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Dwarves seem to have earned a reputation for being brutish and rough which I hotly contest. Yes, they're fierce warriors and like to bash and hack the shit out of enemies, but they're also metal smiths and let me tell you, metal smithing is the FIDDLIEST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET. Until you've spent hours precariously balancing a ring on a firebrick, poking a tiny prong setting into place, applying flux and a microscopic piece of solder, and then fighting to keep it all exactly as you placed it until the solder melts, you cannot understand what otherworldly patience and finesse dwarves must possess. Even blacksmithing requires a lot of minute and careful maneuverings as well as some serious bashing power. Stout stature might suggest otherwise, but immense strength is very useful for delicate work because your body doesn't get tired so easily and slip up. Smithing also requires an unusual attention to detail because one tiny little setback might mean a hundred hours of cleanup.

That is why, whether dwarves are cutting gems, settings stones, making knives, or massaging elves, they are probably the most gentle, careful, detail-sensitive people in Middle Earth.

Here are some of the other Legolas and Gimli comics:







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AmusedDoodler [2019-06-26 04:52:38 +0000 UTC]

His little smile...

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DoomsDain [2019-01-25 23:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Thats why i think Dwarves wold have better decent Dexterity! Agility ok probably not but definitely some dexterity.

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heavy147 [2016-07-08 19:09:37 +0000 UTC]

I love thisΒ 

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Ashuri4610 [2016-04-05 10:16:23 +0000 UTC]

I just love how Gimli's pinkies are sticking out! Love this ^.^

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SeanMaguire1991 [2015-09-06 23:29:31 +0000 UTC]

the hands of an artisan

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Dr-Innocentchild [2015-05-04 00:40:24 +0000 UTC]

I just want to die, the page keeps telling me that the link for your comics are broken ;_;

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evaithegreen [2015-03-04 15:19:00 +0000 UTC]

Once you go Dwarf, you never go back!

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Grey-tipped-Wings [2014-06-29 03:32:25 +0000 UTC]

Can I color this? With all due credit and linking sent your way of course...

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hibbary In reply to Grey-tipped-Wings [2014-06-29 15:02:01 +0000 UTC]

Sure! Β You are welcome to color anything in my gallery so long as it's not a commission for someone else.

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Grey-tipped-Wings In reply to hibbary [2014-06-30 05:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Thank you~!

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Faetouched [2014-06-16 20:31:20 +0000 UTC]

Man, as someone who's done woodcarving, various crafting and attempted smithing, you have to be so precise and gentle it isn't even fricken funny, anyone who says Dwarves are heavy-handed brutes has clearly never so much as touched a set of smelting tongs before!

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Minuya [2014-04-01 17:17:48 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha oh my god, this made me laugh so hard...

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JosephineLithius [2014-01-11 00:40:44 +0000 UTC]

My god. Β This is pure, unadultrated awesome.

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Samciu [2014-01-08 16:31:42 +0000 UTC]

And here I am, reading comic about dwarves' massage instead of learning theory of our massage.

Still I love it It makes me laugh really hard whenever I see it XD

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Neinka [2013-12-31 02:47:39 +0000 UTC]

Aww i just knew it would end like this

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bryosgirl [2013-08-10 05:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Best part is, that is exactly how I would expect it to play out! XD

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NordicLynx [2013-04-29 11:48:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha, this is great

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MaggieCandy [2013-04-29 02:18:53 +0000 UTC]

Legolas's face in the second to the last panel is just EPIC!!!

Have you ever considered being an animator?

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hibbary In reply to MaggieCandy [2013-05-01 18:45:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, way back in the day that's just what I wanted to do. Then 3D and flash crap began to take the place of traditional animation and I just wasn't interested anymore. : /

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MaggieCandy In reply to hibbary [2013-05-02 17:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh that's too bad.

But hey there's always comics!

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Satsuki98 [2013-04-15 03:59:58 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking that he would gave him a nightmare. xD
Dude, I love your work. ouo

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Gundambaby [2013-03-09 21:37:12 +0000 UTC]

rolling on the floor, literally - thank you for this brilliant laugh !

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taroschain [2013-02-14 03:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Very funny comic, and I agree with you that dwarves would logically have the ability to be gentle and precise.

Legolas' ears remind me of a dog with how expressive they seem. XD

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Isen-Vinter [2013-01-16 18:48:20 +0000 UTC]

i adore your art and your explanation...
now i want a fanfiction to that theme XD

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TGunnor [2013-01-14 15:02:32 +0000 UTC]

OOOoooOohh my god I can't stop cracking up over this series of pictures! I love your cartoony style, it's splendid!

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Purestrongpoem [2013-01-14 03:53:10 +0000 UTC]

Legolas face was hilarious.

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AnonGirl88 [2013-01-13 13:46:32 +0000 UTC]

I agree so much, I've never liked dwarves being called clumsy. They are master crafters darn it!

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hibbary In reply to AnonGirl88 [2013-01-14 15:39:46 +0000 UTC]

I know, right? You really can't be a clumsy master metalsmith. It just doesn't work.

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laraanita [2013-01-08 21:22:27 +0000 UTC]

D'aaww

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pxlatedtraveler [2013-01-07 20:53:03 +0000 UTC]

I was afraid of scrolling down cause I'm at work. I don't regret it!!
I'll need some more of these when I get home!!!

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Kycheronian101 [2013-01-05 19:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha! That's funny!! It's great!

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Cutie-chanXD [2013-01-04 07:58:58 +0000 UTC]

Ya know, it kinda makes some logical sense here. Dwarves work all day in the mines, so you have to assume they would have perfected the art of easing sore muscles and getting kinks out of backs.

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Ashen-Phoenix [2013-01-03 19:06:50 +0000 UTC]

I had never given this aspect of dwarfdom much thought, but after seeing this comic and the extensive notes you've so thoughtfully supplied, my opinion has been vastly changed for the better.

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1nkl1ng [2013-01-03 17:56:07 +0000 UTC]

I love your logic, and the comic is great! Educational and funny ftw.

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zevranarainai1 [2013-01-01 15:29:32 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahaha I love this!!! The way you drew Legolas' expressions of nervousness and fear was hilarious, oh, and your Gimli is awesome!

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KayByrde [2012-12-30 19:58:24 +0000 UTC]

LOL his face!!! I'd be a bit afraid too. Awesome job!

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clacier [2012-12-29 08:34:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god...

I find it rather frustrating to be massaged by someone who's afraid to use their hands. XD

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Hedonistbyheart [2012-12-28 11:32:41 +0000 UTC]

haha I love how melted Legolas looks in the last panel and your point about the finesse required of dwarves in their work puts things into an interesting perspective Your lines are so smooth too and your character-designs are very appealing, it's truly lovely

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ryuu1818 [2012-12-27 06:53:53 +0000 UTC]

ahahhahaha i love the pains of small metals 83 (hides box of unfinished jewelries) ............83

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scirius14 [2012-12-27 02:00:36 +0000 UTC]

I love this! Also that had to be the best description of metal-working I have ever seen XD and I agree completely, I did a short jewelry making course back in highschool and that stuff requires the coordination and patience of a saint.

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meow-woof [2012-12-26 08:34:58 +0000 UTC]

That is so true! I actually just finished the Hobbit! Well, sort of... I got back about an hour ago. XD It was great, and there is actually a scene early on that proves this theory!!! <3

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andrielisilien [2012-12-25 12:58:06 +0000 UTC]

hehe, I agree with you; Dwarves are notorious for their works of craftsmanship in the finest detail. I would imagine their strength being intense but controlled. Very funny comic

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Rookwall [2012-12-25 06:34:19 +0000 UTC]

I want them both to give me a massage...is that wrong?

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MaxPaineVolumn In reply to Rookwall [2012-12-30 01:30:02 +0000 UTC]

So do I

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Tarotshama [2012-12-23 10:44:12 +0000 UTC]

These are very funny

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JulianGreystoke [2012-12-23 00:26:02 +0000 UTC]

Love!

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HallowedShellsArt [2012-12-22 23:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Their expressions. !

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TangerineVampire [2012-12-22 10:50:16 +0000 UTC]

I love this so much. Legolas and Gimli's friendship is the most special to me in The Lord of the Rings. <3
And you have a really good point about Dwarves. I never thought about it like that, but that's so true. They'd have to be so detail-oriented!

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Hildarius [2012-12-22 06:12:09 +0000 UTC]

These comics are fantastic! I love how you keep going with the relationship between Gimli and Legolas

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thetravelingbard [2012-12-22 05:50:06 +0000 UTC]

O my gosh I love these comics, they are all so hilarious! more more! Eeee, and Gimli is such a dainty back rubber, he even has his pinky fingers lifted up all posh like.

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