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The Skate Park

“Okay, now go play nice with the other kids,” you say cheerfully “and leave me the fuck alone.”

“Jeez, babe.” Cronus walks toward the skate park.

“Stupid landdwweller.” Eridan mumbles as he heads toward the library.

You sit under a tree and start reading Deviant Art lemons.

“h3y, s1s’t4!”

You look-up and see Latula heading your way. You close the browser and wave to her “Yo.”

“1’v3 h34rd th4t you 4r3 th3 on3 to t4lk to 4bout the 4mpor4s.”

“I’m not really the one to talk to. They are just crashing at my house, um, hive.”

“y4h, but th3y l1st3n to you 4nd you don’t l3t th3m l1v3 sh1t down.”

“Wellll, tell me what’s up and I’ll tell you if I can help.”

“RAD1C4L!” she gives you a hand stinging high-five “1 n33d to stop Cronus from m3ss1ng w1th my M1nuta. F1sh boy, 1s b31ng 4 tot4l douch3!”

“Yah, I’ve noticed but I can’t really do anything to stop Cro. I mean if I’m around I can…” you notice Cronus sneaking up on Minuta.

“HEY! FISH HOLE!” everyone turns to look at you. You point at Cronus “I’M WATCHING YOU!” you point to your eyes then back at him. He blushes purple from being called out in front of everyone. Minuta absconds on his skateboard.

You calmly return to your conversation with Latula “ I can yell at him when I’m around but when I’m not right next to him I can’t really help. ”

“com3 on, 1t would be 4w3som3 not to have to worry 4bout Cronus for onc3.”

“Umm…” you stop and think. A million pranks run through your mind but nothing would solve the problem long term…Well, that one could. “It’ll cost you five bucks.”

“ok4y.” Laluta hands you the money.

“I’ll be back in a minute.” You smile and walk toward the nearby dollar store.

----Small Time Skip---

You peek at Eridan from around a book shelf. “Wanna help me embarrass Cronus?”

“Is a sea-coww a mammal?” Eridan smiles

“Just stop.”

---Small Time Skip---

Cronus walks-up to Mituna. ___, Latula, and Kurloz are nowhere to be seen. Mituna doesn’t stand a chance.

“Ey, is that a nevw helmet?”

“Ah! N-no it isn’t fuck-fuckass.” Mituna rambles

“Ey, that’s no wvay to talk to a guy that’s just try’n to havwe a normal conversation vwith you.”

“I’ll use th-this-is!” Mituna pulls out a spray bottle.

“Vwhat are you gonna do vwith that Mi-tiny?”

“I want that you not hear, now!”

“No, vwe’re palls. I’m not…”

“ldafnodan;oneafsdc adfn alfnenfa!” Mituna spazzes out and starts spraying Cronus.

“Really?” Cronus is basically unphased by the water.

You and Eridan appear from your hiding spot. “EEEWWWW!!!!” you both scream like little girls as you point at Cronus.

“Vwhat?.. Horseshi!..” He looks down to see that Mituna has sprayed his pants and lower shirt with purple tinted water.

“Cro, did you wet yourself?” You say way louder than need be to draw attention.

“NNo. Course I didn’t this is all a missund…”

“Then…is that…” you and Eridan exchange looks then look back at Cronus in horror.

“Genetic Material!!!???”You and Eridan yell together.

Cronus’ face burns bright purple as people stare at him and whisper amongst themselves.

---Time Skip---

“I hate both of you's.” Cronus says from the back seat of your car.

“That’s what you get for picking on Tuna.” You say simply “And I let him keep the spray bottle so it will just happen again if you try something.”

“That was glubben hilarious! I even got pictures!” Eridan laughs in the front passenger seat as he looks at his phone.

“Gim’me that!” Cronus’ arm wraps around Eridan’s neck.

“No! Posting on FaceBook!!!” Eridan wheezes out.

You take a hand off the wheel and start smacking both of them. “Stop it! If this car crashes it is because I have decided it isn’t worth putting up with you two. I will not crash because you guys are being stupid and fighting like grubs!”

The car weaves as the three of you make your way home.