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hewhowalksdeath In reply to ??? [2011-06-02 02:16:17 +0000 UTC]

Paul:...t-thank you....
Eru:...(puts her finger on the cake and tastes it* mmm~ ^^

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-06 05:09:54 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: Don't mention it, hun.

Mable: *sits down and places Paul's head in her lap, leaning over to check him and smothering his face with her bosom*

Donovan: ..... That is precisely why I prefer women flat. That wouldn't happen. =.=

Ushiko: Oooo, a rare admission of your fetish, Donny?

Donovan: Drat. #>.>#

Trog: *gazes down at its own B cups* v.v

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-06 14:14:36 +0000 UTC]

Paul: O___O
Eru: still munching on a cake* you okay, Paul?

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-07 05:08:43 +0000 UTC]

Mable: ? *oblivious*

Donovan: He shall be fine, assuming he is "into that".

Trog: Into that?

Donovan: Merely my attempt at using more modern dialogue.

Ushiko: Erection in 5... 4... 3... 2...

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-11 13:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Paul: AAGH! HAVE SOME DECENCY MAN! (at Ushiko*)

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-11 17:45:39 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: ? I'm a woman. I was counting down toward YOUR erection, you silly boy.

Mable: ? (still oblivious)

Donovan: ...

Trog: o.o *shifts legs uncomfortably*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-14 02:42:20 +0000 UTC]

Paul: O_O...you're a woman?

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-25 17:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: Of course. Haven't you seen these huge boobs? *shoves Paul's face in them*

Mable: o.o

Trog: O.O

Donovan: Yes, she's a woman... She can snap you in two with a flick of her finger, but she's still a woman.

Me: Though the huge t*ts are of no interest to you, right?

Donovan: Of course... wait, what?! oAo

Me: >X3

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-26 13:09:18 +0000 UTC]

Paul: flailing around until he stopped moving*

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-26 20:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Mable: O.O

Donovan: O.O

Trog: I-Is he okay?

Ushiko: Who?

Donovan: The young man in your bosom.

Ushiko: What? Where?

Me: *laughing hysterically*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-27 01:45:35 +0000 UTC]

Eru: THERE YOU NINCOMPOOP!

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-27 02:15:46 +0000 UTC]

Trog: OAO *hides*

Ushiko: Chr*st! Where'd she come from?

Donovan: She's been here all along. She's just been quiet.

Ushiko: Seriously? How did I not notice her in the room with those mammoth sweater cows?

Donovan: *sighs in exasperation* Why do I bother talking to you?

Me: *doubled over in laughter*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-27 02:58:08 +0000 UTC]

Eru: GIVE ME MY BROTHER BACK!

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-27 03:26:24 +0000 UTC]

*Paul slips deeper into Ushiko's cleavage, disappearing inside*

Ushiko: Oops. I guess he slipped into the world between my boobs. Heh...

Donovan: What. (flat what)

Trog: O_O

Me: S...Seriously? o.o

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-27 13:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Eru: o-o...Paul?
Paul: echoish* HELP!!!!

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-27 15:44:27 +0000 UTC]

Donovan: Someone should dive in to rescue him. But considering how... blessed... young Eru is, I do not think she would fit.

Me: *looks at Trog*

Ushiko: *looks at Trog*

Donovan: *looks at Trog*

Trog: OAO

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-28 02:06:21 +0000 UTC]

Eru: grabs Trog and chucks her in*

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-30 15:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Trog: Nuuuuuuuu! *falls into the abyss*

Me: Now what?

Donovan: Now we play the waiting game.

Ushiko: #^.^# This tickles...

Me: O.O

Donovan: O.O

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-30 15:21:04 +0000 UTC]

Eru:...y'know it occured to me we should had tied Trog with a rope or something...so uh...who wants to volunteer next?

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-30 21:44:18 +0000 UTC]

Donovan: Well, the next smallest person here is...

Me: *chewing gum, looking about idly*

Ushiko: >.>

Me: ......?

Donovan: >.>

Me: ......!

Ushiko: Grab her, Donnie!

Me: OH, HELL NO!!!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-07-01 04:30:01 +0000 UTC]

Eru: I'm sorry, but it's for a good cause! (ties you up*)

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-07-12 23:47:33 +0000 UTC]

Me: Nuuuuuuu! OoO *tossed in*

Ushiko: *blushing* That really tingles...

Donovan: Now we wait.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-07-13 14:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Eru:...so Donovan...how's life?
meanwhile:
Paul: AAARAGH!!AAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hurling to a black hole)

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-07-13 16:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Donovan: Has it's ups and downs. How about you, Miss Eru?

Meanwhile...

Me: *swimming through the black void* TROG!!! PAUL!!! WHERE IS YOU?!!!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-07-15 10:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Paul: AAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (flew pass you*)

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-08-14 00:49:56 +0000 UTC]

Me: Paul! Come back! We need to get out of here! *swims after him*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to hamnzo [2009-10-21 13:30:49 +0000 UTC]

yep, it's her "party dress"

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-29 01:59:20 +0000 UTC]

Trog: *stares with awe*

Ushiko: We should get you in a dress some time, Trog. You're always wearing those... rags?

Trog: Um... Th-They're made from dried cave moss fibers...

Donovan: Wait, Trog in a dress? But... wouldn't that be crossdressing?

Ushiko: *facepalms*

Trog: ?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-30 00:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Eru: I don't think so, it fits her.
Paul: it's uh...Trog's...um...

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-30 03:18:33 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: She has boobs, doesn't she? B-cups, but still boobs. So she's a girl by my standards.

Donovan: Yes, but he also has the genitalia of a mammalian male. Do pardon the language, young Trog.

Trog: o.o?

Ushiko: Part woman is still woman to me. She has more girl parts than boy parts... right?

Trog: Ummm... #>.>#

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-30 10:47:12 +0000 UTC]

ErU: (in her head:...futa?)
Paul: o,o..."she" has a....

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-31 15:45:13 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: Dick, pussy, boobs, AND balls. X3

Donovan: How improper! I do apologize, young Trog.

Trog: ##########>.<##########

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Elitekaiju [2009-08-07 11:16:57 +0000 UTC]

me: anything to get rid of some of the weight...

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Elitekaiju In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-07 19:23:57 +0000 UTC]

*swallows the giant cake slice* mmmm yummy

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Elitekaiju [2009-08-08 10:38:03 +0000 UTC]

me:...advances slightly* MOAR!!! EAT MOAR!!!

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Elitekaiju In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-08 16:53:11 +0000 UTC]

*swallows you too*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Azuita [2009-07-31 06:06:26 +0000 UTC]

Eru: poses*
me: cuz...she's...um....yougotapoint! ERU! HELP ME CARRY THIS-THIS THING!!!!!!

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Azuita In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-09 14:10:44 +0000 UTC]

Me: *takes the other side of the cake and lifts it up* O_<;; Holy cow! Who ever's gonna be eating this is gonna gain aloooooot of carbs.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Azuita [2009-08-15 13:36:54 +0000 UTC]

eru: eating it but suddenly stops *

O_O... ... ... o_o... ... ... everything in life is so joyous yet God made it all so unfair by giving every piece of it consequences... ... ... the cruel irony...

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Azuita In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-16 03:17:14 +0000 UTC]

I don't think it's possible for Eru to get fat.
It all goes to her bust. o_<;

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Azuita [2009-08-16 06:43:54 +0000 UTC]

eru: o_o... ... oh, so now I'm going to be a freak...
me:

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-29 01:57:15 +0000 UTC]

Negotiator: NO! NOT A FREAK! EVERY GIFT IS SACRED, ESPECIALLY YOUR GIFT!

Ushiko: Are you sure you're not just jealous, Neflatiator?

Negotiator: #>.># *snaps her finger*

Gabriel: *pokes Ushiko in the huge boob with his double-barrel shotgun* Grrrhrrrr...

Ushiko: Eru... Paul... Azuita... little help? ''o.o

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-30 00:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Eru: um...o_o...Neflatiator?

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-30 03:19:53 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: You know. Because she's the Negotiator. And she's completely and totally fla-

Gabriel: Rrrrhrrrr... *pokes in the boob with his shotgun*

Ushiko: Easy there, big guy. Point that somewhere else, will ya? ''o.o

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-30 10:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Eru: o,o... her boobs too*

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-31 15:43:30 +0000 UTC]

Ushiko: Careful there, honey. You might- *milk sprays out*

Negotiator: O_O

Gabriel: Rrrrrhrrrrr... *wipes milk from his eyes*

Ushiko: *dreamy look of ecstasy on her face*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-12 14:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Eru: OAO

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