought I would soak in your mojo.
Japan: Hello, Mr. Turkey.
Greece: Eh…!!
Turkey: Oh bok! What the holy hell are you doing in here, feta breath?
Greece: N-Ngh!
Turkey: Listen, Jerkules! You better not be pulling that naked Spartan bullshit on my buddy!
Japan: Ah…! びっくりよ... (bikkuri yo)
Greece: Hands off, Turkey. This shirt was expensive. He was seeing my sights.
Japan: Eh…! Yeah, um…
Turkey: You’re lying! My friend doesn’t sight see! Do you!
Japan: N-no, I, ah…
Greece: Why don’t you leave Japan alone. You stupid-head.
Turkey: Japan and me has been buds for years, but you’d know that if your brain wasn’t so dead!
Japan: Now hold on!
(Japan: Ah…)
Greece: Hey, guess what. Japan digs my sexy cat ears.
Turkey: Oh whoopee?! He says my mask is retro cool but not hipster chic!
Greece: Oh yeah? He still likes me the best.
Turkey: In your dreams!
Greece: Wrong.
Turkey: You bite me!
Greece: No way.
Turkey: He likes me best!
Greece: No. Is me.
Turkey: I’m going to crush you!
Japan: Wait! I think I am the only one who really knows who it is!
Turkey: Grrr!
Greece: Ah…
Turkey: Which one is it, Jappy!
(Greece: Which one is it, Japan.)
Japan: Uh…
N..nh…
Rock paper scissors for it?
Turkey: Roshambo?!
Turkey: Hetalia!!
[Pop pop][Pop pop]
Greece: Nh.
Turkey: Rr!
Japan: Ugh…
Japan’s thoughts: This is worse… I should try to make things better with merrymaking!
Japan: Oh! Hey guys! Look at this.
Turkey and Greece: Ah?
Japan: Please keep your eyes on my thumb.
Rr….ah…eh…
Oh no! Hey! I broke my thumb off! Hehehehe…
Turkey: HUWAAA!
Greece: AAHHHHHH!
Greece and Turkey: Uwa….uwawa…. uwa…
Japan: Hehe… it was just a joke.
(Marukaite Chikyuu: Japan)
Translations
• Bankruptcy or body odor: Well, Greece’s financial problems aren’t exactly unknown. Apparently Greece had some sort of emergency vote after the government was like “hey, look at this candidate!” and the rest of Greece said “hell no,” or something like that. So Greece has had to be bailed out a few times by the EU I believe, which is kind of pissing off the rest of the EU, but in Greece’s defense, they can’t devalue their currency because of Germany and those other successful people, which is the same problem Spain has. In the rest of the EU’s defense, though, Greece is being far lazier about it than Spain is. I’m not saying that they aren’t trying to fix it, but they’re a bit fast to just blame Germany for all the problems. Let’s hope Greece’s condition gets better soon! I’m rooting for you, Greece! On body odor, totally random, but in ancient Greece and Egypt, it was customary to bathe a lot and to use a lot of perfume.
• Bok: Shit (Turkish)
• びっくりよ: Roughly translates to "that surprised me" (Japanese)
• Jerkules: Just for any ESL people who may not understand it like us who have English as a first language would, it’s a mixture between the work “jerk” and “Hercules,” probably the most famous Greek hero, the one who slayed the hydra and all that.
• Retro cool but not hipster chic: A revival style, often of recycled clothing, but not snobbish
• Roshambo: Another word for rock paper scissors
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Comments: 7
will you be doing any black butler or ouran host club transcripts?
(Hetalia is one of my fave animes already! ^v^)
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Perhaps ^^
It might take a while, though, as I'd need to acquire the source material. And I don't think I could handle more than one anime at a time, when I still have three seasons of Hetalia to cover with another coming out in a month. Thank you for your patience in advance!
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Turkey is asking: "ROSHAMBO"?!
That's another name for "rock-paper-scissors". No idea where it came from.
As for Japan, seems he said, "Ah, bikkuri, oh." "Bikkuri" is Japanese for "surprised". Japan is probably surprised to see Turkey act so aggressively towards Greece.
Hope that helps. ^J^
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Has anyone every told me that you're a beautiful person?
I probably should have checked rock paper scissors out too, shouldn't I have?
It certainly sounds foreign, though.
And bikkuri oh seems logical too. Thank you so much!!! I'll update it right away!
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Ah, shucks. Tweren't nuttin'. Just trying to help a fellow Hetaliac.
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And this is the only time we see Greece freak out.
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Haha, during the arguing scene Turkey's like "GRRR!" And Greece is kinda just like "darn, this is unfortunate." So yeah, he apparently only freaks out when he thinks Japan is mortally wounded.
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