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Stuck with Eridan and Cronus
Grocery Shopping

“I don’t sea why we glub’en gotta get human food.” Eridan complained

“Because you and Cro eat like pigs. My fridge was full two days ago and now there’s barely anything in there.” You respond as you push the shopping cart.

“Doll, I’m sorry my little bro eats like a oinkbeast. Please” Cronus gets in your personal bubble, his arms begin to wrap around your waist “Lemme make it up to you. Ow!”

You step on his shoe and keep pushing the cart.

“Babe, don’t scuff the leather!” Cronuz starts messing with is army style boots.

“Hey, ---Name---, sea here? They got wwaffles!” Eridan is pointing at the frozen waffles.

“Your observation skills are astounding. One day, you might just find Waldo.” You walk past him

“I’m getten the wwaffles.”

“No you aren’t.” you respond

“Wwhy not?”

“Because they are overpriced and you can’t even pronounce the word right.”

“Like shell, I’m not sayin’ it right!”

“Okay, if you can say waffle I will buy them.” You give him a look.

“Wwaffle.”

“Nope.”

“Ey, vwhat’s up with you’s?” Cronus walks up.

“She won’t let me get wwaffles.”

“Because you’re not saying it right. It’s waffle.” You explain.

“That’s vwhat he just said.” Cronus comments.

“Glub’en yah.” Eridan pouts.

“No, you’re saying it like you’re shivering or something. It waffle not wwaffle.”

“Doll, he’s say’n vwaffle.”

“Quiet Cronus you’re way off.” You hush Cronus

“I just wwant the wwaffles!” Eridan yells.

“Why are you yelling?”

“Classy Chassie, let him have the vwaffles!”

Kankri appears from around a wall of shelves “Cronus, please refrain from speaking in such a loud manner. It is very triggering. There are many social implications of such…”

---Everyone Zones Out Until Kankri Leaves---

“No, neither of you are anywhere close to being able to pronouns the word. I’m not buying it.”

“Get Me The WWAFFLES!”

“NO! Say it right!”

“ WWAFFLE! WWAFFLE WWAFFLE WWAFFLE! WW, WW, WW, WWWW!”

“VWAFFLE! VW, VW, VW, VW!”

“It’s waffle! W, W, W, W, W, W, W!”

----Small Time Skip---

“Ey, I just can’t belivwe vwe got kicked out’a Walmart.”

“I can’t belivve she wwouldn’t let me get wwaffles.”

You call out the car window “I can’t belive you guys didn’t jump in before I locked the doors.” You roll the window up and start leaving the parking lot. The Ampora brothers try to jump ontop of the car.