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Published: 2009-07-19 07:30:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 907; Favourites: 30; Downloads: 26
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...slice of strawberry cake. For who's turning 17 on 19th July this year.Planned, Baked and Hosted by Eru L.
(and carried here by me, Paul L. ... now would you excuse me...I need...an ice pack......*groan*)
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Ushiko: What? I'm a minotaur. We're cows. We lactate. #>.>#
Negotiator: *looks down at Ushiko's erect nipples poking through her wet tanktop* O_O
Ushiko: Well, if you read Cyberweasel's OC questionaire meme, you'd know being milked is my biggest fetish. #._.#
Gabriel: *licks the milk from his finger* Grrrr...
Negotiator: O_O
Ushiko: What? #>.>#
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Eru:...grabs Paul and left*
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Ushiko: #=.=# *goes off to find a man to take home for the night... hopefully a dairy rancher with strong hands*
Negotiator: #O_O# *grabs Gabriel and runs off to have him help with her breast growth exercises*
Gabriel: *grumbles, knowing what's coming*
..........
Me: *pops in* ......... My own OCs disturb me... o.o
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where the heck even you get that gigantic cake?! YOU STOLE IT FROM A GIANT THAT LIVED ABOVE THE CLOUDS???!!!
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Dianne: NOW SHE'S NOT A WUSS! UNLIKE YOU! NOW DICTATE!
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Y'know what?! I know that word you using! it just im a skool president but dont think im not understand that word, you flat!
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Me:Happy birthday Stranger..Eru..how are you holding that cake?
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eru: oh? I'm not holding anything~ 83
me: weight...inevitable...too...big...
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Me:..oh..o.o..didn't see you back there L.P XD Need some help over there?
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eru: oh he's fine~ (slaps him in the back*0 so what cha doing here kiddo?
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Me: Came by to say happy birthday to Strengerthannever..untill I saw the giant cake..Did..Did you make that o.o...I didn't even think they could be that big..
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eru: yeah! I'm as surprised as you are! XD
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Me: Need any help there L.P?
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me:...not moving*
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Me: *moves the plate off slowly* k that is very heavy to push..
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eru: OMG! HELP ME WITH THIS!
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Me: WHAT WITH WHAT?! PAUL OR THE CAKE?!0.0
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eru: o_o...hmm...good points...ponders*
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Me: =_= you really have to think about that. *goes over to help paul*
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me:...remember me...as a boy....X_X
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Me:: *Slowly but manages to get it off* geeze..how much does that cake weigh >_< You okay down there paul...Paul?
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(there's a large hole where I'm supposed to be*)
eru: O_O?
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Me:..*looks down the hole* o.o...L.P?
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eru:...bro?....BRO?...you down there?
(silence*)
eru: O_O...
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Me: *pulls out a flash light and shine it down the whole* hey you okay down there paul?
*beaming the light through the dark reflecting off everything*
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eru: that's..uh...a really deep hole...maybe we should go in...
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Me: Yeah...we should try and find him..*Grabs a near by ladder as he swings it over his head and carry it to the hole and sets it down*
Okay paul if your still okay make a sound I'm coming down. *He said slowly gripping onto the ladder* Coming Eru?
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eru: ...maybe I should go down first...remember...I'm wearing a dress here...I don't want you to see my you know whats!
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Me: Good Idea didn't think of that *He said looking at the ladder and move to the side* Here I hold on to the ladder while you go down.
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Eru: okay thanks!
(went in*)
eru: wow...he really out done himself! this hole is huge!
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Me: *clmibing down too* Well that cake was hugmoungas. So I say he probably went through 4 floors.
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eru: yeah, well getting pounded by a seismic cake isn't enough to do this... but still...whoa...a cave...
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Me: Yeah thats true..Now..the only question left is..Where did he go? *saying looking left and reight for L.P*
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eru: nowing him, he would either play a prank on us, or really tried to run away from me...God know why he does these things...
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Me: Hmm..Think we should split up and look for him? I'll take the left and you take the right. One of us is bound to find him.
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eru: kay' (leaves*)
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Me: K then I will go this path *He said taking the left tunnel*
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eru: h-hey! wait! I forgot, when things goes like this, Paul would normally wouldn't let us split. here, we go where that weird boy lying on a pool of blood is at...(sees me lying on a pool of blood on one side*)
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Me: *just sweat drop at that comment and ran up to paul* I think I found him...Paul you alright?
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me:...giant...rats....
eru: ...blind...bats?...Paul, all bats are blind.
me: not true, they can perfectly see in the day time, the only reason why people have such common misconception is- OMG! WHAT AM I SAYING?! RUN!
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Me:..*watches him run* humm..*he said looking at the direction he was laying from*..uhh..Eru I think what he reallly said was GIANT Rats *Started walking back slowly then went into a full sprint*
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eru: giant rat-
giant rats: snarls behind her in unison*
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Me: *Comes back and grabs her arm, while pulling her away from the rats behind her* We got to get out of her before we become their food! *Pointing behind her at the rats*
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eru: HOLY FREAKSHOW! THOSE ARE ANTS!!!!
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Me: What ever they are, just keep running! We dont want to end up to their buffet.
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-Still looking at Eru's neckline- Sweet... ah, wait, does somebody mentioned something about cake?
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This is cool. Great job!
p.s. Happy Birthday Stranger!
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eru: THANKS! 8D
me:...crushing...pain...so heavy...
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Jake: Can I have a piece?
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