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There are so many things wrong with this that its not even funny (mostly with his gun hand, which I tried to cover up, but meh).

Anyway, back in first grade, a seven year old Hotaru got an action figure from what was then known as K&K Toys (later KayBee toys) and wound up making up a character based on said toy. The toy had weird opaque visor that looked...beak-like to her so she pretended the action figure was a birdy (it had a little jet pack too...and GUNS). She named him Target (which was actually an alternate spelling of the action figure's name. There wasn't a "Target" store around here until much later). Target had no real back story, but was the closest a wee Hotaru had to an imaginary friend in elementary school...considering she had very few real friends because they all considered her a weirdo.

Then when Hotaru was nine, she saw Dinosaucers on the Family Channel (before it became Fox Family and then ABC Family) and Target became an archaeopteryx. He still didn't have much back story, but he became a part of a ripoff Dinosaucer's team (which would eventually evolve into Unforgiven) along with a few of her other OCs at the time (none of which have been revived just yet). But when as she entered middle school and then highschool, poor little Target became forgotten along with so many others...

Then shortly after I revived my very first OC "EZ", Target grew rather pissy and wanted to be brought back with equal sexiness, and so after much grief over trying to get his damned anatomy down, it was done...

Target (real named Zolomon Zendragga) is still an Archaeopteryx, But he also has Neo-child attributes (his mother was given Felanerol as an experiment to see how the drug would affect non-human races). Like the Neo-children, he has high endurance and stamina as well as a slow aging. He has no real super powers save for one small yet useful one: He cannot be detected by Psychics. Also, he now has a more humanoid face and more dinosaur-like anatomy (I just found a picture of Target drawn in '93-'94 and I very nearly threw up).

Personality-wise, he appears to be a cocky little thing, but in truth this is really just a smokescreen to hide his actual feelings. Hey, if almost your entire team (including your lover, who managed to get you to safety before he too died) was killed in front of you, you'd want to find various ways to forget too, right? He's a bounty hunter and an assassin, and is often seen traveling with Ezha, who mostly just keeps him from doing anything stupid (like shooting Bullet-Proof Metaflukes who put a hammer to your car and destroy the engine, which forces you to take your car to a Reclusive Mechanic Neo-Child and then get snubbed by said Said Mechanic's Possible AU Counterpart).

Oh Target, I can't believe I forgot about you after all these years. No let's watch people say you look like a Na'vi even though you predates Na'vi by a good 20 years or so.

Profile time!

Real Name: Zolomon Zendragga (prounounced Zo-lo-Mahn Zen-Drah-gah)
Designate: Target
Title: "The Peacemaker" "Bad Company"
Race/Species: Zendragga (Evolved Archaeopteryx AKA "Early Birdy-Saurus")
Gender: Male
Occupation: Bounty Hunter and Assassin
Age: N/A
Physical Age: Mid 20s
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 165 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Gold
Hair Colour: Dark Blue
Orientation: Homosexual
Nationality: Skull Islander (although he wasn't born there, both of his parents were)
Homeworld: Earth/ Hell-Earth
Region: Skull Island (although he wasn't born there, both of his parents were)
Current Residence: Anywhere in the United Stated
Birthday: November 2, 1988
Weapon (s): Two Second Generation Colt Single Action Army Revolvers (Peacemakers)
Powers and Abilities: High Endurance, High Stamina, Above average speed and strength, excellent agility, heightened senses, the ability to go undetected by Psychics.
Likes: Ezha, Guns, Bounty, the thrill of the hunt, the strategy of the kill...and sex0rz.
Dislikes: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the Antichrist, all the former Tyrants (his old team) being dead, being called an "Early Birdy-Saurus."
Pet (s): N/A
Vulgar Display of Power: Target leaps onto his opponent, savagely eating off their face. Once he is finished, he leaps off, wiping the gore from his mouth before his opponent falls to the ground in a bloody mess.

Extra Information:

Target does have a pair of back wings to help him fly, he just hasn't discovered them yet (being retractable and all that), let alone how to use them.

Target and Ezha have have been best friends since they were both children. They met shortly after a six year old Target made a wish for a friend on a "Shooting Star," but little did he know that the "Shooting Star" was Ezha's family's space craft, which then crashed into the desert, killing everyone on board but Ezha himself, who was 10 years old at the time.

Target's entire body is covered in a tiny, thin layer of down-like feathers, giving his skin a velvety feel.

The bandanna Target wears around his neck was a memento from his long-dead lover.

Out of bullets? No problem! Target will just bludgeon you with his guns instead!

Target's Playlist:

Bad Company - "Bad Company"
Five Finger Death Punch - "Bad Company"
Ratt - "Body Talk"
Guns 'N' Rose - "You Could Be Mine"
Sonata Arctica - "Peacemaker"
Sonata Arctica - "The Gun"
Blue Foundation - "Ghost"

Zolomon Zendragga AKA Target Copyright © 1988-2010 Jennifer Hopkins/Hotaru Thodt (=hotaru-sama666 )
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Comments: 108

HotaruThodt In reply to ??? [2022-11-22 00:03:09 +0000 UTC]

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10298e3ii2iwe8e88d In reply to HotaruThodt [2022-11-22 04:02:19 +0000 UTC]

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Yautjahuntres [2013-06-28 13:02:04 +0000 UTC]

Wow this is amazing Love ho you did it

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HotaruThodt In reply to Yautjahuntres [2013-06-28 20:31:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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Yautjahuntres In reply to HotaruThodt [2013-06-28 20:33:12 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome

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Elise-Lucy [2011-02-23 21:15:27 +0000 UTC]

Heheh, recently, I tried to "update" the characters, I made up as a child. The results of this kind of actions are interesting , sometimes

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HotaruThodt In reply to Elise-Lucy [2011-02-24 20:25:24 +0000 UTC]

Sometimes they are, but then sometimes you look and you think "Why do I even bother?" This seems to be the problem with the second OC I ever created. ^.^;

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Elise-Lucy In reply to HotaruThodt [2011-02-24 20:29:31 +0000 UTC]

When I have problem, I say to myself, "I'll put it somewhere later" In the worlds that I create, there is usually enough space for everyone

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ReplicatorFifth [2011-01-06 01:33:16 +0000 UTC]

early birdy saurian... isn't that the correct term :S just musing don't mind me. nice work!

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HotaruThodt In reply to ReplicatorFifth [2011-01-06 19:31:47 +0000 UTC]

*snickers* But but that's just not as fun to say though. Thanks.

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ReplicatorFifth In reply to HotaruThodt [2011-01-28 07:15:28 +0000 UTC]

lol true!

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JadineR [2010-12-14 21:25:19 +0000 UTC]

Colors Also, damn I remember KB Toys (this is how the logo looked to me as a kid). They just closed the last one (like literally the last one I think) back home a year ago...I think :<

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HotaruThodt In reply to JadineR [2010-12-14 22:08:17 +0000 UTC]

lolz. Colours - Target has them. The KayBee toys here shut down as well along with almost every other store in the local mall. They were trying to get the mall up and going again since, last I checked, Game Stop and a few of the food courts were the only spots left to shop there. >.>;

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LadyMadCat [2010-11-07 18:02:36 +0000 UTC]

You always come up with the most interesting and original characters How can you manage to create so many, yet keeping a level of diversity?

I love his silky blue (slightly feathery) skin, and the way it contrasts with the red markings. He looks very agile, I bet he could kick the asses of those overrated Avatar characters (I haven't seen the movie, nor do I desire to watch it any soon ).

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HotaruThodt In reply to LadyMadCat [2010-11-07 21:56:09 +0000 UTC]

Well, Target here was created when I was 7 years old, so I just really built off the old design and refined it a bit.

He is pretty agile, which is due to both his race (Zendragga) and his altered Neo-Genes. I have yet to see Avatar, but I want to. I was going to get it on DVD, but when I went to the local drug store, all the copies were sold out.

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Pilar-Sama [2010-11-06 18:37:46 +0000 UTC]

The red is gorgeous with the blue, especially in the feathers. Have I mentioned that I love your original characters?

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HotaruThodt In reply to Pilar-Sama [2010-11-06 20:02:39 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you so much. He's had the red/blue colouring almost ever snce I first made him, so I kept it.

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LiquidBlu [2010-11-06 16:51:41 +0000 UTC]

You did a very good job on the gun. Hope to see more of this character :3

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HotaruThodt In reply to LiquidBlu [2010-11-06 16:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh you'll see more of him. I guarantee. Thanks.

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LiquidBlu In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-06 23:41:49 +0000 UTC]

Kickbutt.

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deaddoll00 [2010-11-06 13:15:01 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic, love the dramatic pose

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HotaruThodt In reply to deaddoll00 [2010-11-06 16:53:07 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much.

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Rubycant [2010-11-06 11:11:36 +0000 UTC]

wow!a "girl" with tail and claws!!!LOVE it!!!

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HotaruThodt In reply to Rubycant [2010-11-06 15:27:06 +0000 UTC]

Um, Target's a guy. He has a bulge in his pants. O.O;

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Rubycant In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-06 20:49:28 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Feliane [2010-11-06 09:55:07 +0000 UTC]

Not easy to hold a gun with such fingers

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HotaruThodt In reply to Feliane [2010-11-06 15:39:24 +0000 UTC]

I know, and its not easy to draw it either.

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Feliane In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-06 15:42:35 +0000 UTC]

I guess so but you succeeded, and it was not easy ! Don't laugh but it was the first thing I thought about when I discovered your artwork !

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HotaruThodt In reply to Feliane [2010-11-06 17:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I think I could have done better. Thanks.

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Feliane In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-06 17:27:22 +0000 UTC]

You are too hard with yourself... but it is a good way to improve ^^

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HotaruThodt In reply to Feliane [2010-11-06 18:46:08 +0000 UTC]

Well, I am my own worst crtic.

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Feliane In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-06 18:47:01 +0000 UTC]

It is logical and useful ^^

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IvoryFool [2010-11-06 07:57:02 +0000 UTC]

maan he's like 300 times prettier than I imagined and about a thousand times more girly looking than I expected O.O; from his attitude at least.
he reminds me of someone but I'm not sure who... I think it's just the expression though hmmm O.o; odd
he's a pretty thing though... boy needs a juicier gun XD
or just MOAR guns... can't have to many guns XD
he's a floofety birdy floof ^o^
is there many species of dinosaur's? orrr are they mostly all the same-ish O.o;

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-06 16:52:23 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I guess girly guys are sort of a trademark of mine even when I try to make them more manly, huh. But yeah, Target has a pretty bad attitude, at least in front of people anyway. ^.^;
Someone? A real life person or a fictional character? O.O;
Pfffft. I like the revolvers though, it makes him all Gunslinger-y. I DO like The Dark Tower.
He's fluffy all over. Maybe this explains why Ezha claims he doesn't like sleeping alone.
I'm thinking of making a raptor character based on one of my Subeta pets. I mentioned this over on the old BGC forums a couple of years ago. The race is referred to at the "Crytonichus" because of their ability to blend in with theirr surrounding like chameleons. I was also thinking of having dino-people based on T-Rex, Carnotaurus, and Dilophosarus.
Not sure if they'll all make it to the NeverRealms story, but still. >.>;
Oh! WHat kind of weapon do you think Ezha should carry? I don't wanna give him your typical pew pew alien laser thing/vapourizer.

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-07 07:27:41 +0000 UTC]

mhh I pictured him rather rougher looking ^.^; from his tude.
I don't know... there's just something in the face that reminds me of...someone O.o; don't you hate when theres that I KNOW YOU... but I don't know where from O.o;
nothing WRONG with revolvers... I just feel he needs a cannon to go with it XD
fluffle puff dinosuar ^o^ heeey my Dragon is allso fluffy XD
I was thinkin I could make a dino to add to the species ranks if you choose to make a seperate folder on NeverRealms for him. I wanna make a triceratops though XD
or a Stargate pew pew stick ^o^;; hhhmmm lessee he's a tall blue drinka water XD huuuummm a retro teeny lazer would be pretty funny though XD or otherwise a sawn off shot gun BAHKKKANNN!!! Oh Oh! maybe he has an alien lazergun shaped cigerette lighter but carries a nasty greasy oldschool gun XD
maybe some kind of throwing weapon? or if you want to be sooopah ghey he could fight with those weighted poi whatsits... hmmm weapons are a pain, Spike asked me what my finnishing move would be yesterday... I was all myuh? I duno im sleeping >.<

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-07 16:56:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I kind of wanted him to be a little rougher, but he came out like this so I really can't complain...his attitude is still just as bad. He's all "Fuck you I gotta a gun."
Yeah, I noticed he does seem to look like someone I know, but I just figured it was because he was like my imaginary friend in school.
Maybe he can get a big ol' cannon later, like when Terminus comes...or something.
lolz. Poor Vaysh-Ra he wanted to play with the fluffy dragon, but he wants someone with some experience for his first time.
Sure you ca make one, and a Triceroptops would be more than welcome. Hell, you can make your own dino species for Skull Island if you'd like. I plan to make a skull Island folder once I get more Skull Silander art made. So far I only have that old picture of Zafira, and Target wasn't born on Skull island (but rather a military base in Nevada), so I don't know if he counts. >.>;
Just kepe in mind that when you made you dino, his name race shouldn't really sound like the dino he's based on (the Cryptonychus actually got their race name from humans, I might call them the Zion just to be ass) and dino races usually use their race name as a surname (like Target's real name being "Zendragga" and all that).
Damn, pew pew stick almost sounds like fun. I figure Ezha needs a unique weapon, being an alien and all (even if he was only 10 when he came to Earth). The throwing weapon sounds fun too. Poi Whatsits?
Jazz finished move...would be a gorey one. JAZZ WINS!!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! FATALITY!!!

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-08 13:16:10 +0000 UTC]

nothing like filth spewing from pretty lips XD
Fuck you Josh has a BIGGER gun XD
it's wierd I still can't place it, I keep thinking it's a JoJo's character but I don't think thats it al all O.<; mebbe I met your imaginary friend somewheres... him and Crayon where hanging out mebbe XD
Lautremont wanted Vaysh-ra to EAT the Dragon XD
I would still put Target in the skull island folder eventually... also shouldn't Alexi-bite go in the Thanatora folder?
Triceratops is the original unicorn XD
AH HAH maybe he has an awesome weapon that he doesn't know is a weapon like "I dunno I had it since I was a baby" like a faggetty shape shifting piece of jewlery that turns into some sort of weapon or something.
nah... my finnishing move would be ghey... like I fall over and acidentally kill the enemy somehow WHOOPS

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-08 16:30:11 +0000 UTC]

lolz. A bigger gun...in more ways then one. ^________________^
Yeah maybe they were, although target was more like a deformed bird way back in the day. I'm surprised you haven't figure out what action figure he was based on since you seem to be a fan of the franchise. >.O;
vaysh-Ra's too much of a pussy to eat dragons.
I wasn't sure of Alexi should be designated a Thanatora or a Genii. ^.^;
And thus these were the ACTAUL unicorns that didn't make it onto the Ark, hence why they're extinct.
Oh god...magickal faggy crap much. I want Ezha to be a teeny more Sci-Fi since you k now, he's a big green alien and all that.
You shoot cinnamon scented faggotry and then you knock then into a vat of acid.

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-09 08:24:09 +0000 UTC]

probably not that big really O.O; he can probably fit it in one hand ToT ... but then Josh has BIG hands O.o;
eh oh yeah action figure... huh? O.o? I don't remember anything with that pattoning .... I'm assuming it's not a Battle of the Planets figure since that would be stupid ^.^;; other than that I can't remember any toys with bird visors O.O;

yeah but the Comte doesn't know that... he just assumes everyone is exactly the same as him just they like to pretend otherwise. howsabout Anatole? ^o^
weeeelll I guess Alexi is a double agent with a fat lot of head jig-pokery ... hhmm O.o; I'm not sure either ^.^;;;
eh O.o; unicorns arnt extict silly XD there's lots of em... including that wierd little deer that has a singular nose horn and FANGS O.o;
transforming weaponry is also sci-fi XD like a tight silver thong that turns into a cannon ^o^
nuuu they might turn into a super villian O.O; I don't shoot nothing... I go ^o^ rrraaarwwr *pounce*

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-09 21:27:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeeeeeah...and really big guns too.
Hmm, well it was a fairly obscure figure and I must have done a decent job at hiding the obvious, but I didn't even know about Battle of the Planets when I was 7. If I can find a pic of the figure with the visor down, I'll show you. It wasn't an actual bird-looking visor, this was just my twisted imagination running amok.

Ah, a typical crazy man's approach. Lautremonte is the best kind of sociopath.
Anotle might work. DQ might start charging a fee to use her man though.
I thought about doing something funny and have Versace no longer attracted to guys and Vaysh-Ra no long attracted to girls due to their separation.
Yeah, so I just figure pop Alexi into the City folder or have him wind up in his own folder...or something.
And don't forget BEO's a rainbow unicorn, with a big ol' horn JUST for Alexi...unless Alexi insists BEO get with someone else, which just makes BEO SAD now.
Now, a transfornming thongs sounds more like a weapon a sex droid would wear...Jazzer-Drone!!!
And you go "NOMNOMNOM" too.

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-10 08:03:17 +0000 UTC]

OH! those guns! *o* must stop thinking about cock thats your job XD
you know I'm gonna kick myself when you tell me what it is aint I O.O; but right now can only DURP

Lautremont's not crazy, he's advanced XD
she could watch for her own amusement XD
ah makes sense... I assume when they were connected they were sort of mentally all mixed up to so Vaysh-ra's feeling would be pushed onto Versace and viceversa...so maybe there are lots of changes like he doesn't like certian foods anymore and feels suddenly more secure and liberated in himself.
pfft Alexi a man out of space and time *o*
yeah but they got a baby now so sex is more of a novelty, I imagine there both going crazy to get at each other when Beluxi's away with pawpaw XD
Jazz is no sex drone O.<; or a really rubbish one "Jazzdrone has a headache... jazzdrone is sleepy...jazzdrone only likes it in the butt ...jazzdrone says amuse yourself" XD
and go DANCEDANCEDANCE ^8^

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-11 01:25:09 +0000 UTC]

Speaking of me thinking of about non-stop cock, how's your brother (Yes I'm well aware this sounds awful)?
Well, it's an obscure toy from a popular 70s-80s toyline. [link] See, it looks like a beak, damnit (and I could have SWORN I got that toy in '88)!

lol. He's an evolved...Rakashasa! XD
Oh god. Nah, she's rather charge people, and have them line up for Anatole lovin's
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was thinking. This owuld probably explain why QJ would go into extremes of hot and cold towards Miniel.
So, he's Dr. Who? TO THE TARDIS!
BEO: "Our three hearts...beat as one and a half, A Lesbi!"
I just got this mental image of Ryan walking in to find Alexi wearing hing turkey feathers around his waistnot and BEO wearing nothing but a Pilgrim Hat and carrying a musket chasing each other around the apartment. I have no ideas why. >.O;
*sing* Jazz-Er-drone! Jazzerdrone! She gonna maaaaaake you a PERFECT DAAAA-AYYY!"
Or is it "Jazz throws up her hands in the air sometimes! Saying Ey-Oh! Gotta let go! She wanna celebrate and live her life! Saying Ey-Oh! Baby Let's Go!"

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-11 10:04:26 +0000 UTC]

my bro isn't a non-stop cock XD he seems ok, he's learning the Mandolin O.o; so I assume he means to become some form of beardy bard, he seems to be loosing weight too whicj is cool, we went out for sushi and watched an old black and white Japanese movie that made use cry with lolz it was SO BAD O.o; shockingly so ^o^
what the shit O.O; thats a Cobra operative...how do you get faggety dino-boy from sky gear Cobra attack squady O.O;;; (maybe you did,I had some TMNT toys they claimed never were released, but we had them)

is he? *evil smirk*
poor Anatole back to being a whore again XD round and round he goes.
mmh, but how will the seperation effect Versace beyond sexually, I imagine it will have many noticible little effects to his general day to day behaviour... he might get really clingy all of a sudden due to feeling all alone ToT his mind is all lonely now without his bro.
Alexi would make a rubbish "Doctor" ^.^;; "Ah? I am asain now...ah, it cannot be helped, allthough I have an itching desire to flay myself with this sonic screwdriver... most curiouse"
pffft not impossible lord knows those two get kinkier everyday... "Ah...there's a very good explanation for this....however I doubt you wish to hear it" ¬.¬;;

uuurrrrrrmmm ...no.....NO O.O;

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-11 22:33:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, you know what I mean since beached whales think I speak of cock constantly. D I'm glad Seb's doing better. Why order fatties in Amercia when he can probably find some out in the City? What movie is that?
Well, remember I was seven when I got that toy, and so, since his helmet looked like a beak, I pretended he was a birdy (I was seven and my mind has a tendency to twist things around into really odd things...even then), and he could fly via jetpack...he actually didn't become a dino-boy until liiiiike...'91 I think? I was after seeing the old Dinosaucers cartoon...And he didn't go gay until 2010 (way back in the early '90s, Target was straight and even had a wifey that looked like him...but in drag). ^.^;
What figures did you get over there?

Or maybe he's just a original template. He's the Bible of Rakashasa! Other Rakashasa should go by him!
And DQ is his pimp. She just needs the coat and hat.
That sounds pretty logical. Maybe he has mood swings where he clings to Min-Min as she's heading off to work all "Please don't leave me!" Meanwhile, Vaysh-Ra's trying to show Tien that "Joy of Gay Sex' Book saying "Hey, let's try this wrestling position. I'll let you pin me!"
And there goes Belgium. Thanks, A Lesbi!
Ad then Dr. Ryan slowly backs out of the door and then bolts for the stairs. I must be in a holiday mood tocome up with that scenario out of nowhere. >.>;
BEO's gonna make Alexi go GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!

I take it you don't like that song? Jazz gonna do teh Birdy Dance now!?!?!!

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-12 07:44:09 +0000 UTC]

I think he's ok but its hard to tell with him.
the movie was Rashomon it was O.O; WOW mystery science theatre material if ever I have seen any, we heckled the whole way through and got the evils off of everyone who where taking it DEADLY SERIOUSLY but it was sooooo funny! BUUHN BUUHN BAAAAAH!!! *GASP* everytime this guy picked up his sword he fell over, all fighting turned into hugging matches and the acting was priceless HAH HAH HA I AM A BANDIT HAH HAH HA! I WILL HAVE YOUR WOMAN HAH HAH HA!

we got all the same figures you did just alittle later, except for some toy lines we got small experimental runs of things they tried out in the UK and europe before releasing to america, so we got random wierd faulty bullshit... but we had this one TMNT bike which sprayed goo, which I was a picture of on a website that said it was never released and WE HAD ONE but then our TMNT toys where shipped from pakistan for dubiouse amounts of money as it was the only way you could get ahold of them during the big turtles boom so it was probably bootleg O.O;
my fave two dolls when I was 7 where a vampire girl and a viking girl, who I guess where lovers O.O; I never really thought to much about it but they shared a house on my bookself and slept in the same bed... shit I should draw them as a duo they were amazing dolls I wish I still had them, the vampire chick looked like vampirella and the viking chick was like a female he-man when he's wearing his modern arctic outfit (A fur cloak and boots)

PFFT ye gods no they shouldn't O.O; other Rakshasa would sneer at him for being weak and useless I imagine ^.^; of course he could kill them all... of course he won't... of course they will laugh all the more XD
I imagine she has a big ol' pimp coat knocking about somewheres XD
A'Lesbi is a cool guy XD
he'll never be able to look at turkey the same way again XD
chriiiistmas tyme ^o^

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-12 08:12:19 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'd be his rebound, but I'm too skinny (I can't compete his with previous in the weight department), and of course he should play with the whales in the sea. Man the harpoons!
Damn, I want to see this Atrocity now. I mean this thing sounds like it could blow Battlefield and Trolls 2 out of the proverbial water! ^O^

I think I actually remember seeing that bike on the back of a TMNT box during the Turtle Boom. I remember my talking about having to literally fight off people back in '90 so she could get me a few figures for Xmass. O.O;
Those two dolls you're talking about sound like they came from the old "Golden Girl" toyline from the 80s (That predated She-Ra) I had the Dragon Queen, the Mother Queen WIld One (a Viking type chick) And "Vultura" (I think that was her name).
Either way...draaaaaw theeeeeem.

I alsmot want to see more Rakashasa...like maybe they gather together every 1000 years or so for a family reunion. Gwendel can bring his new wifey and son! ^__________________^
It's very likely she does actually. If not, I'm sure Absy has one she can borrow...and a pink choke chain to lead Snakey McSnakey Face on.
A Lesbi Jiang is a pretty cool guy. She gets his ass torn to shreds EVERY NIGHT and doesn't afraid of anything!
Alexi could wear deer antlers and BEO can wear a Santa Hat and ask him if he'll "Guide His Sleigh" tonight? Alexi will be glowing red, but it won't be his nose! ^O^

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-12 08:28:53 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOO I want him to fuck local womens ToT ones who will allso work and he had buy a house with and stop emoing at home... it's not good for him to stay at my mums, she gets pissed off with him being there ALL THE TIME and he gets pissed off with her going AAARRRGGHHHHH BABIES SHUT UP!!!
well no it's just your classic cheesy black and white movie where noone can act/fight and they are supposed to be hardend swords men ¬.¬;; best character is a skinny shinto priest. but I'm biased XD

yup bought ours blackmarket and they forced you to buy a villian for every hero you bought, so we had like a million foot soldiers ¬.¬;;
Golden girl? yeah? I should check it out they were like she-ra dolls just a million times beefier and much more detailed, they came with accesories and things too they were just amazing figures I would love oto have some now... I hate women but I loved them O.O; the way I played with them I'm amazed im not a hardcore lesbian XD

PFFFT!!! I don't think it works like that O.O;; but you could probably meet Gwindles mum since she's a buddha now and thus sort of everywhere O.O;
eek DQ and Absy theres a scary combination, Anatole doesn't stand a chance T.T poor snakey XD
only if he's lucky XD
[link] *cough*

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-12 08:56:46 +0000 UTC]

lolz. You make it sound like I don't work (Remember I has a full-time job taking care of my ungrateful mommy with little to no pay!). Anyway, yes he should date local womens and stop emoing. Shit, a girl I used to babysit wanted to come stay over her. I told her no because she'd just lay on the couch, smoke and suck up all my good air. Yes, I said that to her. O.O;
So would you say it's a Cult Classic like Plan 9 From Outer Space then?

Damn, I wanted to make an army of Foot Soldiers, but my parents were like "You already have one!" But but...I wanted an army!!! T____T
Yeah, it sounds like Golden Girl. They were put out by Galoob and supposed there was a cartoon. They didn't sell well because they didn't have a target audience at the time.
Hey, I did similar things with Jem and Barbie. Jem was totally Barbie's bitch! When you only own two Ken Dolls, what can you do?

If she actually a Physical Being or is she like Lautremonte and isn't really there? O.O;
DQ and Absy will wear down poor Anatole unless Anatole somehow manages to either find an equally snakey vampire to throw at one of them or clones himself for playtime. They wear him out!
And Alexi gets lucky EVERY NIGHT! Beluxi can't sleep without hearing the sounds of sex afterall. I can see BEO handing her to her grandparents along with a copy of Fisting Fireman IX...or something like that and telling them to turn the TV to the wall and turn it up full volume.
Oh god...they beat me to it. Okay, how about Alexi in a Duck Suit and BEO wearing bunny ears and a cotton tail? XD:
And I need to get to bed too...I also need to find the source of the semll that smells like my mom's boyfriend's house. ^.^;

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IvoryFool In reply to HotaruThodt [2010-11-12 09:19:24 +0000 UTC]

my point is he needs to move out, it's not a good place to be.
definatly a more entertianing watch than plan 9, it's actually a really good movie for the period it was pretty epic and kept the watcher enguaged witch is more than you can say for allot of even Hitchcocks works... some of those were stinky.

yeah but OUCH its expensive, I wonderd why we had so many villians we had ALL of the bad guys it was a bit odd... just because Seb NEEDED Mondo Gecko NEEDED HIM O.O;
I only had one ken... I snapped his legs off by accident O.O;
I liked my Jem doll best, I had Stormer oddly enough and only Stormer O.O; wonder why

shes a buddha so... well...it's hard to say... buddha is everything so uh O.O; logically she could manifest anyways she chooses.
you know he has no protection against womens he just melts into compliant goo XD
O.O;;; oh god... because Mel and Ryan need to hear that O.O;;;
>.< not a duck suit
um go to bed stooopid XD

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HotaruThodt In reply to IvoryFool [2010-11-12 22:52:33 +0000 UTC]

Of course. I mean living with your parents can be a real drain on well, everything. >.>;
Ah, I see what you mean. So it's a bit more like a B-Movie in that sense? Hitchcock did get a bit stinky at times, didn't he.

Haha! I NEEDED Mondo Gecko too, although my two favourite TMNT figures were the Mutated Pizza Chef (can't remember his name) and Leatherhead. My TMNT holy grails were always Raphael (could never find the bastard ANYWHERE) and Ace Duck. Luckily my Darkwing Duck figure was a nice stand-in for Ace Duck. I could never find the Triceratops guy either...can't remember his name either. >.>;
Eww...poor Ken. O.O;
I had all the Misfits and the Holograms plus Sinergy and a different Jem dolls with longer, curler hair who's earrings didn't blink. My Stormer doll's arm was partly out of the socket for some reason and I could never get it back in...plus my Jem dolls hands had a tendency to fall off, leading me to have to super glue them back in. O.O;

I just got this image of her appearing in Lucifuge and Gwendel's bedroom while they're getting heated and having a conversation with them whilst being oblivious to their "Mantivities". >..;
Exactly!
Dr. Ryan: I'll go to Hell-Mart and get us some ear plugs.
Beluxi: Ayyyyy! *throws her hands in the air*
Maybe they should have Anatole babysit Beluxi, and then he'll spoil Beluxi rotten because well, she's a girl.
Okay, turkey felt skirt it is then. *watches BEO grab him um...rifle*
I did try to sleep, but of course mommy got up early and wnet out for awhile, forcing me to get up and put the cats back out. ^.^;

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