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Hey, everybody! I posted something dark! I'm so dark and something is wrong with me so I'm taking advice and I'm going to use sticks and bricks to KILL MYSELF!!!
Anyway...
Here is the last official picture of 2010 (even though I still have a small backlog of pieces from 2010 I need to post), depicting an old character of mine from 2001 named Shrapnel (Yes that is his real name and I'm not changing it). I originally created him to serve as a relative of a character belonging to my Ex-boyfriend, so he shares some attributes with that character (that is, if my Ex even still draws and writes stories like he used to). Thanks to ~BlackDove42 Shrapnel has some new origins. She also suggested I give Shrapnel something like a "Double Shoulder Socket," which made the alignment (or lack thereof) of his arms a little easier to draw. besides, if Hindu people can do it (a la Shiva), then so can I, right?
I don't see Shrapnel and *screamin-jazzy 's Joshua Craig getting along well at all. Yay! Mortal Enemiesez!
Shrapnel hails from a semi-aquatic and rather amorous four-armed race known as the Kardozo, who have origins via Alchemy in Venice during the Italian Renaissance. Over the centuries, the Kardozo have migrated to every [warm] corner of the Earth, usually taking residence in sewers or along shorelines in seaside caves. They never revealed themselves to humans simply because humans fear what they do not understand.
When the first wave of Apocalypse came to pass, the Kardozo found they no longer had a reason to hide, and begin work as bodyguards and concubines for the rich and powerful.
While not interested in him sexually, the Anti-Christ known as Damien Lucifer hired the Kardozo known as Shrapnel to be one of two personal bodyguards when his Four Horsemen were out culling the planet for renegade Neo-Children. He was impressed by Shrapnel's ability to immobilize his opponent with his pheromone and then flay them alive in a matter of seconds.
If there's enough interest, I may allow people to make their own Kardozo, but you have to follow certain guidelines when it comes to appearance.
Real Name: Shrapnel
Designate: Shrapnel (Why mess with perfection?)
Title: N/A
Race/Species: Kardozo
Gender: Male
Occupation: One of Damien Lucifer's Two Personal Bodyguards
Birthday: October 27, 1501
Age: N/A
Physical Age: Early mid-20s; Early-30s
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 170 Ibs.
Eye Colour: Magenta Irises, Warm Grey Sclera
Hair Colour: Dark Green
Orientation: Pansexual (Most Kardozo are)
Nationality: Italian American?
Realm Of Origin: Earth
Homeworld: Earth/Hell-Earth
Region: The United States of America
Weapon (s): Gauntlets equipped with razor-sharp blades (the blades on the first set of hands are noticeably shorter than the blades on the second set.)
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman strength, Heightened Senses, the ability to secrete an invisible air-born odorless "Pheromone" from his pores to sexually attract...anyone!
Likes: Not having to live in a cave anymore, Zion Reza, Damien Lucifer, getting laid, staying fit, being so fresh and so clean!
Dislikes: Joshua Craig, smelling of the gutter, not getting laid.
Pet (s): N/A
Vulgar Display of Power: N/A
Extra Information
† His pheromones have never worked and probably never will work on Hotaru. This is probably due to her being part machine...or her Nanites.
† Also, Shrapnel's pheromones will not work on Morpheus, possibly because his mutated "Metafluke" genes have rendered him one of the Living Dead. The same can be said for other denizens of the "Living Dead" such as Nurse Carla, Hughbert Gallowsmere, and Mateo HallowAxe.
† On the other hand, when/if Dr. Ryan is exposed to Shrapnel's pheromones, he is driven into an uncontrollable rage (and STILL no boner; only Mel can do that) at which he tries to kill his target (i.e Shrapnel himself) as well as anyone unlucky enough to get in his way.
† An overdose of Kardozo pheromone CAN kill a normal human in seconds (since being exposed to Kardozo pheromones is the equivalent of an Ecstasy trip).
† Is has been theorized by multiple scientists that, if Shrapnel and Felicity ever had sex, the mixing of their pheromones would create a "Super Plague" that would wipe out the entire Earth's population, including humans, demons, and animals, Most Sea-Life, and most Plant Life.
Music Information
Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil Wayne - "Let It Rock"
Powerman 5000 - "Super Villain"
Billy Idol - "Rebel Yell"
Sister of Mercy - "More"
Billy Idol - "Flesh for Fantasy"
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Comments: 172
super plague! LETS DO IT! ^o^
I figure Alexi's going to be pretty immune to his pheremones also, I'm toying with the idea of making him UBER dead and withdrawn from everything except BEO and Beluxi, due to the whole magical pixie episode kicking his nasty black sqiudlings into overdrive XD
MOAR skin tight leather ^o^
I'm allways a fan of multi limbed thingemies ... think I should make one of these guys too? O.O?
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Oh lord. Super Plague does sound fun, doesn't it. Watch Nazaroth and some of the Annunaki come from Nibiru and say "Have sex and destroy the word...Now."
I just got this image in my head of Morpheus and Alexi sitting in front of Shrpanel being like.
Morpheus: *to Alexi* "What are we supposed to be feeling again?"
Shrapnel: *sigh* This is impossible.
Alexi: *to Morpheus* Ah...I uh...suggest that we run."
Morpheus: Why? *sees Ryan foaming at the mouth running towards Shrapnel* Oh, I see...*crawls off*
Dude, it would be awesome if you made one! 
I see you're online on Gaia too. Yay! ^O^
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sexy destruction is the best kind XD
mmh the plague hits and only Morpheus and Alexi are left to save the day with a rabid Ryan XD sounds fun
note away XD
I don't go on there much I was being harrassed by this "guy" who is "totally gay and hard core" but goes on and on about how shit everything is waaaahh waaaah waaaah fag >.<
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Super Sexy Destruction. There's a Hell of a tagline.
Now that sounds a movie in the making. I was if Troma would be interested in producing it.
Okay I'll send you a note here in a bit.
I'm just trying to sell off a couple of expensive hard to sell items and working on my Achievments. I bagged a Chain Wallet on the Market. ^.^;
What guy is that? I wanna see him...or at least is avi.
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eh heh and they end up locked in some crazy DOOM orgasm O.O;
and the boiz have to try pry them apart useing SCIENCE!!! and sheer manic insanity I spose too XD
gotta go for lunch soon back in an hour
ah... I sold all my expensive stuff cheeeeaaap ^.^; I just wanted rid of it GO GO GO
Nawty Nazi ¬.¬ mmmyyyyuuuuurp, my fault for talking to her I guess >.< traded some art and then went O.O; OH SHIT your a freeeeeaaak
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Ewww...and Alexi doesn't want to touch, Morpheus falls asleep and all the while they have to outrun Ryan.
Sweet. I just replied to the RP finally. Do you think Shuao would try to import items from Hell to make money?
lolz. I did something stupid and traded off my Ninja Headband for some items I THOUGHT I could make a decent profit from, but no sadly. ^.^;
Oh, I've heard of him...er...her...never actually talked to them though but I liked their avi.
I usually only stick around the Exchange and the Achievements forums. How did you get the "Invisibility" Achievement without idiots in CB screwing you up? O.O;
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ah yeah... we are doomed O.O;
oh myeah *goes to look* very probably...infact...yes O.O
ah ^.^; I don't have the patience for trading XD
well he claims to be a male, he claims to be a male SnM expert and a big deal in the gay community ect... but he doesn't have a clue it's like WTF and he RP'd with me a it but then it was URRGH and he claimed I was not very creative but it's like O.O; do you have any concept of human anatomy!?!?
um, well I just wrote: "My Friends only" in the title at a time when YOU were my only friend, then wrote something that the average fucktard would not want to click on ... I think I quoted from my fav book, also I posted at a time when most americans arnt online, so only europeans to deal with at that time, got it in one try XD
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Yes, Hell help us all...although I can see the other Meta surviving the Plague too...maybe. O.O;
The Toxic Avenger has nothing on us!!! O.O;
lolz. I might just wait until the Rainy Day goes up again before I sell it. I was going for 5 million, now it's going for about 3 million. I made a rainbow RAPE avi, but I need to sell off my Fremare's Guard before I can make it. It's worth (not counting the items I already have for it) about 650k. :sweat:
I should have just old my Ninja Headband for a straight 8.5 million. ^.^;
You? Not very creative? Er...?You're one of the best I've RP'd with because you're creative and thinking of new ideas. What the Hell. O.O;
And what time would you say would be a good time to try? I thought about maing a thread that would be titeld something like "DOn't post yet I'm setting up!" or something. Do you think if would work?
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yeah probably... it would be messy O.O;
blaah money and numbers make my head hurt >.<
muuuureeerp O.<;
I dunno just give it a few goes whatever. maybe if theres allot of traffic it will be easier since you will drop off the front page faster ^o^ who knows.
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Most likely. It's up to Alexi to save the world. Too bad he finds girl disgusting.
Mine too. Let's stop! Give me moneys! >.<;
Well you are. It';s better than doing an RP where your character sit around and do nothing while your RP partners causes drama between all her characters.
Yeah, both of those sound like good ideas. And don't dare make a post saying "Please don't post!" because then some idiot WILL post. O.O;
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watch him resentfully save the whole and spend the rest of the week in the shower going EEEEEEEWWWWWWW BEWBIES *o*
no we do felatio in hallways BAM!
well duh, XD thats why I posted something about wolves craving infinaty and thats why we all howl into the void ...or some bullshit allong those lines, I doubt anyone would even click on it, I was expecting one person to say something like WHUT!? or STFU FAG!! but nope nothing Jazz wins XD just gotta do the birthday, con stuff and the huuuuge number of posts one O.<;
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lolz. Hopefully BEO resurrected and can help him forget all about teh boobies.
Awww...But...but...I has a gag reflex. T_T
lolz. And that is another reason why you're so awesome.
I remember doing a wolf RP on the Neoboard where I made a wolf named "Lady Bass Are" who was lonely and howled into the void and all n00bs thought I was awesome and deeper.
I gotta do birthday, con, sell 20 of the same item, and do both the large thread ones, get 10k posts, made that Chatterbox thread, and I haven't even unlocked "Prayer Circle" or "Hive Minded" yet. O.O;
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eh heh I'm sure he can XD
yeah me too... it's a bastard O.<;
pfft fags.
huuummm well if you need me to spam up any threads or whatever, gimme a shout, mebbee we should make a giant retard thread O.O; to get the 10k posties O.<;
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lolz. BEO can help him forget everything, except his daughter.
Oh, if you want, I can have DQ dress up like the doll Beluxi begged her daddy for. It's actually based on an outfit I put her in after I bought a December 2010 Letter from the cash shop.
Pfft...that's Neopets for you.
I was thinking of making a big retard thread over in the Chatterbox for the Hell of it anyway, but hey, trying to Popular Thread and Megathread might be fun and I need to get my gold back up so I can make my Rainbow Vomit Space Unicorn avi.
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how can anyone forget majicaluuu sparkle Beluxi O.o;
Alexi will keeel her XD
urrrgh don't ToT
yeah I did someones whole mega thread myself one day at work O.O; I was having massive period agony... so was useing it like a sort of meditation thing, I find repetative tasks help he take my mind off of pain... I just did it in a daze and was all...oh...ok...um done O.O;
I'm quite happy with my bowler hat straight jacket look XD
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*snorts* She had her daddies completely at her mercy and they don't care.
There we go, now DQ looks like a white haired Little Red riding Hood. I figure there has to be an explanation as to why my Gaia avi can change her hair and skin colour but the real DQ can't.
Alexi wants to get on Beluxi's bad side, huh? I can't wait for Mel and Ryan to give Beluxi her Mo-Mo plushie.
I thought about logging in and playing again, but...urgh...O.<;
Man, that actually sounds like a good idea. When I'm in pain like that I just can't concentrate. I just drink coffee and pop Ibuprofen like crazy while trying to get Havik off my shoulder...because he thinks he wants my coffee. >.O;
I do love your Bowler Hat and Strait jacket look.
Hey! have you developed chibi AU Vampire BEO any yet? Maybe he should be running around in teh toy store while Beluxi shops with her daddies.
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thats what daddies are fooooooor XD
yeeah I kept meaning to finnish my blue skinned multilimbed shark boi avi XD
damn you Mo-Mo *RAGE*
zactly URRRGH also I can't navigate that place at all anymore O.o;
Jaz quit coffee... oh god it was horrible quitting *o* and now I don't know what to buy in cafe's it's like...ummmmm duuuuuuuh something... hot, with no caffiene and no suger... not sweet, no milk...um....shit >.<
AH!
chibi vamp... i'm still undecided about him ... .guess i could just blag it.
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But of course, and she's their little Princess.
I had this idea where when she and Shyam are older, they're sent as to a military academy in Hell for further training and refining of their powers. Of course family gets to visit.
Oh yeah, and you need to draw Mr. Piggy-Wig too.
lolz. Poor Alexi. No one else seems to mind Mo-Mo.
I prefer Subeta myself, even though I missed their Xmass event. >.<;
Eww, how does one quit coffee? It's sounds...impossible. OoO
Any idea why Hell toys are showing up in the City? I thought it was a weird idea you could work with.
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oh man those two at military school would not go well O.O;
They are both waaaaaay to spoiled for military school! could you imagine Shyam wearing anything that isn't soft and silky and glittery REALLY!?!
I got a pretty good drawing somewheres O.O;
Alexi likes Morpheus really ^.^;;; just not with his daughter.
I missed pretty much all the christmas events this year O.O;
gaias one was rubbish >.<
um... with many great headaches and realising that there is caffiene in almost EVERYTHING! even green tea... im like nooooooo your kidding, here too ToT
mmmyyyurp ^o^
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lolz. I can see Shyam being kind of like Klinger from M*A*S*H, only with more glitter, but no one seems to care how he dresses as long as he gets his job done.
Well, it's not like Morpheus is actually interested in Beluxi. He may look like Hand Beckert, but he's not Hans Beckert *whistles Hall of the Mountain King*
Well, scan Mr. Piggy Wig and post him when you get home? *.*
I somehow missed all of the Gaia's Craoling Items last year. I could have sworn I went caroling. This year I missed two event items, but I found them cheap on the Market and got them. O.O;
Subeta does something similar to Neopets where you can get a free item everyday for the month. I keep forgetting it. ^.^;
I usually make sure I read labels here, it usually has "Decaf" written somewhere on the bottle. Of course Pepsi has a special "Gold" Label to distinguish it from its caffeinated counterpart. ^.^
lolz. Was that a ye or a no?
I'm put DQ in her Steampunk outfit now.
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ah yeh probably ^.^;
watch him spazz over getting mud on his clothes ToT
thats what makes Morpheus all the more alluring XD he's a challenge!
bah I would have to fin him first O.O;
I missed most of the caroliing since my computer here cant really handle gaia it barely handles DA O.<;
nah decaf still has a very small amount of caffiene so I can't drink any of it, it's to so with my period pain, caffiene increases estrogen production so that might be making my periods worse so im trying to be without it
dooo dooo dooo doooo is a secret XD or are they dangerouse ... who knows.... who knows whats been shipped into hell or how this mass tradeing is being orcenstrated.... bet there's all kinds of cool hell drugs he could be exporting to ^.^
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And then he cries like crazy only to go ballistic when the drill sergeant yells at him...or Beluxi goes ballistic and beats up the drill sergeant.
lolz. Well, he spends most of his time sleeping, and apparently Beluxi takes after her daddies and likes cuddling.
Aww...poo.
Damn, I have some extra caroling items I could send your way. I was going to hold onto them to sell later, but caroling items usually don't go for that much to begin with and don't gain much in the ling run. I plan on buying the 2k9 set (which I missed) once I sell a couple more things. Did you get any of the Coca-Cola items?
Oh yeah, I forgot that part about your Lady Water. I'm on my period right now, but lucky I only have one really bad day (usually the first day) and then I'm fine after that. I just get really sluggish and want to sleep. >.O;
Possibly. Maybe Craven and /or Van Gloria struck a deal with Shuao or something. They're the most business savvy of the SDS.
I can see them exporting some of Uncle Biff's Surplus. Now there's a drug that will knock you on your ass. *.*
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depends how grown up he is though Shyam is going to be a tricky one to judge... mood swing queen ^.^;
psssh Morpheus is just a dangerouse plush toy really O.O;
naah don't need em I coulda got them if I wanted them that bad XD
I think I got the coca cola items... mebbe... not my thing though really XD
mine is just pure hell before, during and after ¬.¬;
craven is a guy Shauo would trust XD
psssh doesn't that kill people ? maybe if you cut it with something elese ^.^:;;
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And thus Beluxi is going to have to defend him...a lot. ^.^;
Indeed he is, and Beluxi's probably drawn to dangerous things just like Daddy-Jiang.
lolz. Okay. I just looked and mine's not a completely set anyway. I got two sets of Event Gift items though. >.>;
I have like three polar bear plushies. I had to get one of those since I used to have a Coca-Cola Polar Bear plushie IRL. I remember everybody got one that year.
I spot for a week (which burns like Hell for some reason) then I have mine and then I'm doen for a month. O.<;
I had a feeling he would be. Craven used to be a lawyer and played Wall street alot before he went crazy.
lolz. Oh yeah it does. Maybe they're selling it as spice for your brownie batter.
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going on an hours lunch break now ^.^;
would she defend him, or just beat him up moooaar
ah quite so
heh I think I have two pieces of each of the sets and thats it ^.^;; the snowflake carolling set was quite tastefull I thought unlike useall stuff.
bleh, not a fan of plushies meself XD
oh myeah... Craven doesn't seem to nuts though ^.^;;
mmmhhh majicallu DEATH brownies O.O;
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Ah okay. I finally go my RP reply finished too. I had Arkadi go Xmass shopping.
Now there's a good question. I guess it would depend on her mood.
I mean even Alexi was drawn to him, mostly because Morpheus can remove his own head.
I thought the Snowflake Caroling set was one of the prettiest yet, although the Green One from last year (which I somehow missed) was also pretty. I kind of like the Elftech stuff from this year too, but really just the leggings and the hat. ^.^;
I actually gave my kitten Havik a Beanie Baby kitten I found at the Salvation Army. Some dumbass actually cut its tags off. >.O;
I think Craven and Van Gloria are probably the most sane of the SDS, although I'm sure they do lapse at times...like when Craven comes across a large sum of money.
Yesh, you must mix the spice in your butter before applying it to your brownie batter to get the full effect without killing you. O.O;
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what do you want to do with Gwindle and Lucifuge, would you like to set up Lucifuge nice and comfy somewhere late in the evening and have Gwindle bring him coffee and cookies whilst they have a refined grownup moment with his trouser dolphin XD
yup I got the green one, I liked that too, I was just glad to see something that wasn't RED ^.^.
eh heh you should draw Craven like scrouge Mc Duck XD
Full effect without DEATH! now thats the hell brownie flavour ^o^
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lolz. That sounds like fun too. At last you know what a cookie is, because ~ScarecrowCenobite didn't. Then again he was the one who told me what "Fanny" meant over there (which actually makes this joke I once heard about three Prists who died and went to Heaven even funnier).
But yes, Trouser Dolphin. I figure Lucifuge and Gwendel would be the type of couple to come up with a pet name for each others ding dings.
I used the red leggings from the Elftech for DQ"s "Red Xmass" avi.
Oh god, I just got this image of Craven in and old fashioned swimsuit diving into his money bin...and Morpheus asleep in a solid gold life ring.
Exactly. Hell brownies are the bestest. Next thing you know Craven and Shuao will open a chain of coffee houses like Starbucks where they put "spice" in everything, because it probably can't be detected being from Hell and all.
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ah... yeah well to be honest you get flooded with american stuff over here and at SEGA I had to use american spelling most of the time bleergh had to use english, american and australian spellings for bug writting.
uuuhhh ok so if Lucifuge has the trouser dolphin... what does Gwindle have... the black beastie XD
old fashioned swimsuit craven sounds hawt XD
O.O; we must do that!
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Man that sound complicated, I mean I use English spelling for some things anyway, which I've been picked on abut in the past because I spelled it "colour", but meh. I'm classy.
Gwendel has...the Black Trouser Beasty!
I agree. I just can't see Craven in normal swim trunks. Maybe I can draw him a Man-Up and make people go "WTF?" and add the stripes and everything.
Heehee, and I still need to draw BEO and Arkadi walking in on Preston while he's snorting Melange through a straw.
Speaking of Preston, I'm tempted to have Arkadi go the junk yard and "bag" him as one of BEO's Xmass presetns just to freak both BEO and Alexi out.
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yeah fun times O.<;
I can't see those words comming out of Gwindle's lips O.O;;;
yush yush yush please do,with chest hair peeking over the top and rolls of notes in his pockets XD
ah... eh heh what DA's feelings on blatent drug use... snorting Melange sounds sooo nasty you figure your nose would implode or fall off...or both O.<; does he get allot of nose bleeds XD
Alexi would be pissssssssssed KA BOOM! angry scowl off between Preston and Alexi pfft! isn't Preston likely to have "issues" with being taken from his comfort zone... sort dangerouse explody issues O.o
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Yeah, and I spell it "creme" too. O.<;
Maybe that's what Lucifuge named it.
Aww, but Metaflukes don't have body hair or that would be awesome. T_T
Preston probably just get nose bleeds, but that could be brought on by the migraines he sometimes gets when exposed to negative emotions.
Probably actually, at which everyone yells at Arkadi fro risking the Tower being blown up (along with have of Hell) and then Arkadi cries. Not that Rofocales don't emo enough as it is.
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eh heh yeah I can see Gwindle struggling for the correct word for something and Lucifuge hands him one, there you go... yep thats going to go down well in everyday conversaton XD
aaaawwww i want him to have perfectly little curly ones ToT
eh heh Alexi get's nose bleeds when he's trying not to get aroused XD blood gotta go somewhere funny image of them just standing there leaking blood from the face drip drip drip
true.....true >.<
as long as Arkadi doesn't EMO-SPLODE! *o*
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Yeah, I'm surprised by "hot Dates" he wasn't thinking of fruits that have been cooked or something.
I know, but Metaflukes don't have body hair. T_______________T
Hahaha, that sounds perfect. I can see Joshua looking over Preston and going "Why is this familiar?"
Oh lord, then BEO would have to port them both to Midian and then he'd get blown up...again!
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dates are tasty ^o^
BOOOOO mebbe he draws on little curls with a sharpie XD
Josh would probably find him attractive O.O;;
And Alexi will have to be a drama whore OH LANGUISH! LANGUISH!
I like to roll in my Husbands innards XD
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lolz. I'm still surprised Gwendel didn't think that when the topic of "hot Dates" was brought up for Arkadi's wedding.
Oh lord, Joshua probably would. Tall dark, distinguished and bust-savvy?
Ewww...and don't forget to like to show the Princess her daddy's innard too? And Ryan is bad about letting Beluxi help him dissect pedos?
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he did but he trying to be smurt XD and not an asian cliche OOPS to late ToT
yup... but Josh hitting on Preston is just plain wrong O.<;
whaaaaaaat he got better XD it's educational!
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Oh noes! Gwendel's an Asians Cliche like Lautremonte's a yaoi cliches!
oh shoot I misunderstood that. For some reason I was thinking you meant Joshua would be attracted to Craven.
Well, we both know Joshua has a thing for stuffy old assholes, which Alexi and Preston both can be.
Exactly. Which is why Alexi has no business getting pissy at Ryan because Beluxi's crawling around inside smelly old corpses fishing out organs for her Paw-Paw. Besides, its helping to build up her immune system.
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well durp XD I think Lautremont has perhaps moved away from pure cliche ... my characters allways have something that takes them well away from pure cliche...the trouble is I tend to hide that bit XD and only let little peeks show through now and then not sure why it's like NO MY SECRET XD
eh heh I thought sooooo but you know Craven fits the bill too XD
oi oi oi your gonna give Alexi a complex calling him OLD he'll have to break out the rubber bondage outfits and proove he's still youthfull XD watch him FAIL
because it's RYAN he might eat her by accident!
oooh immune system man babies are allways so FILTHY they get into everything >.< they allways get me sick
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Well, that's always good, even though if I remember correctly, you made him to poke fun at the typical yaoi RP/manga/fanfic, right?
Oh yeah he does kind of fit, doesn't he?
Well, he is acting like an old man right now...or a stuffy old corpse.
If Alexi out on a leathet bondage outfit, he'd look like some sort of weird abstract painting.
Pffft...Ryan can distinguish different smells, and babies always smell so sugary sweet that he's throw her up.
Beluxi's a Man-Babies. Two men made her afterall.
lolz. I'm trying for the "Tycoon" Achievement now. ^_____________^
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yeppers then the person i was rrrrrrromancing quit because I said that Lautremont had mind controll spoodge XD
mmh ^.^;; man there's a video I need to show you of the guy I based much of Joshua's personality on... he's trying to take off his boots and can't get them off... this goes on for about 10 mins XD
thats just how Alexi is XD and he IS an old corpse OoO
ah...true...ouch ^.^;;
even when coverd in intestines O.O
eh heh baby daddies
goood luuuuuuuck noone would buy my stuff when I did that one >.<
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Oh lord...why does that sound like a. Akiko Neko-turd move?
Oh lord, you've got show me that now. And throw that into RP at some point...with Arkadi recording it on his cell phone and checking his watch.
of course he is, so BEO wasn't lying to Nulla there.
Maybe in a bondage outfit, Alexi can get a part-time job at the Torture Garden. Oh lord, Alexi and BEO should go back there to rekindle their Real Asian Shit.
Yah pretty much. Baby smells is kind of like when you spray cologne and you forget to close your mouth. ^.^;
Just imagined what would happen if Beluxi went an open house at school with both of her daddies.
Damn, maybe no one will realize I'm going for it. I'm just selling off my Fremare's Guard. I'm ready to get ride of that thing. @.@;
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I wasn't seriouse it wasn't an end all and be all thing... it thought it would be intresting to have thier character wrestle against his insidiouse mind controll spoodge... but they just quite BAM I was like oh...ok O.O;
I'll find it when I have access to a PC I can faff about with youtube on XD
man I shouldn't make up names on the spot huh ^.^;;; oh well XD
pfft they didn't have much fun there ^.^;;; will BEO knock out Alexi and drink his filthy bloodsors again for old time sake XD
bleeerrrrrgh I'm sure babies don't smell THAT bad or he wouldn't be able to stay near them XD
She has waaaaay more daddies than yooouuu XD
sell! sell! sell!
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Yeah, I usually try to ask people first, that is if I'm actually serious.
Yeah, I have a few vids I wanna show you too, like some of the Peter Lorre fan vids I've found.
*snorts* Well, we know what happens when I try to make up names. I wind up with weeaboo-sounding shit like "Setzunai"
I still need to come up with a creative way for Thanatora to enter different worlds that doesn't sound so...Hellraiser. O.O;
Probably, only this time they might STAY in the dungeon rather than go home and handcuff Alexi to the bed again.
It's just Ryan's personal taste really (since having heightened sense can be a pain). We had some "Nursery" scent air-freshener once that we dubbed "Babies Ass" scented because it smelled like fresh baby powder and clean diapers. O.O;
Exactly! Well, Shyam kind f had THREE daddies. He's special and he knows it.
BUY MAH STOOF!!! >O<
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sorry about lack of reply's when im off work I only get the PC if Spike is asleep, which he's waking up at sensible times now, which is nice.
[link] there you go, My Uncle taking off his boots XD
yeah but if I make them up on the spot they are not very clever... and if I spend to long thinking about names.... they are so over thought that noone in a million years would guess the refrance unless they had the same thought processes as myself and far to long to think about it....which is a very booring thing to do, so i might as well of just made it up one the spot DURP
Alexi needs a good handcuffing now and then XD
I've had four younger sibblings, there has not been a decade of my life untill recently that was free from baby ass smell....trust me they do NOT smell of those things O.O;
Shyams not eeeeexxaaactly aware he has three Daddies... allthough Lautremont now and then visits him in his dreams XD he's setting him up with a pheonix XD
I is poor XD
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