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HippoRaptor β Assassin's Creed: Food problem
Published: 2010-05-14 16:46:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 13359; Favourites: 310; Downloads: 88
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I AM SO SMART.So here's the story. Me and my brother were sitting at the table, eating stuff, watching TV. And then the most awesome idea popped into my head.
Me: "OMGWTFBBQ."
Brother: "WHAT?! "
Me: "IMAGINE ALTAIR EATING. A. DUCK."
Brother: "*gasp* AND THE DUCK IS ONE OF HIS TARGETS."
Me: "YES YES YES. AND, AND THE DUCK CAN SPEAK."
Brother: "AND ITS NAME IS HENRY. HENRY THE DUCK."
Me: "OMG OMG OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME. IMMA GET FAMOUS NOW, GET OUTTA MY WAY, BETCH. *smacks him and runs away*"
Brother: "OW YOU WHORE-"
Okay, I'll stop there.
I tried to make the letters bigger, but they wouldn't fit, so YEAH.
And actually, I started drawing this about... 3 months ago? I was drawing it for a project, but then I didn't finish it on time, I lost a friend and I FAILED. *sniff*
Oh, and wait for more comics. Im thinking about Masyaf Police. >8D (Miami Police parody)
I'm done here.
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Comments: 106
Noooooo! Not the duck! He could talk! Why would you kill a talking duck!
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That was so random and yet so funny. lol Nice
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nice i love it "y did u kill me?" "I was hungry" lol
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Thus, for his sheer awesomeness, Henry the Duck was excluded from the original Assassin's Creed to spare many players from endless tears. Oh how I wish there actually was something like that.
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Dude, there should be a DLC with Henry the Duck. But noooooo, AC is too classy for that. >8T BAH.
I would cry so bad, SO BAD.
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Of course it's to classy for that poop you call a duck!
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Yeah, AC is trying to be taken seriously though, but alas, they'd probably ruiin Henry anyway.
I would cry from the shear pain my ribs were in from laughing too hard.
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Like always, Ubisoft, like always. >8C
Meh, who needs ribs anyways?! XD
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Ugh, Ubisoft had BETTER recover for AC3, or...I don't know. Maybe we can find that guy who hacked Sony.
And don't worry. Ze ribs grow back (no they don't).
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LMAO We definitely should find that guy. He'd do SO much good to the world. Maybe destroy ACTA along the way--
Ahh, silly doktor.
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Yeah, but with that kind of power, he'd be a double-edged sword.
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Hey, hope dies last. |D
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Ah, but we can dream, eh?
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He will be always remembered in our HEARTS. :'C *dramatic music*
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lol not in our hearts...in our stomachs...*Benny hill theme* (Now I feel bad...)
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HhehehehehehehehehhEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHH!
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lol i know how you feel me and my brothewr come up with randome stuff to watching tv
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It's a really great way to be creative. XD
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It'll live. Probably. 8I;;
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Too mcuh tears for one derp comic.
and more horrible thing is it comes from AltaΓ―r...
All Masyaf's on alert because of it.
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I still laugh at this everytime I see it. he should be in the cryingwhileeating.com it's a real page LOL [link]
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LOL THANK YOU. XDDD
That page is so weird. SO MANY PEOPLE CRYING.
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The duck is one of his targets. OMG.
Faved it.
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Yep. I know. IT'S AWESOME. |D
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My head asplode when I read the comic.
I died when I read the description.
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THANK YOU! XD
I'm awesome like that.
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LMAO!! I love how Alty closed Henry's eyes...Heartbreaking. XDDDD
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Poor Alty. :C He used to drink beer with the duck. But you know, the crisis and all.
XDDDD
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Holeh fack thats funny as HELL! XDD
me and my little bro where cracking up! my older bro looks and acts like malik >:3
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WHY THANK YOU DERP. xD
Yeah, I know what that feels like (Has a brother herself). I would like to see your older brother~
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