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GHBxReader Taming a Demon: Eavesdropping … Pt 4

---The Mirror---
In the name of my fallen Faygo!!!
HONK HONK! MOTHER FUCKER!!
;o)
--Be the Reader—
“Aww, Sis, don’t up and be like that. Slam a WICKED ELIXIR and calm your tits.” The giant troll quickly said a prayer to the Mirthful Messiahs to pull two Faygo bottles from his Miracle Modus sylladex.
He handed one to you and looked into your eyes with seriousness “This will guide you on your path, wriggler. Slam a wicked elixir and the Mirthful Messiahs may smile on you… Human SCUM!!!”
You are jolted awake by a shout. The blanket roof, of your fort, is savagely pulled away and your midriff is grabbed by a large angry troll. Fear jolts through you as your mind races. You realize you are being held in front of the Grand High Blood’s bathroom mirror, that you wrote on.
The puzzle pieces fall into place ‘Ooooh.’
“What the MOTHER FUCK is wrong with this picture!” He growls behind you.
He is still holding you off the floor. “Normally…I’m shorter.”
Growl from the Grand High Blood. The grip on your waist tightens uncomfortably.
“You stole my Faygo. You got what you deserved… What would you do if someone stole the last drink of your Faygo? Cull them? I just dyed your skin green. And it isn’t even permanent.”
The Grand High Blood began to respond but his bedroom door was forced open by blue blood guards. In the mirror you could see them scan the room for an intruder. One spoke to the GHB (Grand High Blood) “Sir, is everythin...ggkkk.”
GHB dropped you to turn around and hit the guard. You didn’t see exactly what happened but without a word the other guards took the limp body out of the room, his head seemed to be turned to an unnatural angle.
The bedroom door was closed and the GHB plopped you into your bed/fort before closing the bathroom door. You heard him begin to shower as you looked at were the guard had been. There was a small blue pool of blood with a streak mark heading toward the door. The GHB was defiantly strong enough to kill you. You had done way more to annoy him than that guard had. Why weren’t you dead?
The GHB came out of the bathroom clean and clothed. His outfit covered most of his dyed skin but there was a visible ring of green around his neck.
You point to the green ring “You know your shame!”
“You will stay here until I Mother Fuckin’ get you for supper.”
“What about breakfast?.. You forgot, did you?”
Grummble “No, the guards will bring your breakfast.”
“You can barely keep me in line. How do you expect the guards to? Is this a challenge?” He opens the door and walks out “I’m considering it a challenge!” You call as the door closes.
You stand up. After saying that there is no way you can let your next pranking opportunity pass you bye. You climb on top of a bookcase next to the door.
--Time Skip—
*Knock, knock* “Your breakfast is ready.” A guard calls as he opens the door.
As soon as he enters, you yell “Suck it!!!” he is doused with yellow liquid from between your legs as you kneel on the bookcase. He yells something, drops the tray of food and runs out of the room, slamming the door closed.
You practically die laughing as you pull the bottle of Gold Faygo out from between your legs. You take a swig of the Faygo and hop down to see if any of that food is still good. Most of it is. You get bored and start going through your sylladex. Oh your cell phone is still off. You turn it on and are flooded with messaged from your family and friends but not LJ because he is still blocked.
You skim through the messages. Looks like the GHB kept his word most of the people taken where returned to town. Elsewhere there are still snatch-and-grabs of humans. You tell your family that you are okay but you cannot say where you are. You love them and will be keeping in contact when you can.
You unblock LJ from pestering you and begin to message him.
FickleFaygo (FF) began pestering LovenAll_Ja’booty (L_J)
FF: Yo, bro
L_J: Yo, hoe. Where have you been? What happened? Why aren’t you back?
FF: Yo, ho! Yo, ho! A pirates life for me!
L_J: Com’ on. What’s up?
FF: I have joined a band of space pirates.
L_J: Bull Shit!
FF: I have taken my place as a guardian of the galaxy. I was born to do this. I was destined for greatness!
L_J: Just stop. Please tell me. Come on I’m your moirail.
FF: Ok. Here it is. The total truth. Nothing else.
FF: The Grand High Blood captured me and I negotiated the release of the human prisoners.
FF: Oh, he and I had dinner together.
L_J: Fuuuuu! Fuck you!
FF: I pranked a blue blood guard by spraying him with yellow Faygo. He thought it was piss.
FF: It was AWESOME. XD
L_J: I’m going to assume u ran away from home.
FF: I’m going to tell you stuff like I’ve been caught by the GHB.
L_J: Well… since it doesn’t seem you’re in the sharing mood. I’ll tell you how home is; most things have gone back to normal here. No school so far though. Whoot Whoot!
FF: Damn it. Just when I get kidnapped, we get out of school. Thank yoooou Karma!
FF: I gotta go. Supper with GHB is coming-up.
L_J: Suuure. Have fun. Don’t get culled.
FF: Kay. Love you rail
L_J: Love you to moirail
FF ceased pestering L_J

--Time Skip—
The GHB escorted you to the dining hall. It was set-up like before, the two of you sat down like before, the food was served and the servants bowed. Just like before, you didn’t eat.
“Why THE MOTHER FUCK aren’t you eating? Are you going to BREAK your deal?” He growled
“One: it is OUR deal. Two: I promised I would eat but there was no time restriction on that deal so we can assume it was just for that meal.” You smile at him
His eyes narrow “What the DANM, do you want now?”
“I want to make a deal.”
He is silent. You can see the mental light bulb go off as he gently pinches your nose. ‘Seriously?!’ You though and start breathing through bared teeth. The GHB tries pressing a spoon to your mouth but you don’t open. He presses something grape-like to your teeth. It gets squashed and some juice gets in your mouth but you still don’t open-up. He tried pressing more things into your mouth with his hands but no luck. He can’t get you to open your mouth to eat. He sits back in his chair while glaring at you.
You speak “I will stop refusing meals for however long I stay here... BUT you must not be involved in the capturing, killing or imprisonment of any humans during that time.”
He stares at you. You can’t read what his going through his mind.
“Human’s care for each other. Every time you hurt a human you are hurting me. I am asking you to stop hurting me.” You explain, hoping this will sway his choice.
“How can I be SURE YOU WILL EAT?”
“I stick to my word and if I break it then there is nothing to stop you from hurting humans.”
He grins, his eyes seem orange “How do you know I will keep my part of the deal?”
“I want to see your dungeon every morning and your throne room every evening. I have friends that will watch elsewhere.” ….You think for a moment…It worked before, it might work again “Please, stop hurting humans.”
“Okay.” He watches you with a look you can’t place.
“Thank you.” You smile and begin to eat.
The rest of the meal went fairly calmly. He asked what you did before you came to his hive. You asked what he did besides kill. Soon, the two of you were chatting as his escorted you back to his room. He opened the door and you saw a male troll perched on top of GHB’s recupercoon.
GHB growled softly and the other troll smiled. He had the sign of an olive blood, his figure was slim and his eyes seemed to be knowledgeable, kind of cat-like over all. He waved.
“Hello, -First Name-. I’m your guest’s meowrail.” He smiled
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” GHB roared but didn’t move toward the cat-man.
“I had to meet the human you told me so much about.” The GHB looked pissed “You didn’t mention how beautiful she is!”
The GHB lunged for the troll only to have him evaporate.
“Oh, you’re even more pretty close-up!” You turn to see the cat-like troll right behind you. He winked “Let me show you a trick.” He went up to the GHB without hesitation and proceeded to “shoosh” pap him. “Trolls in red or pale quadrants have to keep each other calm. This is an old trick.”
You giggled at the face the GHB was making. He looked like a dog that was getting his belly scratched.
The cat-troll stepped back and stopped papping. “We need to have a feelings jam in the throne room.” He said to the GHB.
Cat-troll evaporates and GHB sleepily walks out of the room.
‘The fuck?... Hey, is that door even locked?’ you move to try the door but your shoulder is tapped. You gasp and turn to see the cat-troll.
“You should come with me.” He holds your hand and you feel dizzy. The world around you goes hazy then he lets go of your hand. You are in the throne room with the cat-troll.
“There are some things that you should know. I would have told you but I don’t think you would believe me so I thought you should hear it from my meowrail.”
“W-what?”
He takes your hand and guides you to sit behind the GHB’s throne. “Just listen.” He says.
You hear a door thrown open and such loud footsteps that it could only be the GHB.
“What took you, meowrail?”
“I CAN’T FUCKING DISAPPEAR WITH A WAVE OF MY BULGE LIKE YOU! Why did you want to see me? WHY WERE YOU NEAR HER!”
“Calm yourself. I just wanted to see the one you thought so highly of.”
“I DON’T THINK HIGHLY OF HER! I don’t know why…” he sits in his throne “I’m flushed. SHE IS HUMAN SCUM. Her blood isn’t even on the hemospectrum but SHE IS A MIRICAL. I just don’t know why the Mirthful Messiahs sent her to me.”
“Meowrail, how can you be sure that this isn’t a bunch of fake paw-beast nip?”
“I can feel miracles. THE FIRST TIME I KILLED A TROLL. It was a miracle. WHEN I USED HIS BLOOD FOR PAINT. It was a miracle. EVERYTIME I SEE HER, I feel that she is a MIRACLE.”
“What if this miracle does not agree with your other miracles? Humans are not raised like trolls. She will not see culling as a miracle.”
No response from the GHB.
“Which miracle would you choose if you could not have both?”
*Knock Knock* It had to be someone tapping on the iron door.
“MOTHER FUCKING, ENTER!” roared the GHB
“Grand High Blood, there have been…Ahh!” *DULL THUNK OF METAL* *Wet squashing*
The cat-troll evaporates in front of you. Holds your hand then the world goes spinning. Your vision clears and you are in the GHB’s bedroom with cat-troll.
“Why did you show me that?” You ask.
He smiles “You needed to know.”
“What do you get out of it?”
Shrug “Now you know my meowrail’s feelings you won’t accidentally hurt them.”
“What if I purposefully do? What if I can’t be flushed for him?”
“Puurhaps, I have shown you a fork in the road but the path you take is still your choice.”
You smile “What’s your name?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Huh, can I call you Cheshire?”
“I don’t see why you cannot. But why would you want to?”
“You remind me of a pretty cool cat on Earth. He had excellent evaporating skills, too.”
“Sounds purrrfect.” He disappeared.
‘So…I’m the GHB’s flush crush… Yah there is no possible way this could go horribly, horribly wrong.’ You think to yourself as you relax in your bed/fort.