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hewhowalksdeath In reply to ??? [2009-07-22 09:48:09 +0000 UTC]

eru: 8D....was that a joke? (points out that the cake is already a "piece")

me:...weight...crushing..legs...can't support...

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-22 18:40:58 +0000 UTC]

Jake: Uh, is he going to ber okay?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-07-23 07:02:00 +0000 UTC]

eru: oh he's fine~ he's just resting!

me: twitching*

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-23 22:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Jake: Uh, if you insist.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-07-24 13:24:31 +0000 UTC]

me: stops twitching*
eru: O_O....o_o

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-24 14:30:48 +0000 UTC]

Jake: Paul? Are you okay? Paul?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-07-25 12:48:57 +0000 UTC]

eru: O_O...whistles and walks away*
me:... stops moving*

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-25 13:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Jake: 0.o *pokes you with a stick* Paul? You okay?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-07-26 08:16:35 +0000 UTC]

eru:...omg...he fainted!

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-26 17:16:53 +0000 UTC]

Jake: 0.0 What do we do!?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-07-31 07:27:08 +0000 UTC]

eru: don't touch him! we need a shovel, some garbage bags...and probably some gloves!

me: burst out* I'M NOT DEAD!

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-01 00:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Jake; Ah! He's a zombie!!!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-08-01 12:48:27 +0000 UTC]

eru: WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!(smacks the giant plate towards me*)
me:

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-01 14:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Jake: 0.0 What now?!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-08-08 10:11:46 +0000 UTC]

eru: O_O...I think I knocked him down again...
me: not at all....(slowly walks up*)

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-09 14:48:22 +0000 UTC]

Jake: You okay?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-08-17 13:46:02 +0000 UTC]

me: need...air...

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-17 21:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Jake: *pokes you with a stick*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to GodzillaKiryu91 [2009-08-20 09:52:42 +0000 UTC]

twitches*

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GodzillaKiryu91 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-20 15:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Jake: Uh-oh.

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to ??? [2009-07-20 04:52:23 +0000 UTC]

MeH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME!*inhaling*And who might you be,lady?

Psycho:Wow,that's some slice of cake...Where's the rest of it?

PS:I'M TURNING 17 THIS YEAR!

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-07-20 08:38:06 +0000 UTC]

eru: I AM ERU! PAUL'S BUSTY EQUALLY PSYCHIC TWIN SISTER!

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-21 04:51:14 +0000 UTC]

Me:...Why must the sexy ones have to be evil...T_T


Psycho:*cough*Twincest*cough*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-07-21 06:50:38 +0000 UTC]

me and eru: NO WE'RE NOT!

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-21 16:59:17 +0000 UTC]

Me:*pounds Psycho*I'm so sorry,my brother of mine always say stupid crazy things.Thanks for the cake

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-07-22 09:42:18 +0000 UTC]

Eru: slaps Psycho* And don't ya forget it!

me: um, sorry about my twin she's...very aggressive...

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-24 16:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Psycho:...Kitty cat got a temper


Me:*uses tranq gun to put him to sleep*...Now that he's silenced,let's eat it!*bites the cake*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-07-25 12:44:45 +0000 UTC]

eru and me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! chomp*

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-25 13:43:48 +0000 UTC]

Me:WOW!,It's delicious,who made it by the way?

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-07-27 13:32:21 +0000 UTC]

eru: Moi~

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-07-28 15:02:58 +0000 UTC]

Me:...Not only you're hot,you're a good cook

Hunter:It's baker,mate.

me:Whatever,you're awesome Eru-chan!*hugs her*

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-07-31 06:35:30 +0000 UTC]

eru: o,o... ... Paul...help!
me: crushed by the giant cake*

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-01 17:27:00 +0000 UTC]

Me:*snaps out*Oh God,I'm sorry!I didn't mean to hug you so hard!

Psycho:You butthole,you also squeezed your face into her boobs!I wanted to do that!

Me:

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Stranger-D-Eternal [2009-08-02 02:54:21 +0000 UTC]

eru: o,o...T,T that's it! I'MMA GETTIN' MAH BOYFRIEND!!!!

(leaves*)

me: pushes cake off me*...oooh now you're in trouble!

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-29 01:44:03 +0000 UTC]

*is sad that Eru no longer has love in Nightjunk redux* v.v

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-29 13:26:06 +0000 UTC]

hmm, true, to be honest her supposed "match" Kazim in the RDX might end up with a plump German girl...

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-29 20:25:55 +0000 UTC]

*does not make her feel any better about it* v.v

*though she is curious who this chubby girl is* >.>

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-30 00:41:56 +0000 UTC]

this one actually [link]

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-30 03:15:48 +0000 UTC]

Pffft! That's not fat. If that's fat, then I'm fat. Though usually, girls that full-figured have larger boobs. *looks down at her own* v.v

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-05-30 10:55:28 +0000 UTC]

o3o...THEN I HAVE NOT DONE MY JOB! >8O
She's supposed to be this chubby cute girl who's a bigger otaku than me!

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-05-31 15:46:34 +0000 UTC]

She looks more full-figured than chubby. But the line between them is very blurred. By your standards, I'm chubby, just with way bigger boobs.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-12 14:18:42 +0000 UTC]

o3o...I see...

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-13 17:30:11 +0000 UTC]

Actually... she's the flatest chubby girl I've ever seen... all the ones I know in real life have at least a D cup...

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-14 03:04:50 +0000 UTC]

it's just the shirt, her's are pretty "decent" though.

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-25 17:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Hm. Let's hope so. I've never seen a "chubby" girl with anything less than a healthy C cup. The fat tends to be there just as much as it's in the rest of the body.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-26 13:02:35 +0000 UTC]

o3o...w'okay!

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-26 19:53:28 +0000 UTC]

Actually, that reminds me of a stand-up skit by Larry the Cable Guy.

Somethin' about... he likes dating fat woman, but only if they have fat t*ts. Or... you'd never want to date a fat woman who doesn't have fat t*ts... or something like that... Meh.

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hewhowalksdeath In reply to Cyberweasel89 [2011-06-27 01:37:30 +0000 UTC]

Larry the Cable Guy...why does it sound so familiar?

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Cyberweasel89 In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2011-06-27 02:12:15 +0000 UTC]

He's a conservative comedian who calls himself "Larry the Cable Guy", even though his name isn't Larry and he's never been a cable guy before in his life. He dresses up like a trailer park redneck and tells offensive jokes about women, minorities, animals, the mentally handicapped, sex, alcohol, drugs, NASCAR, and democrats. I've had the mistake of catching some of his stand-up when I was bored and, for some strange reason, had control of the TV in a seven-person household. He's also been known to tour with three other country-style comedians in "The Blue Collar Comedy Hour".

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Stranger-D-Eternal In reply to hewhowalksdeath [2009-08-02 15:43:07 +0000 UTC]

Me:*sigh*It was all an accident,my mind was filled with joy...And I think it was too much that I didn't realized that I just did that.I'll talk to him like a rational man.

Psycho:Good luck with that,I still wish that was me back there

Doc:And you'll get beaten as usual.

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