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Channeleven [2018-04-17 00:05:43 +0000 UTC]

Bessie: That night, I was going to the pharmacy to see if I could get a deal on those gluteus reduction pills, until he came along. A ferocious demon like in those cheesy B movies, looking to off the first relatively attractive female of the night, and I was it. I was scared as shit, but then something snapped inside of me. I don't know if it was Stockholm syndrome, hormones, or contrivance, but as I was screaming... I knew what had to be done.

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AyyStarship [2017-09-23 09:07:47 +0000 UTC]

MUNSTERS

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Milkymoofficial [2017-01-02 17:56:25 +0000 UTC]

Also, just to set the record straight on what the B stands for...


According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

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BunnyAdrienne [2016-12-26 22:38:52 +0000 UTC]

Too many Buns!

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Chaos-force [2016-12-26 08:46:12 +0000 UTC]

she's certainly shaking in terror!...or rather 'jiggling' in terror~

nicely done!

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Milkymoofficial [2016-12-26 08:41:28 +0000 UTC]

"I would love to watch that demon in a movie, I'm not even joking, I'm jealous that I didn't design that monster."

Oh stop! ;w; P.S. Thanks again, I'll start on you're side. uwu

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