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ImpCJCaesar — Ain't That a Kink in the Head?
Published: 2013-11-17 23:52:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 350; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 7
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Reference in the title... check... Oh, sorry, don't mind me and go ahead.
So, I was roaming around dA when published an interesting image (for some reasons links doesn't seem to work well for me tonight)
And that reminded me that according to Princess Molestia's birthday game (askprincessmolestia.tumblr.com… ">birthday game) I was supposed to get the same treatment (being born on the 2nd of July).
So there it is!
My shame!
Or better, Thunder Fire's shame! AH!
It's not like she is my ponysona...
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Yeah, Summer... she even checked the softness of my plot!
Counter-PS Thank you!
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Oh hey thunder... Umm what are you wearing a maid a outfit for?
Look's great imp
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*blushes* Oh uh... hello... I've been selected... to go and work in the castle... urgh.
Thank you!
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Oh umm ok... well need any help i haven't got anything to do today.
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Uhm... sure, thanks! I'm a bit late, if you could give me a flight to the castle that would be great!
If you don't care of being seen with a pony in a french maid uniform, of course.
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yer sure, just hope nothing embarrassing will happen...
*pick thunder on back* OK here we go.
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Thank you, I hope that I'm not too heavy for you!
Just don't land too close to the castle or they will pick you to clean in there as well... and probably put you in a maid uniform as well.
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It's ok your not heavy at all,
I'll try my best not to, the clouds make it hard to know where I'm coming down exactly
so you haven't told me how you got the job the chance to work at the castle.
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*blushes* Oh, thank you... Well, if you want to know... Every year, for the spring, Princess Celestia selects a few ponies to clean in her castle... and the selection is by... oh I'm not sure I want to tell you that... *blushes*
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oh ok that's fine, I'm not going to force you to tell me.
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Oh well... since you are so kind... she inspected us basing on our plots.
Yeah... and judging by your plot, you are in danger too!
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oh well that's odd, well anyways I think we are here
*starts to descend*
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*once landed*
Thank you, Sky!
I guess this is all for today... unless you want to help me clean, but that would happen only if your plot is judged worthy!
*chuckles*
Well, see ya!
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well it would be great to see the inside of the castle but the risk...
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Uhm... I think that I could get you inside. But only if you are willing to take the risk. Sorry, but the Princess is everywhere.
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ok but what do I have to do...
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Just wait me here... if in one hour I'm not back, fly away!
*canters to the castle*
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Ok I'll be in this bush *jumps into the bush*
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*after half an hour*
Psssst! Sky! Where are you?
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Here I am *pops head out of bush*
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Oh! Here, I got a surprise for you. *shows a guard armor* Just wear it and we should be covered.
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Ooo awesome *jumps out of the bush and puts the armor on* wow it's the right size,
so how did you get this?
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I went in the royal armory and pretended to clean. You look really good!
Now, we can go inside! You can go on your way if you want or just follow me while I... clean...
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Thanks, I didn't think it would fit as well as it did, Um i don't mind if you want me to follow I can as I don't know my way round like you do
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Ok then... time to go!
------at the gate------
Stop! Who are you?
*curtsies* Thunder Fire, maid of the Princess... he's Sky, a totally normal guard.
You may pass.
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Yep totally normal guard just going to help thunder...
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Uhm...
We made it! Now, what do you want to see first? I can take you everywhere!
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Well were do you think is a good place to start?
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Follow me then!
-------once you reach the throne room-------
I'll start cleaning, if you have any questions or comments, I'm here. *bends down and starts cleaning*
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My, my, my. What's this? Now this is interesting!
[I'll just pretend this conversation takes place at a different time from the other conversation while still being able to reference these moments in the other conversation, essentially creating a time vortex. Yay.]
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[Yeah, that's how it works!]
Oh ehm... that's from... ugh... the one time I was "randomly selected" to go and work in the castle... l
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Eh!? You can get "randomly selected" for that!? Where do I sign up!?
Uh... I mean, not that I want to dress like this! No, I mean... Uhm, what do I mean? Uh... Can we pretend I never said that?
[What's with that single "l" at the end there?]
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Wait a moment... you'd want to work for the Princess? Oh well she chooses the best... uh... plots in Ponyville every year to clean in spring.
If you want to try... *sticks out tongue*
[Just typed wrong and submitted by error!]
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...You want me to wear this costume? Nu-uh. No way, no how. Unless *looks at Thunder Fire from the corner of his eye* there's something in return.
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Hold your horses, mister! You are the one who wants to wear my costume! *sticks out tongue again*
But, to help you coming out, let's listen to your request....
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No, no, no! I don't want to wear the costume! Nu-uh! I want to see others in the costume!
...But remember the cat costume we talked about?
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Uhm... I'll see what I can do. But... you gotta Pinkie promise that you're going to wear my french maid costume if I wear a cat one. Deal?
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...Okay...
But why would you want me in a maid costume? Do you expect me to clean things?
I mean, uh, I'm definitely not going to clean things! I said nothing! *waves front leg around in a panic*
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Well, now that you are giving me ideas... you could clean around the house! And I would look at you... when you bend... under the skirt... *blank stare, little drooling phase*
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Panties! I'm gonna wear panties! You're not allowed to see anything!
...Wait, don't tell me you'll even like the panties even more!
Aaahhhh! What have I gotten myself into!?
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Yup, that's right, mister! You're gonna wear panties for sure... So that... ooooh... *goes blank again*
But first! I need to get a cat costume!
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Hold on! We definitely need to spice things up on your end if I'm gonna do all that!
Cat collar and bells. A leash. And milk. Lots and lots of milk.
*drools*
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Pffft, cats don't wear leashes. But I'm ok with collar and bells. Even about the milk.
But you are going to be dressed as a maid for a full day or I do nothing.
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Th... There are cats with leashes... sometimes... in some fetishes...
Okay! Forget the leash. But I'll be the master and you'll be a very obedient kitty!
*pouts*
A full day!? Then right back at ya!
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Oh, are we in fetish now I was dressing you as a maid with the purest intentions!
*sticks out tongue*
The most obedient cat!
A full day as a cat? Only if I will be able to talk. That's my final offer.
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Only talk when needed. Else it's just meow. Deal?
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*suspiciously looks at him, then hoof bumps him*
Deal.
Now, I'll go and get the costume from *slight blush* Rarity...
I'll be a cat first, then tomorrow you'll be a maid. So we can clean everything we messed up today. *shakes front hoof* You can't discuss on this.
Ok, I'm going! See ya in a pair of hours, or whatever time *slight blush* Rarity needs to craft this costume. Feel free to... prepare the house if you need to.
*exits from the door*
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Uh-- Okay. Fine, I'll clean.
Wait, what does this Rarity even think about all of this? Is she fine with this!?
A-Anyway, you go. I'll prepare here.
*mumbles* Now where can I get giant scratch poles and litter boxes... And gallons of milk... So much milk...
Wait! Where can I find this Rarity? I might need something as well.
[He doesn't really know many Ponies from Ponyville...]
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