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Published: 2006-04-27 05:49:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 6522; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 82
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Created for COW #43, The Most Useless Creature."My lord, Spawning Vats A through F report success. Each one has spawned a new race of horrors for your dread army. The creatures in Vat C actually tore apart the demon who opened it!"
"Excellent! Soon, my armies shall - wait, did you say Vats A through F? Don't we have a vat G?"
"Er, yes. But there seems to have been a problem with that one. Best not to worry about it. Now, Vat B - there's a winner! The things that came out of it are coated in a sticky acidic goo and have about a dozen tentacles tipped with highly poisonous stingers!"
"What came out of Vat G?"
"Vat F was pretty good too. Armor plating, breathes fire, razor sharp claws - great for your army. Yep, great for the army."
"What came out of Vat G?"
"Really, my lord, best not to -"
"WHAT CAME OUT OF VAT G?!"
"...these, my lord."
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Comments: 34
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what if that thing on its head just turned out to be able to... destroy everyone and everything if it wanted to?
its so adorable...
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Yes, with their burning orange eyes and spooky spikey bits they are cuddly and...oh, you mean the fuzzy things. Yes, they're cute too. 
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I'm sure the spiky guys were cute as babies, too XD
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OMG, that just plain priceless!!! -^O^- *Dies laughing*
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Now THIS is what deviantART is all about.
1.) It's a great piece of art
2.) It's more than something that you just go "ooh" at and 
3.) I appreciate it more after reading the description.
This is very, very good! I'm going to
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Thanks, glad you enjoyed both picture and the accompanying 'story.' It's definitely one of my more more 'finished' pieces, in that it's not just a critter sitting in some thrown-together background.
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heh, well they could end up being to worst of them all!
endign up with this mind controling power that drives anyone who witnesses their fluffy cuteness into fits of rage!
hhahaha
or they'd make great mid day snacks
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Maybe if it could focus its attention on anything but the glowy thing in its head.
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wow, its well cute...
"Yes but what does it do?"
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"Umm...whatever it does, its doing it right now my lord..."
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I love how you portrayed the tenderness in yer evil background figure...even he couldn't be nasty with Vat G spawn!
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Hihihihi...Hahahahaha...So cute!!
Don't the demons have the concept of commericalizing those huggable creatures as pets to humans? I'd by some!
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Ah yes, I can see it now. "Archdemon Zg'kraarg, you have been promoted to Vice Under Assistant Secretary in charge of marketing Floofy Fuzzlugs to the humans. Have your business proposal and budget projections on my desk by the end of the day."
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that's just absurdly funny!! 
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The dialogue really adds to this. I really dig the expression on the big guys face. It's as if he's saying wtf.
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Yep, that's pretty much what he's thinking.
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They're not useless, they're food! :3 I love the little backstory.
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Thanks! I think the backstory really helps this one.
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Yes, the horrible demon in the background is adorable, isn't it?
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lol, noo the little white thing, i wanna huggle it
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hahah they cna sell them as pets for thier other creatures...
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Yeah, the things from Vat B can get one for each tentacle!
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Hee. The big guy could be cute... Imagine his left eye looking like his right, all wide and glowing, staring at his mommy with love... 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
Seriously though, I want a plushie of the little guy. With a glowing light attached too. Cuuute.
It's all about the glowing light thingy.
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Thanks - good to know the big guy isn't cute.
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