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Published: 2005-03-01 17:58:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 5367; Favourites: 459; Downloads: 113
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This is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.....i love that movie!Related content
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One gets the impression that the peasants are simply trying to get rid of an annoying neighbour.
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Does wood float in water?
No! No it floats! *gasp* THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!
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Yes! This is awesome! It's oine of my favourite movies too. XD
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Whoo! I loved that scene!
Argh! Seeing this makes me want to redo the movie with my friends. I planned to do it last summer, but we had bad communication via telephone. I was going to be Ser Bedevere : 3 I loved saying that line in practice.
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Hahaha, this is my favourite part in the movie. Would you mind if I used this on LJ? I'll give you full credit, of course!
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" Oh, Dennis, there is some lovely muck down 'ere!"
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my socials teacher is obsessed wth this line
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It's awful how much i quote from this movie...T_T oh well................
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lol that's the funniest part in a monty python film i've ever seen! and the knights who say.............. NI!!!
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I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!
funny!!!
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... I've been turned into a newt before.... I haven't quite got better yet
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NI!
That movie was brillant, I grew up on it. I need to watch the other movies. *walks off*
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"And what do we burn apart from witches?
MORE WITCHES"
Good job.
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"A Newt?!"
"...I got better..."
XP What a great movie!
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lol, i LOVE monty python, and this is my favorite movie by them i'v seen
great job
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Hahaha, omg, I love that quote so much!
I love the movie just as much!!!
Well done!!
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The black Knight never loses, im INVINCIBLE!
Youre a loony...
Cmon, chicken, chicken!
look, i'll have your leg,
*clang*
thats it, swish, chop hack
*no legs left*
we'll call it a draw then...
come, patsy
get back here you yellow bastards, i'll bite your legs off
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there is only 1 punishment for lighting the grail shaped beaon, you must spank her, and when you've spanked Zoot, spank me. *chorus* spank me; and me; and me;
Yes, you must give us all a good spanking, and then, the oral sex!
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"So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?"
" Build a bridge out of her."
i LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV that movie!!!
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Ahhh, but can you not also build bridges out of STONE?
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Does wood sink in water?
No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
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Ah.. but what else floats?
*argument insues*
So if she weighs as much as a duck....then she must be a...
WITCH!!!!
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yay! you finished the scene.
here is another one.
"Here's one."
"That'll be ninepence."
"I'm not dead."
"What?"
"Nothing. There's your ninepence."
"I'm not dead."
"'Ere, he says he's not dead."
"Yes he is."
"I'm not."
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"oh do us all a favour!"
*whack*
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"Ah, thank you very much."
"Not at all. See you on Thursday."
"Right."
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"We've ridden the length and breadth of the land searching for knights to join in my court at Camelot!"
"What, riding on a horse?"
"Yes."
"You're using cocoanuts!"
Please, continue the scene.
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But coconuts are tropical, this is the temperate zone!
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
No, but they could be carried!
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"I'm not interested."
"It could be carried by an African swallow!"
"Oh, yeah, an Arfrican swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow, that's what I'm saying."
*Arthur and Patsy leave*
"On the other hand, African swallows are not migratory."
"Oh, right."
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"What? A swallow carrying a coconut? "
"It could grip it by the husk!"
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
"Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?"
"Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?"
"Please!"
"Am I right?"
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OMFG YAY! AND! Sir Notapearinginthisfilm *spazz*faves*
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HA HA HA HA!!!! but doesn't he say " a newt!?" before he says "... i got better"? just asking.
nontheless that was SWEET!!!
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA i did that at my camp it was sooo funny i love this thingy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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King Arthur to the Black Knight, who actually has no longer arm or leg(;D):
-What are you going to do now? Bleed on me??
... This movie rocks, as much as "The Meaning of Life", and the "Life of Brian"
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OMG! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH MY FRIEND!!!!! HAHAHAHA! she turned me into a newt as well!
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